Status: Negi

USB Star Hustler


Skunk made the frame from a couple of cruisers and a few lenghts of 4130 tubing, Vomit hand-built the thrusters, and Threespeed made all kinds of modifications to the drivetrain in order to get it aligned. USB Starhustler is painted midnight blue and is covered with no less than seven-hundres glow-in-the dark stars.

Star Hustler won the "best custom" award at the Larz Anderson Transportation Museum's bike show, back when Skunk was more concerned about those sorts of things.

Named after the Starhustler show, hosted by the enthusiastic Jack Horkheimer, and has its own theme song.

Specifications

ClassBattleship
ConfigurationBomber
Missions88
Light Years1733.511
Thrust Rating2.01
Handling Rating3.1
Difficulty Rating3.49
Max Warp7

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeA couple of priceless antiques hacked to pieces
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
Buildervomit
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginA smoldering battlefield
Christened on2000.08.13
LocationFort Tyler
Navi RetroDrum
Primary RetroDrum

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
2019.11.02   Hallowheels 19 vomit
2019.11.02   Hallowheels 19 Fart Noises
2019.08.17   Gremlins: The First Batch DreadFlint
2019.08.17   Gremlins: The First Batch Sparrow
2019.07.27   Reindeer Games DreadFlint
2019.07.27   Reindeer Games Sparrow
2019.06.16   Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun Wombat
2019.06.16   Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun Gritty
2019.06.15   A Hyperspace Byway Too Far Wombat
2019.06.15   A Hyperspace Byway Too Far Gritty
2019.05.04   May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... MsMoon
2019.05.04   May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Threespeed
2018.11.03   Omegamission / Life Day 2018 RadMax
2018.11.03   Omegamission / Life Day 2018 Wombat
2018.10.06   Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope couscous
2018.10.06   Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope Epsilon
2018.07.28   Ancient Alien Ruins DreadFlint
2018.07.28   Ancient Alien Ruins Sprocket
2018.07.21   Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town Boost
2018.07.21   Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town perilous
2018.07.07   Planetary Prom Night Threespeed
2018.07.07   Planetary Prom Night MsMoon
2018.06.16   Double Dippin' MsMoon
2018.06.16   Double Dippin' Threespeed
2018.06.02   Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Threespeed
2018.06.02   Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Dead Bride
2017.08.19   Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Wombat
2017.08.19   Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Sidekick
2017.06.10   Cave-In Wombat
2017.06.10   Cave-In Sidekick
2016.09.23   Kineticcting to LOL Dead Bride
2016.09.23   Kineticcting to LOL Epoxy
2014.09.27   Chasing Down the Day Star: Parts 1 & 2 Epoxy
2014.09.27   Chasing Down the Day Star: Parts 1 & 2 Dead Bride
2014.08.09   Mind Trip Epoxy
2014.08.09   Mind Trip Dead Bride
2014.06.28   Mission to Xenon Epoxy
2014.06.28   Mission to Xenon Dead Bride
2014.04.19   Keester Bunny Fleet Admiral Skunk
2014.04.19   Keester Bunny Red Squirrel
2014.04.05   Alphonsemission '14 Fleet Admiral Skunk
2014.04.05   Alphonsemission '14 Red Squirrel
2013.11.02   Omegamission 2013 Sidekick
2013.11.02   Omegamission 2013 Wombat
2013.10.26   Bike-O-Ween Sidekick
2013.10.26   Bike-O-Ween Wombat
2013.10.12   Art In The Third Dimension! Sidekick
2013.10.12   Art In The Third Dimension! Wombat
2013.10.05   Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Sidekick
2013.10.05   Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Wombat
2013.09.28   Live Free and Fly: Century 2013 Fleet Admiral Skunk
2013.09.28   Live Free and Fly: Century 2013 vomit
2013.08.31   Sea Fortress Recon Nosepicker
2013.08.31   Sea Fortress Recon Threespeed
2013.08.03   Dollar A Pound Tyrian
2013.08.03   Dollar A Pound Saphron
2013.07.27   SCULimpics 2013 Bendy
2013.06.01   Sweet Seventeen DrClaw
2013.06.01   Sweet Seventeen metoikos
2013.04.20   Defusion Fleet Admiral Skunk
2013.04.20   Defusion beezwax
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? beezwax
2012.05.12   Word To Your Mother! DrClaw
2012.05.12   Word To Your Mother! metoikos
2011.10.01   Medley Mission metoikos
2011.10.01   Medley Mission DrClaw
2011.09.17   Weird Bumps DrClaw
2011.09.17   Weird Bumps metoikos
2011.09.03   Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy Threespeed
2011.09.03   Movie Night and Bicycle Alchemy MsMoon
2010.07.31   The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Threespeed
2010.07.31   The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... MsMoon
2010.07.24   Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Percentin
2010.07.03   Exquisite Corpsicle Threespeed
2010.07.03   Exquisite Corpsicle MsMoon
2010.04.24   Toolz Tweenus
2010.04.02   Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Threespeed
2010.04.02   Alpha-haha-mission 2010 MsMoon
2009.10.03   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Threespeed
2009.10.03   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 MsMoon
2009.08.22   Nitrogen Poop Monkey Threespeed
2009.08.22   Nitrogen Poop Monkey MsMoon
2009.08.15   Insidious Perfection Threespeed
2009.08.15   Insidious Perfection MsMoon
2008.10.11   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk magneato
2008.10.11   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk MsMoon
2008.08.30   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? Threespeed
2008.08.30   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? MsMoon
2008.08.23   Dance & Derby MsMoon
2008.08.23   Dance & Derby Threespeed
2008.08.16   Friendly Fire Threespeed
2008.08.16   Friendly Fire MsMoon
2008.06.21   Submersive Choppah Underwater League swass
2008.06.21   Submersive Choppah Underwater League dillweed
2008.05.24   Space Truckin' Threespeed
2008.05.24   Space Truckin' MsMoon
2008.05.17   Bicycle Boogie Threespeed
2008.05.17   Bicycle Boogie MsMoon
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed Threespeed
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed MsMoon
2007.10.27   Omegamission Threespeed
2007.10.27   Omegamission MsMoon
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! MsMoon
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Threespeed
2007.10.06   Skunk Day Honkfest MsMoon
2007.10.06   Skunk Day Honkfest Threespeed
2007.09.29   Walking the Party Line MsMoon
2007.09.29   Walking the Party Line Threespeed
2007.09.22   Back in the Saddle Again Threespeed
2007.09.22   Back in the Saddle Again MsMoon
2007.08.10   All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 Threespeed
2007.08.10   All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 MsMoon
2007.07.28   Hapto Day Threespeed
2007.07.28   Hapto Day MsMoon
2007.07.01   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Threespeed
2007.07.01   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! MsMoon
2007.05.12   Bring Your Own Fun Onath
2007.05.12   Bring Your Own Fun Pinky
2006.08.06   Design Skwad Friend
2006.08.06   Design Skwad Fly Boy
2006.07.16   SCULimpics De-Briefing Threespeed
2006.07.16   SCULimpics De-Briefing MsMoon
2006.07.01   First of July Threespeed
2006.07.01   First of July beezwax
2006.06.17   Vomit Day2006 Threespeed
2006.06.17   Vomit Day2006 MsMoon
2005.09.10   Moose Day Celebrated Threespeed
2005.09.10   Moose Day Celebrated MsMoon
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Onath
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Blipblipbeep
2005.06.25   LowKey Onath
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 Evil Twin
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 PigPen
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Scurvy
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Mittens
2004.08.14   NoWay No-Show Sweetums
2004.08.14   NoWay No-Show Dizzy
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Threespeed
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Oppo
2004.05.15   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Hoseclamp
2004.05.15   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Oppo
2004.05.08   Derby Durby Derbie Threespeed
2004.05.08   Derby Durby Derbie Oppo
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial moose
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial Gray Buddha
2002.09.14   Stickem Up Sidecar
2002.09.14   Stickem Up Smasher
2002.09.07   Hangin Tough Bushido
2002.09.07   Hangin Tough Glyptodont
2002.08.24   Junk In The Trunk RevD
2002.07.06   Submersion Danger Mouse
2002.07.06   Submersion MoneyShot
2002.05.04   RoughService Sprout
2002.05.04   RoughService Priss
2002.04.13   5000 Mile Mark LoJack
2002.04.13   5000 Mile Mark Bug
2001.08.04   Pancreatic Cramitore Gropo
2001.08.04   Pancreatic Cramitore Chieko
2000.10.29   Hallowheels 20 Spackle
2000.10.29   Hallowheels 20 NoWay
2000.09.24   Where The Wind Blows Gropo
2000.09.09   Heavy Spacewalking Populations MoneyShot
2000.09.09   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Dead By Dawn
2000.09.06   Logan Express Dead By Dawn
2000.09.06   Logan Express MoneyShot
2000.09.03   Heavy Spacewalking Populations MoneyShot
2000.09.03   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Dead By Dawn
2000.08.13   Good Buy Money Fleet Admiral Skunk
2000.08.13   Good Buy Money vomit