Operation
Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope
Skunk's actual orbital day and 500th official SCUL mission.
We planned a tiny wrinkly peanut route, swinging back to the old launchpad to eject early birds. There were lots of them! Backsliders and supermaggots abounded as Beezwax, Fixie and Bendy joined us, as well as Tartheis, doppelson, and Civitron of the Starch Acer division. We knighted TurboHoney, also of the Acers, in a ceremony which proved that Civitron does not knight nearly enough pilots and also did not do his space homework.

In the Cambridge System we made a brief playground stop, in which a few brave pilots encountered a truly foul porta-potty and lived to tell the tale. Barely though -- among other deliquescent and deadly facts, it was proven that Bane Thunderwolf is easily capable of lifting a full porta-potty WITH CIVITRON IN IT.

As we were obtaining snax savory and un, Cloudbuster's core was found depleted to 8V, likely due to the 200ly spacewarp it went through last week. 3spd Macgyvered one of Trinity's cores into its junction box, while eXceSs helped transfer some of its hull plating so that Trinity would not be undefended from space attacks. The groove continued; the groove is king.

After looping back to the launchpad we proceeded to Grackle for a little restful Medford atmosphere and enjoyment of fine indigenous artwork. Rad Max ejected forcefully then ran out of zoobs and burned up. No buns were in evidence.

Crowdsurfed Skunk, picked up Cloudbuster for a short flight off this surly planet, closed the mission without incident. Honk parade tomorrow, for those who dare!

It was a milk run, it was a miracle. SCUL remains, an organized battalion of funk, giving us all the chance to be the superhero version of ourselves. Here's to the glory of missions past, and more to come. Honor to our Admiral and Supreme Dictator, and thanks Skunk for letting us play at your fort! We love our gang.

PS: bicycle

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 329.229   Master Chief Petty Officer
Antlers Chastity 483.286  
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 710.139   Captain
beezwax Civilianship 35.8458   Recruit
Bendy Swamp Thing 318.645   Aviator
Boost Yer Mom 289.229   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Civitron Pale Horse 486.679  
Cortana Dr. Love 141.893  
couscous Star Hustler 140.866  
Dead Bride Saint Christopher 344.437  
Diva ToxicWaste 340.626   Aviator
dogi Green Monsta 99.6362  
doppelson War 0  
DrClaw Shockwave 487.581   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Epsilon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 107.122   Senior Chief Petty Officer
eXceSs Moneypenny 700.218  
Fixie Ass Over Tea Kettle 289.418  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 572.612  
Leotard Trinity 448.909   Commodore
Lordmcfuzz Super Hardon Collider 488.429  
Pastry Queen RabbleRouser 1192.95   Admiral
Poison Ivy D.B. Cooper 0  
RadMax Rapscallion 301.972   Lieutenant
Ravensson Mad Rabbit 377.076   Ensign
Red Squirrel Curb Burner 173.347  
Shadowcat Mousetrap 433.227   Lieutenant
Snow Deep Blue Dream 110.781   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Stogie Chubz 316.476   Ensign
Taco Compliance 440.265   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Tartheis Ez Raider 70.2758   Recruit
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 216.293   Commodore
TurboHoney Mjollnir 192.945  
Wombat ATM Machine 421.908  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Shadowcat
Chalk Bag Antlers
Cleaner Ravensson
Compressor Wrangler Antlers
ComSat Monkey Taco
Damage Control eXceSs
Deck Officer Lordmcfuzz
Deck Officer Asst. Diva
Flat Bag Ravensson
Medi Bag Taco
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Fixie
Mission Reporter Leotard
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radiobox B DrClaw
RadioBox C Leotard
Radiobox D AceHole
Recycler RadMax
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Sticker Bag Snow
Still Cam Boost
Tailgunner Antlers
Tool Bag Bendy
Wookiee Bag RadMax
Division: MAD
Date: 10/06/2018
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: 500 missions
Light Years: 15.9476
G-Well Activity: 2.1034
Technical Rating: 1.8472