Upon departure from Megaseth's fort Lazarus was discovered to have a
massive hull breach. A small posse was dispatched to return Retard
the fort and obtain a replacement ship.
This done, soon after as we proceeded toward an apres-Honk distress
call, the Death Star mast suffered a weld failure leading to its
detachment. Kpafun added it to Donkey's load.
The twofold death blow was dealt to this mission when first, as we
neared distress call II we learned from a refugee fleeing the scene
(actually it was sculpilot Vomit)
had been placed into stasis by a sonic disruption field of alien
technology, and was long over. And second, as
the primary thruster of Axeman's ship 666
Swayze Express disintegrated. Much rigging was lost, and a state of
trans-tacovial deformation was achieved.
With Buckminister in charge and Maestro rallying the troops with
violin dirges, we portioned out Axeman's ship, the Death Star, the
remainder of Donkey's load onto various ships.
We limped home sore and tired but covered with honor. The warm,
sticky kind of honor.
Plus we totally had a scavenger hunt the whole time! I hope we got a
Classified information: Axeman cried like a little girl.
|Bendy||Swamp Thing||664.073||Lieutenant Commander|
|Fleet Admiral Skunk||Cloudbuster||1178.14|
|ld50||Spooky Pirate||791.205||Rear Admiral, Lower Half|
|SelfDestruct||Delirium||663.369||Lieutenant, Junior Grade|
|Deck Officer Asst.||ld50|
|Mission Leader||Fleet Admiral Skunk|
|MRC Officer||Fleet Admiral Skunk|
|Skynet Operator (post-mission)||Leotard|