Status: Active

BRC Summer

BRC Summer is one of the most fun-to-ride ships ever created. The
navigational system is made of cable, a couple of springs, and a
steering wheel from a boat. The pilot sits so far in the rear of the
craft that turning feels more like pivoting; the bows swings around
and you just rotate in place. Brakes sold separately. A new set of
wheels and other power modifications have made this ship highly
popular. Micromanaging navigation on this ship will get you dumped.

BRC Summer has a long and storied history. It is one of the most
unusual ships in the SCUL armada, and it makes people gape and smile
wherever it goes. This page is an attempt to document its current
systems and status, pilots are encouraged to add to its history.

First constructed by the legendary builder Zeus, apparently welded
with lightning and boogers. Later modified by Bushido and Skunk to
become the blinged-out, colorful low-rider we know and love today.
Mechanical and electrical renovations by Threespeed, *ard and Dr.Claw.

Theme song: Low Rider by War (picked by Hackworth)


Light Years2501.045
Thrust Rating1.677
Handling Rating2.134
Difficulty Rating8.888
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull Type
Chief EngineerZeus
Christened on000603
LocationFort Tyler
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster


210828   Nochnoy Dozor DrClaw
210522   Through The Ringer Ziqqurat
210515   Asteroid Belt Amble Ziqqurat
191102   Hallowheels 19 DrClaw
191005   Skunk Day 50 Shepherd
190525   Life Support Synthesis DrClaw
181103   Omegamission / Life Day 2018 BaneThunderwolf
180922   Fall In Line Threespeed
180908   Play it Coool: the Top Class Luxury Mission eXceSs
171007   Little Red Riding pre-HONK! Antlers
170916   Meskenas Mischief perilous
170826   By The Book Antlers
170812   Sons of Perseus Silfr
170701   SCUL Day Observed Shepherd
170429   We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out perilous
170401   I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission DrClaw
160806   A View To A Thrill Beetle Juice
160730   Lowell Folk Funkival DreadFlint
160507   Yer Mom Is So Chopped Beetle Juice
150926   Where's The Beef? Silfr
150606   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Silfr
150523   Photon Overdrive Silfr
150516   Show and Tell Silfr
140906   Radiation Worship Bushido
140726   Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Mad Hare
140621   Operation Summer-ville Wombat
140517   Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex DrClaw
131005   Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Tyrian
130907   Back 2 SCUL Threespeed
130810   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces DreadFlint
130803   Dollar A Pound DrClaw
130720   Please Sir May I Have S'more? DrClaw
130622   Super Mooning: The Revenge Fleet Admiral Skunk
130406   Alpacamission '13 Wombat
121020   Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme beezwax
121013   Bring Them Home beezwax
120922   Where Is Wombat? Wiggles
120721   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? magneato
120707   Castle Jam-booor-eeee Wombat
120623   Chopra vs. Godzilla Wiggles
120609   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? DrClaw
120526   I Don't Want To Grow Up DrClaw
120428   Voyage to Arkham Spark
120414   Saturn in Opposition DrClaw
111231   Cranks for the Memories DrClaw
111008   Skunk Day DrClaw
110903   Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy DrClaw
110730   Fashion Show DrClaw
110702   Wild Goose Chase DrClaw
110611   Ships at Sea Leotard
110528   Picnic By The Sea DrClaw
110430   Let Them Eat Cake eXceSs
110423   Shelter From The Storm DrClaw
101023   Shiny Metals Q
101016   Mega Ride Wombat
101009   Skunk Day Wombat
100807   Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day Q
100724   Orchestral Maneuvers in Space hackworth
100529   Gelatinous Cube Self Destruct
100522   Secret Places ld50
100508   Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation hackworth
100501   Articular Matters hackworth
100410   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Threespeed
091031   Hallowheels 2009 Zeus
091024   Pruny Hands on Film Q
091017   No Dis-integration Threespeed
090912   Puddle Jumpers Paisley
090829   Veteran Pilots Day Leotard
090822   Nitrogen Poop Monkey Buckminister
090523   Beach 'n' Heat magneato
090508   Live Long and Phosphor Fleet Admiral Skunk
090425   Space, the Final Funtier snarly
081018   Downtown SayAgain
081011   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Leotard
081004   Skunk Day Buckminister
080927   What, Radiation Again? magneato
080830   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? BaneThunderwolf
080816   Friendly Fire BaneThunderwolf
080802   Lost Boys Buckminister
080719   So Hot My Mission Name Melted Leotard
080607   SCUL Day 2008 Twitch
080531   Starship Safari Nameless
080502   S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Muon
080412   Get Everyone Lathed Axeman
071027   Omegamission Leotard
071020   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Leotard
071013   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Rotwang
070811   Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] Schemey
070804   Radiation Treatment Leotard
070728   Hapto Day Texas
070715   WalTor Day pywaket
070701   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Leotard
070512   Bring Your Own Fun Dozer
070428   Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Threespeed
060729   Subconscious Party Nosepicker
060716   SCULimpics De-Briefing Fly Boy
060715   SCULimpics 2006 Captain Underpants
060617   Vomit Day2006 Fly Boy
060527   Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Rotwang
060520   Crack Day Of Awesome Rotwang
051022   Penultimate Radiation Conundrum snarly
051001   OctoberTest snarly
050924   Isla Castilia Appleseed
050917   Rain Rain Go Away Mosquito
050910   Moose Day Celebrated Captain Underpants
050903   Somethin or other Captain Underpants
050826   Operation Super Posi Nosepicker
050820   Egg Toss Blockhead Buri Bukh
050723   Megaseth Day Phooka
050716   Post SCULimpics Captain Underpants
050702   WalTor Day (2005) Schemey
050625   LowKey Itch
050611   Hot and Moist Schemey
050604   SCUL Day 2005 Schemey
050528   Full Metal Jackets (R0twang Day) Mosquito
050521   No Plan Threespeed
050402   Aplamission 05 MoneyShot
041023   Recurse The 'Verse snarly
041016   Jump Start Rotwang
041009   Skunk Day 04 Threespeed
040921   Centvrion LoveII Nosepicker
040918   Broken Pickle Nosepicker
040911   College Rock Threespeed
040717   SCULimpics 2004 Phooka
040710   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Bushido
040612   Studio 53 Bushido
040605   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Phooka
040529   Wherever The Wind Blows Threespeed
040501   ShortAnd Sweet Rotwang
040424   Oppo Oppo Bushido
040417   Stop N Chop Nameless
040410   Beta Ride Bushido
040403   Alphamission 04 Rotwang
031101   Hallowheels 03 Bushido
031018   Tour De Ville Bushido
030927   SCULimpics 2003 Asher
030920   Arbor Mayhem Bushido
030913   Port Foint Nameless
030906   Breaking Headlines Bushido
030823   Don't Tell Mom Bushido
030816   NoWay Day A-OK Nosepicker
030809   Large Melon Nosepicker
030802   Storm The Castle Nosepicker
030719   Inmates Run The Asylum Asher
030712   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Asher
030705   Waltor Day 2003 Bushido
030628   Take The Plunge Bushido
030614   Double Distress Call Bushido
030531   Double Clutchin' Diesel Drenchin' Bushido
030524   The Best Little Warehouse In Fenway Bushido
030510   Get Outta Town Bushido
030503   Back In The Saddle Bushido
030426   Come Or Go Asher
030419   MegaSeth Day Asher
030412   SloMoBetaMission Bushido
021026   Last Dance Bushido
021019   Take The Canoli Bushido
021012   Radiation Control Asher
021005   Skunk Day Observed Bushido
020928   SCULimpics 2002 Asher
020921   Massive Entropy Denial Bushido
020727   Three Hour Tour Bushido
020720   Wharf Rat Bushido
020706   Submersion Bushido
020629   Field Trip Bushido
000604   Siege The Castle Zeus