VOOM! SCUL was here and gone again, 20+ pilots covering 20-
lightyears at a pace designed to keep our thrusters well warmed up in
the cryogenic Earth conditions. Powered by Megaseth's 80's-inflected
mix, we warped through inner Boston systems in a post-ironic disco
Deathtrap christened his God-awful front-wheel-drive recumbent
Five&Dime, but we still didn't have any mechanicals.
Back at Ft. Joy, there was a maggot trial in which pilots engaged in
mortal Wombat to see who knew the most SCUL trivia. 3Speed won the
NoPrize, and Wombat was knighted with TrezBones' fork from ancient
times. Welcome space brother!
Shout out to all the new pilots and maggots on this mission: Stogie,
Dr Claw, Metoikos, Zygoat and babymaggot Otter, not to mention
Rexy and Sadie and repeat offender DandilyonDax. Take us to the
future, sweet cheeks.
*update* SCUL trivia bonus points have been awarded as per Wombat's
instructions... Thanks, Wombat!
|DeathTrap||five and dime||464.382||Commodore|
|Joyride||Saturday Night Special||194.82|
|RexHazard||Papi Bombaloocious||213.9||Master Chief Petty Officer|
|SadieBlake||ChopperEnvy||548.95||Rear Admiral, Lower Half|
|vomit||Famine||1980.62||Admiral, Fleet Ready|
|Wombat||Summer||670.154||Senior Chief Petty Officer|
|Minister of Zoobs||DrClaw|
|Skynet Operator (post-mission)||vomit|
|Skynet Operator (pre-mission)||vomit|