Operation
Alfrescomission '16
Fort Tyler was sizzling with excitement as the fleet prepared for yet another sensational season of scintillating stellar circumstances in space! The bees were buzzing and the maggots were writhing. Snow brought along new recruit Slipstream, while the pilots of The Starchasers Division visited from the NB System, headed by last year's Iron Cog Civitron with baby maggot Shadowman in tow.

Meanwhile, Sewer and XXIII were enthusiastically j-j-j-jammin' on the one to finalize their madcap buddy-cop construct Spitfire, thus salivatiously christened in human generated radiation discharged from their own faces! Ganoderma offered up xyr own ship for the fleet's inspection and approval, the aptly named and family-constructed XEM Vespira!

Once all launchpad protocol was complete and Fleet Admiral Skunk concluded a joyfully teary-eyed opening ceremony, our pilots were cleared for takeoff!

The mission began with a tour out to the Sullivan Constellation, through Charlestown, past a sign reading "No Parkour" and ever so briefly into the Northern Quadrant of the BOS System. Then, we flew through the treacherous network of shrinking locks traversing the Charles Nebula. Finally, we were tiny enough to enter the fifth dimension! Luckily, a few industrious pilots came prepared with itty-bitty vehicles better suited for wee-space and our adventure continued!

There deep inside the temporal folds of the skate park under the intergalactic superhighway, Shadowman attempted to save us from shrinking further with a homegrown potion but all it did was expand our minds and increase our desire for reckless behavior. Stogie took a break from rockin' out with his Volvo out to pay us a visit. Later, Lordmcfuzz was knighted in the center of a massive skate bowl and the pilots took turns shredding the gravitational waves of spacetime. Finally, maybe it was Shadowman's elixir or maybe it was the radiation. Either way, we started to return to our normal size and Sewer crushed Skunk's Porche!

Then, we climbed some stuff, had SNAX at MIT and headed back to the landing pad with no mechanicals where the Fleet Admiral stood in front of some cardboard boxes, declaring "mission accomplished" and encouraged us to buy stuff in order to fight evil... or something like that.

Welcome back to the spectacular 20th season of SCUL! It's gonna be a good one, I can feel it in my
bones!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 329.862   Aviator
BaneThunderwolf Iridium 652.936   Aviator First Class
Beetle Juice Mad Rabbit 0   Recruit
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 189.757   Recruit
Civitron Artemis 352.182   Aviator
Cortana Dr. Love 225.76   Recruit
Dare Civilianship 31.7724   Recruit
Dead Bride Trez Bonz 186.964   Recruit
Deadblow Crowley 249.308   Recruit
DrClaw Skywarp 283.388   Aviator
excess Chutes & Ladders 488.009   Aviator
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 604.892   Aviator First Class
Ganoderma Vespira 215.539   Recruit
hackworth Roll Bounce 281.394   Aviator
Leotard Trinity 422.614   Aviator
Lordmcfuzz Bieber Fever 280.572   Aviator
MacGyver Ez Raider 0   Recruit
moose LokiDucker 291.313   Aviator
Red Squirrel Centvrion 280.335   Aviator
Rocket D.B. Cooper 276.278   Aviator
Sewer Truxy 267.564   Aviator
Shadowman Merica 0   Recruit
Sidekick Yer Mom 438.862   Aviator
Slipstream El Guapo 0   Recruit
Snow Mjollnir 288.714   Aviator
Taco Darkendank 219.002   Recruit
Threespeed Schadenfreude 575.415   Aviator
Tyrian Compliance 252.218   Aviator
Wombat Delirium 207.177   Recruit
XXIII CivilianShip2 174.019   Recruit
yt SecretAsianSCULly 191.307   Recruit
ZyGoat Pig Champion 211.036   Recruit
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Chalk Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Cleaner Red Squirrel
Compressor Wrangler Red Squirrel
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Beetle Juice
Damage Control Deadblow
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer Asst. Sidekick
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag MacGyver
Medi Bag Lordmcfuzz
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Taco
Mission Reporter Civitron
MRC Officer BaneThunderwolf
Navigator excess
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler Threespeed
RadioBox A Leotard
Radiobox B AceHole
Recycler Cortana
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer excess
Sticker Bag Cortana
Still Cam Rocket
Tailgunner XXIII
Tool Bag Dead Bride
Wookiee Bag Sidekick
Division: MAD
Date: 04/02/2016
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Journey To The Center of the Bowl
Light Years: 14.2247
G-Well Activity: 1.2
Technical Rating: 2.123