Status: Failure

Operation

Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo

Fail. Epic, glorious, supernova fail. We responded to Megaseth's
distress call at which we viewed the cranial remains of an Earth
caprine.


Upon departure from Megaseth's fort Lazarus was discovered to have a
massive hull breach. A small posse was dispatched to return Retard
to
the fort and obtain a replacement ship.


This done, soon after as we proceeded toward an apres-Honk distress
call, the Death Star mast suffered a weld failure leading to its
total
detachment. Kpafun added it to Donkey's load.


The twofold death blow was dealt to this mission when first, as we
neared distress call II we learned from a refugee fleeing the scene
(actually it was sculpilot Vomit)
that it
had been placed into stasis by a sonic disruption field of alien
technology, and was long over. And second, as
the primary thruster of Axeman's ship 666
Swayze Express disintegrated. Much rigging was lost, and a state of
trans-tacovial deformation was achieved.



With Buckminister in charge and Maestro rallying the troops with
Earth
violin dirges, we portioned out Axeman's ship, the Death Star, the
remainder of Donkey's load onto various ships.



We limped home sore and tired but covered with honor. The warm,
sticky kind of honor.



Plus we totally had a scavenger hunt the whole time! I hope we got a
million points.


Classified information: Axeman cried like a little girl.


Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 639.875   Lieutenant
Axeman Swayze Express 639.875   Lieutenant
Axeman Swayze Express 639.875   Lieutenant
Axeman Swayze Express 639.875   Lieutenant
Bendy Swamp Thing 664.073   Lieutenant Commander
Bendy Swamp Thing 664.073   Lieutenant Commander
Bendy Swamp Thing 664.073   Lieutenant Commander
Bendy Swamp Thing 664.073   Lieutenant Commander
Buckminister Devastation 489.832   Vice Admiral
Buckminister Devastation 489.832   Vice Admiral
Buckminister Devastation 489.832   Vice Admiral
Buckminister Devastation 489.832   Vice Admiral
Dubble U Civilian Ship 0  
Dubble U Civilian Ship 0  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1178.14  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1178.14  
Joyride Sawed Off 781.875  
Joyride Sawed Off 781.875  
Kpafun Anarchy 0   Pilot
Kpafun Anarchy 0   Pilot
Kpafun Anarchy 0   Pilot
Kpafun Anarchy 0   Pilot
ld50 Spooky Pirate 791.205   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
ld50 Spooky Pirate 791.205   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
ld50 Spooky Pirate 791.205   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
ld50 Spooky Pirate 791.205   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Leotard Ez Raider 603.7  
Leotard Ez Raider 603.7  
Maestro Hippogriff 0   Pilot
Maestro Hippogriff 0   Pilot
Maestro Hippogriff 0   Pilot
Maestro Hippogriff 0   Pilot
moose Loki Ducker 584.554   Commander
moose Loki Ducker 584.554   Commander
moose Loki Ducker 584.554   Commander
moose Loki Ducker 584.554   Commander
Q Catastrophe 684.873  
Q Catastrophe 684.873  
Self Destruct Delirium 663.369   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Self Destruct Delirium 663.369   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Self Destruct Delirium 663.369   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Self Destruct Delirium 663.369   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Skidmark Famine 0  
Skidmark Famine 0  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 496.41  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 496.41  
Task Force Pilot
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Deck Officer Self Destruct
Gate Attendant ld50
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Axeman
Tailgunner Joyride
Tool Bag Kpafun
Flat Bag Kpafun
Medi Bag Kpafun
Sticker Bag Kpafun
Chalk Bag Kpafun
Still Cam ld50
Airlock Bendy
Damage Control Skidmark
Mission Debriefer Leotard
Mission Reporter Leotard
Sentry Joyride
Stillcam Downloader ld50

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2009.10.10
OriginFort Bartlett
DestinationTreasure!
Light Years13.5
G-Well Activity2.099
Technical Rating1.876