Status: Success

Operation

'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun

So I finally brought you on a ride. Happy?

Quite.

What did you like about it?

Uh...I liked that it was AWESOME.

I'm glad. Hey I've gotta write this thing. Wanna help me remember what happened?

Sure. We visited that giant hood milk bottle thing. And you drew that cat riding a motorcycle.
We ate pizza that ...guy...

Wombat.

We ate pizza that Wombat procured from that place on Charles Street.

The Upper Crust. Dumpster Diving Delicious!

Let's see. We stopped at your friend's party.

That's a "distress call." Brambleberry Manor. Lovely people. I hope to go back soon.

We listened to a lot of fun milk-themed music. Like that David Bowie parody.

We need to throw in some milk puns.

Like "we milked the soundtrack for all it was worth."

HA! Exactly. You'll fit right in.

Ummm... we put cards in our spokes so we would sound like "a real chopper gang." That was pretty cool, actually. And we stopped at JP Licks for a bit, but then we had to get Mooooving. ::finger guns::

Ugh. Right, and then we had ten million mechanicals. Oh! And we picked up that floater for awhile, and then we had that mechanical in the middle of Harvard Law where that ST was super nice to us.

And Sewer? kept showing off his awesome kickstand/step thingy he'd just finished. That was great.

And you got hazed. And Leela did, too!

Hurray!

Hurray!

(all celebrity voices were impersonated, no celebrities were harmed in the writing of this mission report.)

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hatched two baby maggots.
ice cream at jp licks in Davis
several F'nB issues with bane using it and purple gain on iridium. Mostly drecent by the time we left Harvard Constellation.
construction at Harvard
Klingon follows and loses a pedal on Harvard campus.
only bike to really break was the one we didn't build...(Klingon's)
Harvard ST investigates, gets sticker "I am a Christian, I can't wear this to church"
reach distress signal, shore leave!
make a quick dash to the harbour walk,
Wombat trash picks a full pizza
Bane rick-rolls the fleet to the joy of civilians and ire of Leotard.
Reach Milk Bottle, chill and chalk while consuming said pizza.
Easy flight home.

Q branch sonic disruptors were magnificent and most lasted the mission.
consumed milk molecules, hit old milk row, rode down milk street to hit milk bottle. buzzed milk row cemetery to landing pad.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Iridium 1287.4   Admiral
BaneThunderwolf Iridium 1287.4   Admiral
BaneThunderwolf Iridium 1287.4   Admiral
BaneThunderwolf Iridium 1287.4   Admiral
Beetle Juice Spooky Pirate 0  
Beetle Juice Spooky Pirate 0  
Dead Bride Darkendank 155.448  
Dead Bride Darkendank 155.448  
DrClaw Skywarp 984.155  
DrClaw Skywarp 984.155  
Epoxy Mjollnir 355.71   Petty Officer First Class
Epoxy Mjollnir 355.71   Petty Officer First Class
Epoxy Mjollnir 355.71   Petty Officer First Class
Epoxy Mjollnir 355.71   Petty Officer First Class
Ganoderma Mad Rabbit 349.22  
Ganoderma Mad Rabbit 349.22  
Leotard Trinity 387.133  
Leotard Trinity 387.133  
Sidekick Yer Mom 265.651   Master Chief Petty Officer
Sidekick Yer Mom 265.651   Master Chief Petty Officer
Sidekick Yer Mom 265.651   Master Chief Petty Officer
Sidekick Yer Mom 265.651   Master Chief Petty Officer
Silfr Truxy 342.394  
Silfr Truxy 342.394  
Snow Ez Raider 252.938  
Snow Ez Raider 252.938  
Sprocket Trez Bonz 552.933   Chief Petty Officer
Sprocket Trez Bonz 552.933   Chief Petty Officer
Sprocket Trez Bonz 552.933   Chief Petty Officer
Sprocket Trez Bonz 552.933   Chief Petty Officer
Stogie Wadlow 519.029  
Stogie Wadlow 519.029  
Threespeed Burning Chrome 611.704  
Threespeed Burning Chrome 611.704  
Wombat ATM Machine 371.96  
Wombat ATM Machine 371.96  
xxv El Guapo 0  
xxv El Guapo 0  
Task Force Pilot
Mission Leader BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer Sprocket
Gate Attendant BaneThunderwolf
MRC Officer DrClaw
Navigator DrClaw
Tailgunner Snow
Com-Sat 1 Threespeed
Com-Sat 2 Beetle Juice
Tool Bag Epoxy
Flat Bag Silfr
Medi Bag Ganoderma
Wookiee Bag Sidekick
Sticker Bag BaneThunderwolf
Chalk Bag Beetle Juice
Still Cam Stogie
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Recycler Sprocket
Radiobox 1 BaneThunderwolf
Radiobox 2 Leotard
Damage Control Leotard
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Pinner Ganoderma
Mission Debriefer BaneThunderwolf
Mission Reporter Sprocket
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Cleaner Sprocket
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf
Food Wrangler Wombat
Print Jockey DrClaw
Radio Wrangler Threespeed
Sentry Stogie

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2015.09.05
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationThe Chopping Block
Light Years17.8003
G-Well Activity1.31765
Technical Rating1.21193