Operation
AlphaMission
Tagline: "Let's keep it simple and short . . ."



We set out from base stoked and ready to rumble (although Skunk noted
wryly that he was disappointed as to the absence of rain; amusing
considering the hail some of us braved earlier in the evening), with
four babymaggots in tow. We began, in time honored fashion, by
taking a loop around Davis Constellation, and proceeded after some
consultation to Harvard Constellation to obtain ice cream molecules
from Luna J.P. Licks. Upon arrival, we chalked the joint, busted the
funk, and spun flags and entertaining (seemingly magical) magnetic
objects. We also interacted with members of the populace, who were
enthusiastic about our presence.

After a lengthy break, we took a
jaunt over to Luna 7-11, near Central Constellation, so that some of
our number could obtain firesticks. We chalked more, danced more, and
Seven did her duty well and truly as chief of sticker bag. We rode
down to Luna Stratton and busted the funk out front, performing
additional outreach. Yr humble correspndt tested out Angry Candy and
discovered its mind-altering powers, which rendered me temporarily
incapable of piloting Sloth. After following a circuitous route
through MIT, we stopped in the midst of a multi-luna formation where
Metoikos was knighted with Cloudbuster's mast by Dr. Claw, and two
rounds of derby followed, with Nosepicker and Skunk duking it out for
top honors. The tired masses were then led through the calm streets
of East Cambridge System toward base, where maggots were duly hazed
and inducted to SCUL.

Truly a posi beginning to a new season.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 127.23   Aviator First Class
Axeman Civilianship 25.446   Recruit
Bendy Dirty Dino 557.63   Chief Petty Officer
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 211.31   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Civitron Yer Mom 378.23   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Diva Incineraider 525.851   Chief Petty Officer
DrClaw Annihilation 1254.91   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
excess Chastity 0   Recruit
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1863.75   Lieutenant Commander
hackworth Synesthesia 1059.01   Ensign
Hapto Angry Candy (Passenger) 137.446   Aviator First Class
Joyride Katana 301.362   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Keebler Curb Burner 0   Recruit
metoikos Sloth 83.4586   Aviator
moose LokiDucker 288.149   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 55.6538   Aviator
Osman D.B. Cooper 0   Recruit
Q Delirium 763.818   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Ripper Strangelove (Bombardier) 89.2223   Aviator
SevenOfNine CivilianShip2 0   Recruit
spinach Ooh La La 0   Recruit
Stogie Vindaloo 333.23   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Threespeed Strangelove 930.322   Master Chief Petty Officer
Treekiller chlorophyll 445.36   Petty Officer 1st Class
Wombat Skylab 379.251   Petty Officer 2nd Class
yt SecretAsianSCULly 1072.35   Ensign
ZyGoat Pestilence 174.972   Aviator First Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Bendy
Chalk Bag Bendy
ComSat Monkey Q
Damage Control Threespeed
Deck Officer Bendy
Deck Officer Asst. Diva
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Joyride
Food Wrangler yt
Medi Bag Civitron
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Hapto
MRC Officer yt
Navigator Joyride
Print Jockey yt
RadioBox A hackworth
Radiobox B Threespeed
Recycler hackworth
Sentry Stogie
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) Diva
Sticker Bag SevenOfNine
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Treekiller
Tool Bag excess
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Division: MAD
Date: 04/02/2011
Status: Success 
Origin: FortJoy
Destination: I-Scream, You Scream, We all Scream
Light Years: 10.973
G-Well Activity: 1.2
Technical Rating: 2.3