Status: Success


Black Hole

We started from space as we used to know it. Euclidean geometry, objects in motion remaining in motion, thrusters revolving, HARVS aloft and tiny ships scudding like spindrift. Civitron and Lordmcfuzz cobbled together a fictitious (and huffalicious) ship for Civi's babymaggot to fly in. We stopped for snax at Luna Star, then plunged down the minootaman wormhole, far and deep till we were sucked into a tiny black hole near the Spy radiation cloud. Escaping after countless ever-decreasing orbits...thousands of years later...

wending back through Medford System we encountered a close double system of black holes, whirling through a spirograph of interlocking orbits until we once again were ejected into fathomless space. This slingshotted us past Luna Tufts (home of the larval hordes) straight into Powderhouse Hole. Without a hope we plummeted directly into the interior. There we found a timeless, spaceless place where reality as we know it was bent into knots, hours compressing to milliseconds, ships pasted into a molecular layer of protonium plastered onto the degenerate-matter Sign at the center of this immense mass. Eons since an immense blue-whitestar goes supernova, this is what's left: a strange circular arrow-emanating road sign. We fell through the hole in the zero; we danced.

Snow provided delicious beverages, and also retrieved Flatbag from EatMyShorts in flight. There was chalk and cheese, but no one knew which was which. The groove bent toward wormhole trance tunes. Deadbride has a fabulous new ship and also SPAAACE SOOOOCKS.

Having still some space yayas left, we scraped up our ships and proceeded to Lechmere to enjoy some bizarre singularities. Additional black holes occurred, orbiting and escaping as we do, and we wandered erratically in Brownian motion across Oort clouds of Luna market carts and cups. SCUL, in the abstract, transpired.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Antlers Doctor Love 148.626   Pilot
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 512.295   Aviator First Class
Bill Bad Bois Civilian Ship 0  
Civitron Starfire 200.405   Aviator
Dead Bride Albatross 414.143   Aviator
DrClaw Shockwave 526.722   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 726.272   Petty Officer Second Class
Leotard Darkendank 250.86   Aviator
Lordmcfuzz Eat My Shorts! 1458.08   Petty Officer First Class
perilous Ez Raider 245.036   Aviator
Red Squirrel Curb Burner 278.406   Aviator First Class
Snow Deep Blue Dream 214.124   Aviator
Taco Iridium 867.272   Petty Officer Second Class
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 409.581   Aviator
Task Force Pilot
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Chalk Bag Bill Bad Bois
Cleaner Snow
Com-Sat 1 Taco
Com-Sat 2 Threespeed
Compressor Wrangler Red Squirrel
Damage Control DrClaw
Deck Officer Taco
Flat Bag Lordmcfuzz
Gate Attendant Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Taco
Mission Debriefer Leotard
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Lordmcfuzz
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Radiobox 1 Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radiobox 2 DrClaw
Recycler Red Squirrel
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Sticker Bag Civitron
Still Cam BaneThunderwolf
Tailgunner Dead Bride
Tool Bag perilous
Wookiee Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Tyler
DestinationParty in the Center of a black hole
Light Years17.8512
G-Well Activity0.65
Technical Rating1.9