Operation
Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun
WARNING: LAUNCH BETWEEN 1800-2000 HOURS - CHECK BBS FOR UPDATES
HAHA J/K STANDARD OPS, SHORT RANGE.

Objective: radiation immersion therapy to follow a long hot day mission, testing of the Vampire Metric lifesupport, and easy-on-the-thighs fun.

Surviving pilots and last-minute arrivals were treated to delicious night breezes, leftover century-attempt snax, and a refreshing early-season dip in the Undisclosed Heavy Nebula. Not to mention patrolling night boids and a tribble space weevil (not edible). Wombat immersed himself inch by frigid inch, whereas Leotard (fortified by the well-seasoned banana of Dr Claw) dashed in without a care and puffed like a grampus. Other pilots moistened only their motilators.

We made no other stops of note, saving only a glassteroid inspection and a mechanical concerning Star Hustler's rear thruster casing. The fleet proceeded with Gothic majesty, featuring twin tandems, two long-fork choppers, Chastity, and Trinity. Food were astonished and delighted, pilots wrapt in satisfaction.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Dead Bride Albatross 530.693   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
DrClaw Shockwave 620.858   Lieutenant Commander
Fart Noises Chastity 379.312   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Gritty Star Hustler (Bombardier) 0  
Leotard Trinity 597.129   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Strangelove 235.53  
Wombat Star Hustler 354.498   Master Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Wombat
ComSat Monkey Fart Noises
Damage Control Dead Bride
Deck Officer Leotard
Flat Bag Wombat
Life Support Synthesis DrClaw
Medi Bag Fart Noises
Mission Leader Dead Bride
Mission Pinner Dead Bride
Mission Reporter Leotard
Navigator DrClaw
RadioBox A DrClaw
Radiobox B Leotard
Stellar Cartographer DrClaw
Still Cam Dead Bride
Tailgunner Threespeed
Tool Bag Wombat
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 06/16/2019
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Radiation Therapy
Light Years: 13
G-Well Activity: 1.1111
Technical Rating: 1.7218