Chief Petty Officer


Its no surprise that Threespeed has a love of 3 speed ships. He has invented a chemical powered light. He always carries his trusty leatherman.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date030712
Knighted Bypywaket
Light Years6661.51

Task Force Record

Beer Mule3
Chalk Bag5
Com-Sat 184
Com-Sat 225
Com-Sat 33
Compressor Wrangler43
Damage Control18
Flat Bag33
Food Wrangler1
Life Support Synthesis1
Maggot Filterer1
Medi Bag8
Minister of Zoobs7
Mission Debriefer4
Mission Leader3
Mission Reporter2
MRC Officer7
Print Jockey2
Radio Wrangler11
Radiobox 16
Radiobox 23
Radiobox 35
Radiobox 42
Stellar Cartographer15
Sticker Bag3
Still Cam1
Tool Bag357
Wookiee Bag17


Hi-Fives/Waves Back1162
Derby Win1
Field Repair465
Fort Maintenance24.5
Insignia on Bag1
Insignia on Person3
MRC Advanced39
MRC Basic374.5
Radio Box Operator3
Ship Cargo263
Transport Services10
Web Development12
Misc Bonus11423

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
210911 MAD Voulez Vous Rendezvous Dr. Moreau
210821 MAD Made of Sugar Dr. Moreau
210731 MAD Lawn Games Strangelove
210710 MAD Two-tee Fiver Catastrophe
210410 MAD Semi-official Beta Spectacular Catastrophe
201031 MAD Vortex-20 Dr. Moreau
200808 MAD Liberry Jam Dr. Moreau
200725 SCD Luna Libros VII: Flight of the Space Librarians Dr. Moreau
200715 MAD Somer Circumnaville Vigation Mk. I Dr. Moreau
200425 MAD Bending Space Time Pinafore
191109 MAD Omegamission 19 Strangelove
191026 MAD Border Patrol Schadenfreude
191012 MAD Intercepticon Schadenfreude
191005 MAD Skunk Day 50 Strangelove
190928 MAD Princess Bride Strangelove
190907 MAD The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R. Schadenfreude
190811 MAD Dawn Patrol Schadenfreude
190727 MAD Reindeer Games Strangelove
190720 MAD A Trip to the Moon Strangelove
190713 MAD Splashdown! Strangelove
190622 MAD Quantum Leap Dr. Moreau
190616 MAD Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun Strangelove
190615 MAD A Hyperspace Byway Too Far Strangelove
190608 MAD The Sampler Strangelove
190518 MAD Eat The Cricket Dr. Moreau
190511 MAD Tribblespottin' Strangelove
190504 MAD May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Star Hustler
190427 MAD Pullin' G's Dr. Moreau
190420 MAD Soggy Space Matzah Schadenfreude
190413 MAD Black Hole Dr. Moreau
181103 MAD Omegamission / Life Day 2018 Strangelove
181027 MAD Hallowilla Strangelove
181006 MAD Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope Dr. Moreau
180929 MAD Super Easy Double Century (1:64 scale version) Strangelove
180922 MAD Fall In Line Summer
180908 MAD Escape from the Cape Schadenfreude
180825 MAD Red Dawn Strangelove
180721 MAD Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town Strangelove
180714 SCD Anchors A-weigh Strangelove
180707 MAD Planetary Prom Night Star Hustler
180616 MAD Double Dippin' Star Hustler
180602 MAD Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Star Hustler
180526 MAD SCUL Day 22 Dr. Moreau
180428 MAD ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Schadenfreude
180421 MAD Wandering Cricket Dr. Moreau
180407 MAD Alohamission 2018 Schadenfreude
171104 MAD Life Day 2017 Strangelove
171028 MAD Hallowheels 2017 Strangelove
171021 MAD Day-Cordova Strangelove
171015 MAD Galactic Frontier: One-Way Century 2017 Burning Chrome
171007 MAD Little Red Riding pre-HONK! Schadenfreude
171001 MAD Little Ship of Horrors Strangelove
170922 MAD Return To Lawl Dr. Moreau
170916 MAD Meskenas Mischief Dr. Moreau
170902 MAD Hypno Wormhole Schadenfreude
170826 MAD By The Book Schadenfreude
170819 MAD Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Strangelove
170729 MAD Chop Beach Rinse Repeat Dr. Moreau
170715 MAD Christmas In July Strangelove
170708 MAD Matter States Schadenfreude
170701 MAD SCUL Day Observed Schadenfreude
170610 MAD Cave-In Dr. Moreau
170603 MAD Night Market Garden: A Bridge Too Far Dr. Moreau
170527 MAD Augment My Chopper Dr. Moreau
170520 MAD Eggscape To Poo Island Dr. Moreau
170513 MAD Let's Be Evil Yer Mom
170506 MAD Wheeled Migration Dr. Moreau
170429 MAD We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out Dr. Moreau
170422 MAD Creampuff Dr. Moreau
170415 MAD Egg-zaduration Dr. Moreau
170408 MAD Z Axis Dr. Moreau
170401 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission Saint Christopher
161105 MAD Life Day 2016 Strangelove
161029 MAD Hallowheel sooogoood Strangelove
161022 MAD Poefection Schadenfreude
161015 SCD Colour Out of Space (Starchaser Century) Dr. Moreau
161008 MAD Skunk Day '16 Dr. Moreau
161002 MAD Diva Day Double Dip Strangelove
161001 MAD Truck Stop: Diva Day Delayed Strangelove
160917 MAD Peter Pan - Return of the Lost Boys Strangelove
160910 MAD Space Camp Jr. Dr. Moreau
160903 MAD U-Want To Do What? Dr. Moreau
160827 MAD Slingshot Nebulae Dr. Moreau
160820 MAD Ghost Train Strangelove
160814 MAD Dawn Patrol Dr. Moreau
160730 MAD Pretty Princess Dr. Moreau
160723 MAD Castles In The Sand Dr. Moreau
160716 MAD Salem's Lot Dr. Moreau
160709 MAD Red Light Hustle Dr. Moreau
160702 MAD There Will Be Fireworks Dr. Moreau
160625 MAD Lickety Splat Dr. Moreau
160618 SCD Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Dr. Moreau
160611 MAD Over, Under, Around, and Through Dr. Moreau
160604 MAD Twentieth Anniversary Fox Dr. Moreau
160528 MAD Reach The Beach Schadenfreude
160521 MAD Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Dr. Moreau
160514 MAD Do The Worm Schadenfreude
160507 MAD Yer Mom Is So Chopped Saint Christopher
160430 MAD Divine Comedy Dr. Moreau
160423 MAD White Hole Water
160416 MAD The Friendly Skies Schadenfreude
160409 MAD B-Side Burning Chrome
160402 MAD Alfrescomission '16 Schadenfreude
151107 MAD Omegamission 2015 George Washingtons Axe
151031 MAD Hallowheels 2015 Strangelove
151024 MAD Back to the Castle Saint Christopher
151003 MAD Skunk Day '15 Catastrophe
150926 MAD Where's The Beef? Saint Christopher
150919 MAD Bog Standard Ops Saint Christopher
150912 MAD Hulls Down Strangelove
150905 MAD 'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Burning Chrome
150829 MAD Carpe Noctem Strangelove
150822 MAD Tooth Fairy Schadenfreude
150815 MAD Cosmic Safari Burning Chrome
150725 SCD Styles Man-Dish Space Camp Iron Butterfly
150718 MAD Hot Shot Saint Christopher
150711 MAD Rat Pack Schadenfreude
150704 MAD Spindependence Schadenfreude
150627 MAD Yellow SCULmarine Schadenfreude
150620 MAD Like Deers In Rain Schadenfreude
150613 MAD Keeping up ApPEARances Schadenfreude
150606 MAD Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Schadenfreude
150530 MAD StarBuck Rojerthat Schadenfreude
150523 MAD Photon Overdrive Iron Butterfly
150516 MAD Show and Tell Schadenfreude
150509 MAD Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Schadenfreude
150502 MAD String Theory Schadenfreude
150425 MAD Chop Your Own Adventure Schadenfreude
150411 MAD Ellipsoidal Oviform Search and Rescue Burning Chrome
141108 MAD Overtime: Omegamission '14 Yer Mom
141101 MAD Halloweeeels '14 Pinafore
141025 MAD Winter? SCULimpics '14 Pinafore
141018 MAD Steam Release Schadenfreude
141004 MAD Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Iron Butterfly
140927 MAD Catch-22 Iron Butterfly
140830 MAD Balanced Diet Schadenfreude
140823 MAD Aquaprincess Schadenfreude
140809 MAD Mind Trip Schadenfreude
140726 MAD Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Schadenfreude
140719 MAD Ghost Ship Iron Butterfly
140705 MAD Balls Bursting in Air Iron Butterfly
140628 MAD Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) Schadenfreude
140621 MAD Operation Summer-ville Iron Butterfly
140614 MAD Barely Legal Schadenfreude
140531 MAD All Aboard the SCUL Express! Pinafore
140524 MAD Hobo Party Burning Chrome
140517 SCD Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Iron Butterfly
140515 MAD Smiling in Salem Schadenfreude
140510 MAD Rhubarb Memorial Burning Chrome
140503 MAD Safety Dance Burning Chrome
140426 MAD Smooth Sailing Burning Chrome
140419 MAD Keester Bunny Iron Butterfly
140412 MAD Macular Assault Schadenfreude
140405 MAD Alphonsemission '14 Iron Butterfly
131102 MAD Omegamission 2013 Civilian Ship
131026 MAD Bike-O-Ween Catastrophe
131019 MAD Pen-Penultimate Mission Yer Mom
131005 MAD Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Burning Chrome
130921 MAD Night of the Flying Maggots Iron Butterfly
130914 MAD Funky Mummy Schadenfreude
130907 MAD Back 2 SCUL Summer
130831 MAD Sea Fortress Recon Star Hustler
130824 MAD 15 Minutes to Fabulous Schadenfreude
130817 MAD Buzz Kill Iron Butterfly
130727 MAD SCULimpics 2013 Civilian Ship
130713 MAD Stifie's Chooper Gang Burning Chrome
130706 MAD O Bridge, Where Art Thou? Iron Butterfly
130420 MAD Defusion Civilian Ship
130406 MAD Alpacamission '13 Iron Butterfly
121103 MAD Novemberiffic Omegamission Schadenfreude
121027 MAD Hallowheels 2012 Iron Butterfly
121013 MAD Century 2012 Iron Butterfly
120922 MAD Where Is Wombat? Iron Butterfly
120721 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Strangelove
120714 MAD Aurora SCULealis Schadenfreude
120623 MAD Chopra vs. Godzilla Strangelove
120616 MAD Where My Party At? Schadenfreude
120609 MAD SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Schadenfreude
120519 MAD Disco Diva Dance Party Catastrophe
120414 MAD Saturn in Opposition Iron Butterfly
111231 MAD Cranks for the Memories Iron Butterfly
111029 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Burning Chrome
111022 MAD Bells Angels Iron Butterfly
111015 MAD Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Iron Butterfly
111008 MAD Skunk Day Schadenfreude
111001 MAD Medley Mission Iron Butterfly
110924 MAD Longrange Badass Rendezvous Schadenfreude
110917 MAD Weird Bumps Iron Butterfly
110910 MAD À la seconde Iron Butterfly
110903 MAD Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy Star Hustler
110827 MAD Hurricane Shmurricane Yer Mom
110813 MAD Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Schadenfreude
110730 MAD Fashion Show Schadenfreude
110528 MAD Picnic By The Sea Schadenfreude
110521 MAD So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Schadenfreude
110430 MAD Let Them Eat Cake Iron Butterfly
110423 MAD Shelter From The Storm Schadenfreude
110409 MAD Repo Men Iron Butterfly
110402 MAD AlphaMission Strangelove
101030 MAD Omegamission Hallowheels Strangelove
101023 MAD Shiny Metals Iron Butterfly
101016 MAD Mega Ride Iron Butterfly
101010 MAD HONK! Parade 2010 Strangelove
101009 MAD Skunk Day Iron Butterfly
101002 MAD War of 100 Light Years Strangelove
100925 MAD Ground Pounder Iron Butterfly
100918 MAD SCULimpics Night Games Schadenfreude
100904 MAD Hurricane Fail Mad Rabbit
100828 MAD Hammer and Tongs Schadenfreude
100821 MAD Get Committed to the Asylum Schadenfreude
100731 MAD The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Star Hustler
100724 MAD Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Mad Rabbit
100717 MAD OMGPWNIES Schadenfreude
100710 MAD Heavy Nebula Immersion Schadenfreude
100703 MAD Exquisite Corpsicle Star Hustler
100626 MAD T.R.O.N. Iron Butterfly
100612 MAD Earth Girls are Easy Iron Butterfly
100605 MAD SCULimpics Strangelove
100529 MAD Gelatinous Cube Iron Butterfly
100522 MAD Secret Places Schadenfreude
100417 MAD From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Schadenfreude
100410 MAD Blue Angels in a Ho-down Summer
100402 MAD Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Star Hustler
091031 MAD Hallowheels 2009 Strangelove
091024 MAD Pruny Hands on Film Schadenfreude
091017 MAD No Dis-integration Summer
091010 MAD Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Schadenfreude
091003 MAD Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Star Hustler
090926 MAD Snobs 'N' Wigs Strangelove
090919 MAD Providence Smiles Upon Us Strangelove
090822 MAD Nitrogen Poop Monkey Star Hustler
090815 MAD Insidious Perfection Star Hustler
090725 MAD Soggy Bottom Strangelove
090718 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Iron Butterfly
090523 MAD Beach 'n' Heat Schadenfreude
090502 MAD Art Like a Fart Iron Butterfly
090425 MAD Space, the Final Funtier Schadenfreude
090404 MAD Aplhamission Iron Butterfly
081101 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Iron Butterfly
081011 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Schadenfreude
080830 MAD 13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? Star Hustler
080823 MAD Dance & Derby Star Hustler
080816 MAD Friendly Fire Star Hustler
080726 MAD It's Hard to Be a Princess Strangelove
080531 MAD Starship Safari Schadenfreude
080524 MAD Space Truckin' Star Hustler
080517 MAD Bicycle Boogie Star Hustler
080510 MAD Mixtape Schadenfreude
080502 MAD S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Iron Butterfly
080426 MAD Merit Badge Schadenfreude
080419 MAD Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Schadenfreude
080412 MAD Get Everyone Lathed Star Hustler
080405 MAD AlphaMissle 08 Schadenfreude
071231 MAD Points We Hardly Knew Ye Iron Butterfly
071224 MAD Santa Rode a Tallbike Schadenfreude
071027 MAD Omegamission Star Hustler
071020 MAD Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Schadenfreude
071013 MAD This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Star Hustler
071006 MAD Skunk Day Honkfest Star Hustler
070929 MAD Walking the Party Line Star Hustler
070922 MAD Back in the Saddle Again Star Hustler
070810 MAD All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 Star Hustler
070728 MAD Hapto Day Star Hustler
070701 MAD Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Star Hustler
070623 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Iron Butterfly
070615 MAD Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Schadenfreude
070602 MAD SCUL Day 2007 Iron Butterfly
070526 MAD Rotwang Day Iron Butterfly
070519 MAD Revolution At The Disko Iron Butterfly
070512 MAD Bring Your Own Fun Schadenfreude
070428 MAD Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Summer
070421 MAD Down By The Old Mill Stream... Iron Butterfly
070421 MAD OMG BBQ Crispy Ravers Iron Butterfly
070414 MAD Suburban White Boy Lament [MegaSeth Day] Iron Butterfly
070407 MAD ALPHA 007 Iron Butterfly
061021 MAD Whistle While You Twerk Iron Butterfly
061014 MAD 80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Iron Butterfly
061007 MAD Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Iron Butterfly
060930 MAD Bovine Bonanza Iron Butterfly
060923 MAD We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Schadenfreude
060916 MAD Big Trouble In Little China Schadenfreude
060909 MAD Homecoming Queen Schadenfreude
060729 MAD Subconscious Party Iron Butterfly
060722 MAD Midnight Leopard Death Squad 2006 Schadenfreude
060716 MAD SCULimpics De-Briefing Star Hustler
060715 MAD SCULimpics 2006 Burning Chrome
060708 MAD Waltor Day 2006 Schadenfreude
060701 MAD First of July Star Hustler
060624 MAD June Oh Ween Catastrophe
060617 MAD Vomit Day2006 Star Hustler
060610 MAD Rumble In Somerville Burning Chrome
060527 MAD Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Catastrophe
060520 MAD Crack Day Of Awesome Strangelove
060506 MAD Alphamission 06 Schadenfreude
051030 MAD Hallowheels05 Strangelove
051022 MAD Penultimate Radiation Conundrum DexionDestroyer
051015 MAD Radiation Scattering Schadenfreude
051008 MAD Skunk Day 05 Anarchy
051001 MAD OctoberTest Burning Chrome
050924 MAD Isla Castilia Strangelove
050917 MAD Rain Rain Go Away Schadenfreude
050910 MAD Moose Day Celebrated Star Hustler
050903 MAD Somethin or other Schadenfreude
050826 MAD Operation Super Posi Schadenfreude
050730 MAD NamelessDay: Local Defense System Schadenfreude
050723 MAD Megaseth Day Schadenfreude
050716 MAD Post SCULimpics Schadenfreude
050702 MAD WalTor Day (2005) Schadenfreude
050625 MAD LowKey Schadenfreude
050618 MAD DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Schadenfreude
050611 MAD Hot and Moist Schadenfreude
050604 MAD SCUL Day 2005 Schadenfreude
050528 MAD Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) Schadenfreude
050521 MAD No Plan Summer
050507 MAD Iron Pouring DexionDestroyer
050430 MAD Nothing But Strong DexionDestroyer
050416 MAD Mega Seth a liscous Schadenfreude
050409 MAD Beta Missssion 05 Schadenfreude
050402 MAD Aplamission 05 DexionDestroyer
041030 MAD Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) WheresTheFire
041023 MAD Recurse The 'Verse WheresTheFire
041016 MAD Jump Start Schadenfreude
041009 MAD Skunk Day 04 Summer
040925 MAD Axis of Elvis Schadenfreude
040918 MAD Broken Pickle Schadenfreude
040911 MAD College Rock Summer
040905 MAD Southern Exposure (Century 04) Schadenfreude
040731 MAD Tour De Nosepicker Annihilation
040724 MAD Naked Keg Party DexionDestroyer
040718 MAD I Can't Believe It's Not Hu-man DexionDestroyer
040717 MAD SCULimpics 2004 EvilSchwinn
040710 MAD Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) DexionDestroyer
040703 MAD Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? EvilSchwinn
040626 MAD FireFlies Schadenfreude
040620 MAD LoveTrain Schadenfreude
040619 MAD I Dunno (vomit day) Schadenfreude
040612 MAD Studio 53 Star Hustler
040605 MAD SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Strangelove
040529 MAD Wherever The Wind Blows Summer
040522 MAD Howdy Partner (Rotwang Day) Strangelove
040515 MAD Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque DexionDestroyer
040508 MAD Derby Durby Derbie Star Hustler
040501 MAD ShortAnd Sweet Schadenfreude
040424 MAD Oppo Oppo Schadenfreude
040417 MAD Stop N Chop Schadenfreude
040410 MAD Beta Ride Schadenfreude
040403 MAD Alphamission 04 Schadenfreude
031025 MAD As Seen On TV DexionDestroyer
031018 MAD Tour De Ville DexionDestroyer
031011 MAD Pump Up The Volume DexionDestroyer
031004 MAD Skunk Day 03 DexionDestroyer
030927 MAD SCULimpics 2003 Transport
030920 MAD Arbor Mayhem Bad Motivator
030913 MAD Port Foint Bad Motivator
030906 MAD Breaking Headlines DexionDestroyer
030830 MAD Century 03 DexionDestroyer
030823 MAD Don't Tell Mom DexionDestroyer
030809 MAD Large Melon Darkendank
030719 MAD Inmates Run The Asylum DexionDestroyer
030712 MAD Happy Fun Times Bike Club Devastation
Iron Cog
MRC Medal
Special Ops