Status: Success

Operation

Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope

Mission Objectives

Pilots must be logged in to see the briefing.

Objectives must happen in this order:

  1. To have more pilots on choppers than any other mission this season.
  2. Navigate through five constellations, stopping for snax in one of them.
  3. Stop at a playground to play on things.
  4. Fly to the Market Basket landing pad to let the earlybirds go, making sure all bags stay on the mission.
  5. Fly a second loop with a nice, wormhole-heavy, mellower second-loop
  6. Stop in a dark field and admire the stars.
  7. Return to base with all accounted for.
I hope you like the life support!

Mission Summary

Skunk's actual orbital day and 500th official SCUL mission.
We planned a tiny wrinkly peanut route, swinging back to the old launchpad to eject early birds. There were lots of them! Backsliders and supermaggots abounded as Beezwax, Fixie and Bendy joined us, as well as Tartheis, doppelson, and Civitron of the Starch Acer division. We knighted TurboHoney, also of the Acers, in a ceremony which proved that Civitron does not knight nearly enough pilots and also did not do his space homework.

In the Cambridge System we made a brief playground stop, in which a few brave pilots encountered a truly foul porta-potty and lived to tell the tale. Barely though -- among other deliquescent and deadly facts, it was proven that Bane Thunderwolf is easily capable of lifting a full porta-potty WITH CIVITRON IN IT.

As we were obtaining snax savory and un, Cloudbuster's core was found depleted to 8V, likely due to the 200ly spacewarp it went through last week. 3spd Macgyvered one of Trinity's cores into its junction box, while eXceSs helped transfer some of its hull plating so that Trinity would not be undefended from space attacks. The groove continued; the groove is king.

After looping back to the launchpad we proceeded to Grackle for a little restful Medford atmosphere and enjoyment of fine indigenous artwork. Rad Max ejected forcefully then ran out of zoobs and burned up. No buns were in evidence.

Crowdsurfed Skunk, picked up Cloudbuster for a short flight off this surly planet, closed the mission without incident. Honk parade tomorrow, for those who dare!

It was a milk run, it was a miracle. SCUL remains, an organized battalion of funk, giving us all the chance to be the superhero version of ourselves. Here's to the glory of missions past, and more to come. Honor to our Admiral and Supreme Dictator, and thanks Skunk for letting us play at your fort! We love our gang.

PS: bicycle

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 329.229   Master Chief Petty Officer
Antlers Chastity 483.286  
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 710.139   Captain
beezwax Civilian Ship 35.8458   Pilot
Bendy Swamp Thing 318.645   Aviator
Boost Yer Mom 289.229   Petty Officer Third Class
Civitron Pale Horse 486.679  
Cortana Doctor Love 141.893  
couscous Star Hustler 140.866  
Dead Bride Saint Christopher 344.437  
Diva Toxic Waste 340.626   Aviator
dogi Green Monsta 99.6362  
doppelson War 0  
DrClaw Shockwave 487.581  
Epsilon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 107.122  
eXceSs Moneypenny 700.218  
Fixie Ass Over Tea Kettle 289.418  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 572.612  
Leotard Trinity 448.909   Commodore
Lordmcfuzz Super Hardon Collider 488.429  
Pastry Queen Rabble Rouser 1192.95   Admiral
Poison Ivy D.B. Cooper 0  
RadMax Rapscallion 408.564   Lieutenant Commander
Ravensson Mad Rabbit 377.076   Ensign
Red Squirrel Curb Burner 173.347  
Shadowcat Mousetrap 433.227  
Snow Deep Blue Dream 110.781   Petty Officer Third Class
Stogie Chubz 316.476   Ensign
Taco Compliance 440.265   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Tartheis Ez Raider 70.2758   Pilot
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 216.293  
TurboHoney Mjollnir 192.945   Pilot
Wombat ATM Machine 425.699  
Taskforce Pilot
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Deck Officer Lordmcfuzz
Gate Attendant Diva
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
Tailgunner Antlers
Com-Sat 1 Taco
Tool Bag Bendy
Flat Bag Ravensson
Medi Bag Taco
Wookiee Bag RadMax
Sticker Bag Snow
Chalk Bag Antlers
Still Cam Boost
Airlock Shadowcat
Recycler RadMax
Life Support 1 Fleet Admiral Skunk
Life Support 2 DrClaw
Life Support 3 Leotard
Life Support 4 AceHole
Damage Control eXceSs
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Pinner Fixie
Mission Reporter Leotard
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Cleaner Ravensson
Compressor Wrangler Antlers

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2018.10.06
Mission LeaderFleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Size33 pilots
OriginFort Tyler
Destination500 missions
Light Years15.9476
G-Well Activity2.1034
Technical Rating1.8472