Status: Success


Mega Ride

I have the wrong hobbies."

VOOM! SCUL was here and gone again, 20+ pilots covering 20-
lightyears at a pace designed to keep our thrusters well warmed up in
the cryogenic Earth conditions. Powered by Megaseth's 80's-inflected
mix, we warped through inner Boston systems in a post-ironic disco

Deathtrap christened his God-awful front-wheel-drive recumbent
Five&Dime, but we still didn't have any mechanicals.

Back at Ft. Joy, there was a maggot trial in which pilots engaged in
mortal Wombat to see who knew the most SCUL trivia. 3Speed won the
NoPrize, and Wombat was knighted with TrezBones' fork from ancient
times. Welcome space brother!

Shout out to all the new pilots and maggots on this mission: Stogie,
Dr Claw, Metoikos, Zygoat and babymaggot Otter, not to mention
Rexy and Sadie and repeat offender DandilyonDax. Take us to the
future, sweet cheeks.

*update* SCUL trivia bonus points have been awarded as per Wombat's
instructions... Thanks, Wombat!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Dirty Dino 276.1  
Buckminister Synesthesia 735.235  
Dandilyon Dax Raw Deal   
DeathTrap five and dime 464.382   Commodore
DrClaw Catastrophe 0  
Joyride Saturday Night Special 194.82  
Kpafun Civilian Ship 117.78   Commodore
Leotard Lazarus 509.772  
MegaSeth Night Fever 499.423  
metoikos Swamp Thing 0  
moose Loki Ducker 645.269   Commander
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 94.148   Ensign
Otter D.B. Cooper 0   Pilot
Rex Hazard Papi Bombaloocious 213.9   Master Chief Petty Officer
Sadie Blake ChopperEnvy 548.95   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Self Destruct Delirium 425.133  
Stogie Vindaloo 503.9   Commodore
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 745.872  
vomit Famine 1980.62   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Wombat Summer 670.154   Senior Chief Petty Officer
ZyGoat Darkendank 0  
Task Force Pilot
Airlock vomit
Beer Mule Sadie Blake
Beer Wrangler Wombat
Chalk Bag Joyride
Com-Sat 1 vomit
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer vomit
Flat Bag metoikos
Food Wrangler Wombat
Medi Bag Kpafun
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Debriefer vomit
Mission Leader vomit
MRC Officer vomit
Navigator MegaSeth
Print Jockey vomit
Radiobox 1 Buckminister
Skynet Operator Pre vomit
Sticker Bag Wombat
Still Cam Stogie
Stillcam Downloader Stogie
Tailgunner moose
Tool Bag Sadie Blake
Wookiee Bag Threespeed

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Joy
Destinationthe time of skinny ties and mesh shirts
Light Years19.64
G-Well Activity1.1
Technical Rating2.4