Status: Success

Operation

Studio 53

Thirty four pilots embarked on the mission: only twenty two did the full tour. Our first stop was a distress call on the other side of our home system, but we sure took our sweet time answering that call! After all, we had our own booty bodies ready for the plush funk, and there were more than enough molecules, what with maggots with mini kegs of home brew strapped to their backs like some kind of suicide beer bombers! Anyway the party was cool and all there was lots of food to eat and food to talk to, and when you got bored you could mix the two together. We departed and bid our farewell to civilization. Off to the Fresh Pond Nebulae to remove those cumbersome spacesuits! Posi! Cartwheels and underwear. No, I'm not making it up! It probably sounds better that it really is, right? Nope! Ha Ha! Anywhay what was the question? From there we went to Maggot RoadRash's place of business, and got bizzy-ness! Derby, derby, der- uh oh! Trogdor and Onath collide like matter and anti matter and he primary thruster went into the rhealm of doesn't matter. We realigned as best we could and put the mighty intoxicated Zappa at the helm. After no less than forty three mechanicals and twelve encuonters with ST's we returned to base without incident. Oh there was a really big a-hole who told us to "go home" at the landing pad, and we said "We're working on it" or something just as amazingly clever. And then a bunch of flying saucerships came down and asked for somone named "Earth-ling" and we were like "She doesn’t ride anymore" and so they left.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Trez Bonz 333.512   Senior Chief Petty Officer
beezwax Famine 870.613   Commodore
Bitzer Pestilence 383.476   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Blipblipbeep Ez Raider 342.35  
Bushido Summer 1057.13   Commander
Danger Mouse Energy 352.73   Lieutenant
Dirt Circus Peanut 824.244   Ensign
Disestablis Mentarianism Mjollnir 412.544   Petty Officer First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 568.027   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Hoseclamp Spooky Pirate 1071.94   Commander
ktron Redemption 573.579   Commander
MoneyShot Delirium 625.074   Master Chief Petty Officer
moose Loki Ducker 949.895   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Mosquito Annihilation 358.96   Master Chief Petty Officer
Murray Swamp Thing 1185.88   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Nameless Vertigo 439.582   Admiral
Nosepicker Skylab 1053.99   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Onath Durty Basturd 481.094   Captain
Oppo Star Hustler (Bombardier) 436.244  
Phooka Devastation 906.149   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
pywaket War 438.67   Petty Officer First Class
RoadRash Darkendank 2980.97   Captain
Rotwang Bonnie & Clyde 797.726   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Samurai Ooh La La 343.959  
Side Show Doh Hip2Elbow 452.303   Captain
Smasher One Night Stand 251.981   Chief Petty Officer
snarly Abandon All Hope 511.914   Captain
Tarantula Pig Champion 314.149   Petty Officer Second Class
Threespeed Star Hustler 674.354  
Trogdor Pale Horse 479.567   Master Chief Petty Officer
Turtle Pride 309.661   Petty Officer Second Class
vomit Jan Brady 204.929   Lieutenant Commander
WalrusBlossom G.I. Jane 186.562   Chief Petty Officer
YaThink Anger 161.249   Aviator First Class
Zappa Lust 471.118   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Task Force Pilot
Filmer beezwax
Navigator Phooka
Tailgunner beezwax
Tool Bag ktron

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date06/12/2004
OriginFort Summer
DestinationDistress Call from Barfly
Light Years18.53
G-Well Activity2.006
Technical Rating4.201