Operation
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Fifteen pilots and two maggots set upon a course to the Lexington system, led by first-time navigator Snow. The fearsome prow of War parted the skies for smooth sailing as we found passage to our destination via wormholes.

Strange distortions to sonic disruptor fields were noted – the funk became increasingly mellowed and dispersed as we flew through the Arlington system and ever closer to the characteristic luscious lawns of our destination. Shore leave was taken at the black hole by Spy Pond to stare at art, including a rebar dinosaur.

As the battalion crossed into some swampy backwaters, Wadlow's primary thruster was attacked by invisible plasma-eating space weevils. Stogie weathered the attack valiantly, earning a Medal of Barf for his skilled deployment of high-altitude chemical weaponry. A team of pilots changed out the plasma casing – and shortly thereafter, when the new casing did not prove spaceworthy, repaired the old plasma casing. In the course of these efforts, much chalk was spent, one curious ST was placated, and Snow earned a Medal of Strength for proving that we didn't need all those silly tire levers. Threespeed bled for the efforts, earning a Medal of Injury.

Then, silence: the eerie quiet at the dark heart of Lexington System, where they retreat at night and distrust the funk.

As we approached the bronze figure of Captain John Parker, frozen in time, scattered transports and STs alike slowed to gaze with suspicion. So we quickly struck a pose for Stogie's camera, and sailed for home by Massachusetts Avenue. The skies were breezy, the choppers were fast, and a quick dive into a garbage compactor yielded tasty snacks to be enjoyed on the landing pad, while a civilian with a tiny greyhound distracted most of the battalion.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 394.524  
Cortana Ooh La La 380.469   Aviator First Class
Dead Bride Darkendank 208.799   Recruit
Deadblow Mad Rabbit 446.661   Chief Petty Officer
dogi Wheelie 351.697  
DrClaw Shockwave 524.1   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Epoxy Skywarp 297.929   Aviator
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1052.03   Commodore
Geist Ez Raider 0  
Kpafun Foldilocks 38.9048   Recruit
Sewer Fonzerelli 291.391   Petty Officer 1st Class
Sidekick Yer Mom 219.524   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Snow War 346.164   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Stogie Wadlow 610.844   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Taco El Guapo 0  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 566.7   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Wombat Bieber Fever 339.493   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock dogi
Chalk Bag Sewer
Cleaner AceHole
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Damage Control Dead Bride
Deck Officer Cortana
Deck Officer Asst. Stogie
Flat Bag Epoxy
Medi Bag Sidekick
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Deadblow
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Snow
Paper Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
RadioBox A Threespeed
Radiobox B DrClaw
Recycler AceHole
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Sticker Bag Geist
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Epoxy
Tool Bag Cortana
Wookiee Bag Taco
Division: MAD
Date: 05/30/2015
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Lexington by wormhole
Light Years: 18.4564
G-Well Activity: 0.7826
Technical Rating: 1.2094