Status: Active

PDP Schadenfreude

Your discomfort is a chopper's prime directive, hence
This ship was built for the long haul, and though squirrely at low
speeds it
is surprisingly stable at warp, just like SDV BadMotivator whhich
was the inspiration for its geometry.

The fork was fabricated from 4130 tubing and steel plate. The
bay came from a patio table. Metal was joined with brazing, gas, and MIG


Light Years2160.618
Thrust Rating6.255
Handling Rating3.601
Difficulty Rating4.889
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeColumbia Torpedo
Chief EngineerThreespeed
Christened on040403
Navi Retro
Primary Retro


191026   Border Patrol Threespeed
191012   Intercepticon Threespeed
190907   The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R. Threespeed
190811   Dawn Patrol Threespeed
190420   Soggy Space Matzah Threespeed
180908   Escape from the Cape Threespeed
180428   ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Threespeed
180407   Alohamission 2018 Threespeed
171007   Little Red Riding pre-HONK! Threespeed
170902   Hypno Wormhole Threespeed
170826   By The Book Threespeed
170708   Matter States Threespeed
170701   SCUL Day Observed Threespeed
170520   Eggscape To Poo Island Dead Bride
161022   Poefection Threespeed
160604   Twentieth Anniversary Fox snarly
160528   Reach The Beach Threespeed
160514   Do The Worm Threespeed
160416   The Friendly Skies Threespeed
160402   Alfrescomission '16 Threespeed
150822   Tooth Fairy Threespeed
150711   Rat Pack Threespeed
150704   Spindependence Threespeed
150627   Yellow SCULmarine Threespeed
150620   Like Deers In Rain Threespeed
150613   Keeping up ApPEARances Threespeed
150606   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Threespeed
150530   StarBuck Rojerthat Threespeed
150516   Show and Tell Threespeed
150509   Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Threespeed
150502   String Theory Threespeed
150425   Chop Your Own Adventure Threespeed
141018   Steam Release Threespeed
140830   Balanced Diet Threespeed
140823   Aquaprincess Threespeed
140809   Mind Trip Threespeed
140726   Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Threespeed
140628   Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) Threespeed
140614   Barely Legal Threespeed
140515   Smiling in Salem Threespeed
140412   Macular Assault Threespeed
130914   Funky Mummy Threespeed
130824   15 Minutes to Fabulous Threespeed
121103   Novemberiffic Omegamission Threespeed
120714   Aurora SCULealis Threespeed
120616   Where My Party At? Threespeed
120609   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Threespeed
111008   Skunk Day Threespeed
110924   Longrange Badass Rendezvous Threespeed
110813   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Threespeed
110730   Fashion Show Threespeed
110528   Picnic By The Sea Threespeed
110521   So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Threespeed
110423   Shelter From The Storm Threespeed
100918   SCULimpics Night Games Threespeed
100828   Hammer and Tongs Threespeed
100821   Get Committed to the Asylum Threespeed
100717   OMGPWNIES Threespeed
100710   Heavy Nebula Immersion Threespeed
100522   Secret Places Threespeed
100417   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Threespeed
091031   Hallowheels 2009 pywaket
091024   Pruny Hands on Film Threespeed
091010   Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Threespeed
090718   Peeecamatic: Pechanical eHawk
090523   Beach 'n' Heat Threespeed
090425   Space, the Final Funtier Threespeed
081011   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Threespeed
080531   Starship Safari Threespeed
080510   Mixtape Threespeed
080426   Merit Badge Threespeed
080419   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Threespeed
080405   AlphaMissle 08 Threespeed
071224   Santa Rode a Tallbike Threespeed
071020   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Threespeed
070810   All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 eHawk
070728   Hapto Day eHawk
070615   Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Threespeed
070512   Bring Your Own Fun Threespeed
061014   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Dozer
060923   We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling Threespeed
060916   Big Trouble In Little China Threespeed
060909   Homecoming Queen Threespeed
060722   Midnight Leopard Death Squad 2006 Threespeed
060708   Waltor Day 2006 Threespeed
060506   Alphamission 06 Threespeed
051015   Radiation Scattering Threespeed
051001   OctoberTest Spooky
050924   Isla Castilia Nameless
050917   Rain Rain Go Away Threespeed
050903   Somethin or other Threespeed
050826   Operation Super Posi Threespeed
050730   NamelessDay: Local Defense System Threespeed
050723   Megaseth Day Threespeed
050716   Post SCULimpics Threespeed
050702   WalTor Day (2005) Threespeed
050625   LowKey Threespeed
050618   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Threespeed
050611   Hot and Moist Threespeed
050604   SCUL Day 2005 Threespeed
050528   Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) Threespeed
050416   Mega Seth a liscous Threespeed
050409   Beta Missssion 05 Threespeed
041016   Jump Start Threespeed
040925   Axis of Elvis Threespeed
040918   Broken Pickle Threespeed
040905   Southern Exposure (Century 04) Threespeed
040626   FireFlies Threespeed
040620   LoveTrain Threespeed
040619   I Dunno (vomit day) Threespeed
040501   ShortAnd Sweet Threespeed
040424   Oppo Oppo Threespeed
040417   Stop N Chop Threespeed
040410   Beta Ride Threespeed
040403   Alphamission 04 Threespeed