Operation
Quantum Leap
Greetings and hello from the future of timeline fork A0793x95. Tonight eight brave pilots traversed space in the sixth dimension resulting in an alternate timeline from which we may never escape. The gang made more than seven quantum jumps in timeline to arrive at where we are using our Quantum Dimensional Jump Machine.

Along the way we traversed a black hole, rode to the top of a multi-tier transport hangar bay, did the SCUL shuffle, prepared nachos in the park while fixing a nasty mechanical, lit off sparklers, and even named a new baby maggot.

That's right, our new baby maggot, Axma, was named by a random jump of the aforementioned QDJM into a timeline that will forever change her life. For the better or the worse is yet to be seen. It is among the most dangerous leaps a pilot can make in a sixth dimensional quantum field, but she made it with confidence and not a hint of fear in her eyes.

Among the many other dangers of quantum travel in the sixth dimension and making so many leaps in timeline as we did is the not experiencing the timelines you will forever not be able to partake in. I already deeply miss the music of my favorite bands from the other timelines we didn't jump to, even though I haven't even heard of them in this reality. I can almost taste that amazing home cooked meal I'll never have next year because my life is on a different path altogether now. These are just some of the sacrifices we make, but they are necessary, they are worth it, and we are SCUL pilots and we do what we must.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axma Mad Rabbit 0   Recruit
Dead Bride Albatross 442.866   Lieutenant
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 518.66   Commodore
magneato Saint Christopher 297.316   Aviator
RadMax Rapscallion 283.918   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 304.926   Ensign
Tyrian Compliance 345.38   Aviator First Class
Wombat Bieber Fever 393.613   Master Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Wombat
Chalk Bag Tyrian
Compressor Wrangler Tyrian
Damage Control Dead Bride
Deck Officer Dead Bride
Flat Bag magneato
Medi Bag RadMax
Minister of Zoobs Threespeed
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner RadMax
Mission Reporter magneato
Navigator RadMax
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Recycler Wombat
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Sticker Bag Tyrian
Still Cam Dead Bride
Tailgunner Threespeed
Tool Bag Axma
Wookiee Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Division: MAD
Date: 06/22/2019
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: The seventh dimension
Light Years: 10.5036
G-Well Activity: 0.1272
Technical Rating: 0.3834