Operation
Reach The Beach
SCUL set out to get naked and wet together...AT A BEACH!
After an MRC incident Possum was shaken but not deterred! (like a dry martini) She quickly and gracefully took the Deck Officer helm and got down to business.
We had a small crew of lucky 13. (I forgot to count myself..cuz I don't count. But if I did, I'd get more practice, so I'd be better at it!)
We had a secret silent hammer head shark-like plot to haze Pastry Queen....which we told her about.
We stopped at JP Licks in Davis square, and got many tiny civilians excited about our spaceships, got ourselves some dairy-based fuel, though the alien all-mother told us fueling before nebula dunking and lead to cramping, and flew off folowing the far away astroid belt, Mystic.
On the way we gained a floater called Death Grip, who bravely joined us as we doffed our space suits and submerged ourselves into the healing Mystic Nebula.
On the way back we hit many black holes which sucked us in for many revolutions, we were flushed down the drain. We stopped at the dark murky swampy fortress of Dr. Claw, where Death Grip left us. We Hazed PQ mid mission so she could burn up, wake up, and make the pastries, which were hopefully nice and dry. Shortly thereafter eXceSs boiled off as well, and we continued our space-swim towards the Alewife system where we picked up two more highly excited floaters. We made our way to the Harvard system and then progressed towards the planet MIT, where AceHole injured himself chasing a waterfall cup. So many lessons to be learned about water safety!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 510.685   Petty Officer 1st Class
Deadblow Dr. Moreau 412.56   Petty Officer 1st Class
DrClaw Skywarp 343.884  
excess Chutes & Ladders 523.227   Master Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 896.802   Lieutenant Commander
Ganoderma Vespira 299.186   Aviator First Class
Lordmcfuzz Bieber Fever 991.229   Commander
Pastry Queen Iridium 0   Recruit
Possum Spitfire 603.575   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Sewer War Pony 252.575   Petty Officer 1st Class
Sprocket Trez Bonz 355.796   Aviator
Threespeed Schadenfreude 554.013   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Wombat Delirium 254.964  
XXIII ReFLEX 260.376  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Lordmcfuzz
Chalk Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Cleaner Fleet Admiral Skunk
Compressor Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 excess
Damage Control Threespeed
Deck Officer Possum
Deck Officer Asst. Possum
Flat Bag Threespeed
Food Wrangler Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Ganoderma
Minister of Zoobs Sprocket
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Lordmcfuzz
Mission Reporter Sprocket
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator DrClaw
Print Jockey Deadblow
Recycler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Stellar Cartographer Lordmcfuzz
Sticker Bag Sprocket
Still Cam Ganoderma
Tailgunner AceHole
Tool Bag Deadblow
Wookiee Bag Possum
Division: MAD
Date: 05/28/2016
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: The Beach
Light Years: 19.211
G-Well Activity: 2.793
Technical Rating: 1.5