From the Death Star(t) to the Finish
SCUL was greeted with steady incoming and confused transport while
traversing Constellations Davis, Porter and Harvard. A heavy transport
impeded Cloudbuster's progress early in the mission, resulting in the
partial implosion of the Disco Death Star, which was temporarily
stashed at Fort Issimo. Post-Death-Star fiasco, the fleet proceeded
tortuously in a winding manner through light radiation towards the
finish line of an annual hoo-man ritual known locally as the 'Boston
Upon arrival near the finish line of said marathon, the fleet
encountered heavy but friendly ST presence as well as excitable food,
some of which loudly proclaimed that this day was their 21st day of
corporal external existence upon planet Earth.
Extended shore leave was observed as maggot Treekiller was at long
last knighted to the rank of pilot.
With the primary mission achieved, the fleet returned to base at a
leisurely pace through Constellations Kendall and Inman. Cloudbuster
suffered a second setback due to transport interference at
Constellation Inman but no serious pilot injury occurred.
The fleet returned to base by way of Constellation Porter, stopping at
Fort Issimo to lash the Disco Death Star to PDP Schadenfreude for its
return to Fort Bartlett.
Lt. Self Destruct performed admirably at the job of Comsat Monkey,
which at the time of this writing is still under development and has
proved to be an essential task in keeping cohesion within the