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Master Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed
Its no surprise that Threespeed has a love of 3
speed ships. He has invented a chemical powered
light. He always carries his trusty leatherman.
Recruited: 030712
Recruited By: Trogdor
Knighted: 030712
Initiated By: pywaket
Missions: 323
Light Years: 5960.504
Experience: 3985.31

Jobs Taken

Airlock:7
Chalk Bag:5
Compressor Wrangler:38
ComSat Monkey:69
Comsat Monkey Partner 1:17
Comsat Monkey Partner 2:2
Damage Control:18
Filmer:85.7999999076128
Flat Bag:29
Food Wrangler:1
Medi Bag:6
Minister of Zoobs:4
Mission Leader:2
Mission Reporter:2
MRC Officer:7
Navigator:10
Print Jockey:2
Radio Wrangler:11
RadioBox A:6
Radiobox B:3
RadioBox C:5
Radiobox D:1
Recycler:1
Skynet Operator (post-mission):4
Stellar Cartographer:15
Sticker Bag:2
Still Cam:1
Tailgunner:15
Tool Bag:350
Wookiee Bag:15

Bonuses

Hi-Five:1125
Cup:1776
Derby Win:1
Cargo Carrying on Ship:263
Field Repair:465
Fort Reconstruction:24.5
HAL:15
Misc Bonus:10830
MRC--Advanced:25
MRC--Basic:374.5
Radio Box Operator:3
SCUL Website:12
Skynet:4
Transport Services:8
Wear Insignia on Bag:1
Wear Insignia on Person:3
Helmet:19

Missions

Date Mission Ship
180721 Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town Strangelove
180714 Anchors A-weigh Strangelove
180707 Planetary Prom Night Star Hustler
180616 Double Dippin' Star Hustler
180602 Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Star Hustler
180526 SCUL Day 22 Dr. Moreau
180428 ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Schadenfreude
180421 Wandering Cricket Dr. Moreau
180407 Alohamission 2018 Schadenfreude
171104 Life Day 2017 Strangelove
171028 Hallowheels 2017 Strangelove
171021 Day-Cordova Strangelove
171015 Galactic Frontier: One-Way Century 2017 BurningChrome
171007 Little Red Riding pre-HONK! Schadenfreude
171001 Little Ship of Horrors Strangelove
170922 Return To Lawl Dr. Moreau
170916 Meskenas Mischief Dr. Moreau
170902 Hypno Wormhole Schadenfreude
170826 By The Book Schadenfreude
170819 Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Strangelove
170729 Chop Beach Rinse Repeat Dr. Moreau
170715 Christmas In July Strangelove
170708 Matter States Schadenfreude
170701 SCUL Day Observed Schadenfreude
170610 Cave-In Dr. Moreau
170603 Night Market Garden: A Bridge Too Far Dr. Moreau
170527 Augment My Chopper Dr. Moreau
170520 Eggscape To Poo Island Dr. Moreau
170513 Let's Be Evil Yer Mom
170506 Wheeled Migration Dr. Moreau
170429 We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out Dr. Moreau
170422 Creampuff Dr. Moreau
170415 Operation Egg-zaduration Dr. Moreau
170408 Z Axis Dr. Moreau
170401 I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission Saint Christopher
161105 Life Day 2016 Strangelove
161029 Hallowheelsooogoood Strangelove
161022 Poefection Schadenfreude
161015 Colour Out of Space (Starchaser Century) Dr. Moreau
161008 Skunk Day '16 Dr. Moreau
161002 Diva Day Double Dip Strangelove
161001 Truck Stop: Diva Day Delayed Strangelove
160917 Peter Pan - Return of the Lost Boys Strangelove
160910 Space Camp Jr. Dr. Moreau
160903 U-Want To Do What? Dr. Moreau
160827 Slingshot Nebulae Dr. Moreau
160820 Ghost Train Strangelove
160814 Dawn Patrol Dr. Moreau
160730 Pretty Princess Dr. Moreau
160723 Castles In The Sand Dr. Moreau
160716 Salem's Lot Dr. Moreau
160709 Red Light Hustle Dr. Moreau
160702 There Will Be Fireworks Dr. Moreau
160625 Lickety Splat Dr. Moreau
160618 Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Dr. Moreau
160611 Over, Under, Around, and Through Dr. Moreau
160604 Twentieth Anniversary Fox Dr. Moreau
160528 Reach The Beach Schadenfreude
160521 Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Dr. Moreau
160514 Do The Worm Schadenfreude
160507 Yer Mom Is So Chopped Saint Christopher
160430 Divine Comedy Dr. Moreau
160423 White Hole Water
160416 The Friendly Skies Schadenfreude
160409 B-Side BurningChrome
160402 Alfrescomission '16 Schadenfreude
151107 Omegamission 2015 George Washingtons Axe
151031 Hallowheels 2015 Strangelove
151024 Back to the Castle Saint Christopher
151003 Skunk Day '15 Catastrophe
150926 Where's The Beef? Saint Christopher
150919 Bog Standard Ops Saint Christopher
150912 Hulls Down Strangelove
150905 'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun BurningChrome
150829 Carpe Noctem Strangelove
150822 Tooth Fairy Schadenfreude
150815 Cosmic Safari BurningChrome
150725 Styles Man-Dish Space Camp Iron Butterfly
150718 Hot Shot Saint Christopher
150711 Rat Pack Schadenfreude
150704 Spindependence Schadenfreude
150627 Yellow SCULmarine Schadenfreude
150620 Like Deers In Rain Schadenfreude
150613 Keeping up ApPEARances Schadenfreude
150606 Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Schadenfreude
150530 StarBuck Rojerthat Schadenfreude
150523 Photon Overdrive Iron Butterfly
150516 Show and Tell Schadenfreude
150509 Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Schadenfreude
150502 String Theory Schadenfreude
150425 Chop Your Own Adventure Schadenfreude
150411 Ellipsoidal Oviform Search and Rescue BurningChrome
141108 Overtime: Omegamission '14 Yer Mom
141101 Halloweeeels '14 Pinafore
141025 Winter? SCULimpics '14 Pinafore
141018 Steam Release Schadenfreude
141004 Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Iron Butterfly
140927 Catch-22 Iron Butterfly
140830 Balanced Diet Schadenfreude
140823 Aquaprincess Schadenfreude
140809 Mind Trip Schadenfreude
140726 Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Schadenfreude
140719 Ghost Ship Iron Butterfly
140705 Balls Bursting in Air Iron Butterfly
140628 Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) Schadenfreude
140621 Operation Summer-ville Iron Butterfly
140614 Barely Legal Schadenfreude
140531 All Aboard the SCUL Express! Pinafore
140524 Hobo Party BurningChrome
140517 Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Iron Butterfly
140515 Smiling in Salem Schadenfreude
140510 Rhubarb Memorial BurningChrome
140503 Safety Dance BurningChrome
140426 Smooth Sailing BurningChrome
140419 Keester Bunny Iron Butterfly
140412 Macular Assault Schadenfreude
140405 Alphonsemission '14 Iron Butterfly
131102 Omegamission 2013 Civilianship
131026 Bike-O-Ween Catastrophe
131019 Pen-Penultimate Mission Yer Mom
131005 Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II BurningChrome
130921 Night of the Flying Maggots Iron Butterfly
130914 Funky Mummy Schadenfreude
130907 Back 2 SCUL Summer
130831 Sea Fortress Recon Star Hustler
130824 15 Minutes to Fabulous Schadenfreude
130817 Buzz Kill Iron Butterfly
130727 SCULimpics 2013 Civilianship
130713 Stifie's Chooper Gang BurningChrome
130706 O Bridge, Where Art Thou? Iron Butterfly
130420 Defusion CivilianShip2
130406 Alpacamission '13 Iron Butterfly
121103 Novemberiffic Omegamission Schadenfreude
121027 Hallowheels 2012 Iron Butterfly
121013 Century 2012 Iron Butterfly
120922 Where Is Wombat? Iron Butterfly
120721 Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Strangelove
120714 Aurora SCULealis Schadenfreude
120623 Chopra vs. Godzilla Strangelove
120616 Where My Party At? Schadenfreude
120609 SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Schadenfreude
120519 Disco Diva Dance Party Catastrophe
120414 Saturn in Opposition Iron Butterfly
111231 Cranks for the Memories Iron Butterfly
111029 I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels BurningChrome
111022 Bells Angels Iron Butterfly
111015 Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Iron Butterfly
111008 Skunk Day Schadenfreude
111001 Medley Mission Iron Butterfly
110924 Longrange Badass Rendezvous Schadenfreude
110917 Weird Bumps Iron Butterfly
110910 À la seconde Iron Butterfly
110903 Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy Star Hustler
110827 Hurricane Shmurricane Yer Mom
110813 Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Schadenfreude
110730 Fashion Show Schadenfreude
110528 Picnic By The Sea Schadenfreude
110521 So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Schadenfreude
110430 Let Them Eat Cake Iron Butterfly
110423 Shelter From The Storm Schadenfreude
110409 Repo Men Iron Butterfly
110402 AlphaMission Strangelove
101030 Omegamission Hallowheels Strangelove
101023 Shiny Metals Iron Butterfly
101016 Mega Ride Iron Butterfly
101010 HONK! Parade 2010 Strangelove
101009 Skunk Day Iron Butterfly
101002 War of 100 Light Years Strangelove
100925 Ground Pounder Iron Butterfly
100918 SCULimpics Night Games Schadenfreude
100904 Hurricane Fail Mad Rabbit
100828 Hammer and Tongs Schadenfreude
100821 Get Committed to the Asylum Schadenfreude
100731 The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Star Hustler
100724 Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Mad Rabbit
100717 OMGPWNIES Schadenfreude
100710 Heavy Nebula Immersion Schadenfreude
100703 Exquisite Corpsicle Star Hustler
100626 T.R.O.N. Iron Butterfly
100612 Earth Girls are Easy Iron Butterfly
100605 SCULimpics Strangelove
100529 Gelatinous Cube Iron Butterfly
100522 Secret Places Schadenfreude
100417 From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Schadenfreude
100410 Blue Angels in a Ho-down Summer
100402 Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Star Hustler
091031 Hallowheels 2009 Strangelove
091024 Pruny Hands on Film Schadenfreude
091017 No Dis-integration Summer
091010 Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Schadenfreude
091003 Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Star Hustler
090926 Snobs 'N' Wigs Strangelove
090919 Providence Smiles Upon Us Strangelove
090822 Nitrogen PoopMonkey Star Hustler
090815 Insidious Perfection Star Hustler
090725 Soggy Bottom Strangelove
090718 Peeecamatic: Pechanical Iron Butterfly
090523 Beach 'n' Heat Schadenfreude
090502 Art Like a Fart Iron Butterfly
090425 Space, the Final Funtier Schadenfreude
090404 Aplhamission Iron Butterfly
081101 Hallowheels 2008 Iron Butterfly
081011 Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Schadenfreude
080830 13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? Star Hustler
080823 Dance & Derby Star Hustler
080816 Friendly Fire Star Hustler
080726 It's Hard to Be a Princess Strangelove
080531 Starship Safari Schadenfreude
080524 Space Truckin' Star Hustler
080517 Bicycle Boogie Star Hustler
080510 Mixtape Schadenfreude
080502 S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Iron Butterfly
080426 Merit Badge Schadenfreude
080419 Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Schadenfreude
080412 Get Everyone Lathed Star Hustler
080405 AlphaMissle 08 Schadenfreude
071231 Points We Hardly Knew Ye Iron Butterfly
071224 Santa Rode a Tallbike Schadenfreude
071027 Omegamission Star Hustler
071020 Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Schadenfreude
071013 This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Star Hustler
071006 Skunk Day Honkfest Star Hustler
070929 Walking the Party Line Star Hustler
070922 Back in the Saddle Again Star Hustler
070810 All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 Star Hustler
070728 Hapto Day Star Hustler
070701 Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Star Hustler
070623 Fresh (Pond) Air Iron Butterfly
070615 Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Schadenfreude
070602 SCUL Day 2007 Iron Butterfly
070526 Rotwang Day Iron Butterfly
070519 Revolution At The Disko Iron Butterfly
070512 Bring Your Own Fun Schadenfreude
070428 Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Summer
070421 OMG BBQ Crispy Ravers Iron Butterfly
070421 Down By The Old Mill Stream... Iron Butterfly
070414 Suburban White Boy Lament [MegaSeth Day] Iron Butterfly
070407 ALPHA 007 Iron Butterfly
061021 Whistle While You Twerk Iron Butterfly
061014 80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Iron Butterfly
061007 Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Iron Butterfly
060930 Bovine Bonanza Iron Butterfly
060923 We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Schadenfreude
060916 Big Trouble In Little China Schadenfreude
060909 Homecoming Queen Schadenfreude
060729 Subconscious Party Iron Butterfly
060722 Midnight Leopard Death Squad 2006 Schadenfreude
060716 SCULimpics De-Briefing Star Hustler
060715 SCULimpics 2006 BurningChrome
060708 Waltor Day 2006 Schadenfreude
060701 First of July Star Hustler
060624 JuneOhWeen Catastrophe
060617 Vomit Day2006 Star Hustler
060610 RumbleInSomerville BurningChrome
060527 KeepOnTruckin(RotwangDay) Catastrophe
060520 Crack DayOfAwesome Strangelove
060506 Alphamission2006 Schadenfreude
051030 Hallowheels05 Strangelove
051022 Penultimate Radiation Conundrum™ Mission DexionDestroyer
051015 Radiation Scattering Schadenfreude
051008 SkunkDay2005 Anarchy
051001 OctoberTest BurningChrome
050924 IslaCastilia Strangelove
050917 RainRainGoAway Schadenfreude
050910 MooseDayCelebrated Star Hustler
050903 Somethinorother Schadenfreude
050826 Operation Super Posi Schadenfreude
050730 NamelessDay: Local Defense System™ Schadenfreude
050723 MegasethDay Schadenfreude
050716 Post SCULimpics Schadenfreude
050702 WalTor Day (2005) Schadenfreude
050625 LowKey Schadenfreude
050618 DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Schadenfreude
050611 HotandMoist Schadenfreude
050604 SCUL Day 2005 Schadenfreude
050528 FullMetalJackets (R0twang Day) Schadenfreude
050521 NoPlan Summer
050507 IronPouring DexionDestroyer
050430 NothingButStrong DexionDestroyer
050416 MegaSethaliscous Schadenfreude
050409 BeetaMissssion Schadenfreude
050402 Aplamission2005 DexionDestroyer
041030 Hallowheels2004 (OmegaMission) WheresTheFire
041023 Recurse The 'Verse WheresTheFire
041016 JumpStart Schadenfreude
041009 SkunkDay2004 Summer
040925 Axis of Elvis Schadenfreude
040918 BrokenPickle Schadenfreude
040911 CollegeRock Summer
040905 SouthernExposure(Century04) Schadenfreude
040731 Tour De Nosepicker Annihilation
040724 Naked Keg Party DexionDestroyer
040718 I Can't Believe It's Not Hu-man DexionDestroyer
040717 SCULimpics 2004 EvilSchwinn
040710 Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) DexionDestroyer
040703 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? EvilSchwinn
040626 FireFlies Schadenfreude
040620 LoveTrain Schadenfreude
040619 IDunno(vomit day) Schadenfreude
040612 Studio53 Star Hustler
040605 SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Strangelove
040529 Wherever The Wind Blows Summer
040522 HowdyPartner(RotwangDay) Strangelove
040515 Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque DexionDestroyer
040508 Derby Durby Derbie Star Hustler
040501 ShortAndSweet Schadenfreude
040424 OppoOppo Schadenfreude
040417 StopNChop Schadenfreude
040410 BetaRide Schadenfreude
040403 AlphaMission04 Schadenfreude
031025 As Seen On TV DexionDestroyer
031018 TourDeVille DexionDestroyer
031011 PumpUpTheVolume DexionDestroyer
031004 SkunkDay2003 DexionDestroyer
030927 SCULimpics 2003 Transport
030920 ArborMayhem BadMotivator
030913 PortFoint BadMotivator
030906 BreakingHeadlines DexionDestroyer
030830 Century2003 DexionDestroyer
030823 Don't Tell Mom DexionDestroyer
030809 LargeMelon Darkendank
030719 InmatesRunTheAsylum DexionDestroyer
030712 HappyFunTimesBikeClub Devastation

Honors

Iron Cog

2005
Bronze Cog

2004
Intergalactic

3
Century

7
Outpost

1
Builder

4
Artifact

2
Diplomat

6
Damage

3
Valour

3
Injury

4
Patronage

19
Strength

12
Black Ops

1
Chic

6
Ingenuity

8
MRC Medal

1