Status: Failure


Rotwang Day

Seconds before launch our trusty MP3P0 has a complete droid meltdown!
Our Q-branch had been working all day building new sonic dispruptors
for the fleet, and now they were being put to emergency repair
situation once again! After delaying the launch an hour, we had
finally re-established our sonic defense network and the mission was a

From there things went much more smoothly. We stopped at Twin City
Plasma where we found some pilot of small craft who could "ollie" over
the bow of USB Annihilation (see attached recon images). After
refueling and minor repairs we set course for our first mission
objective: determining the most likely location of the skate park that
is supposedly going to be built for Boston. We found a likely spot
under the Lenny Z bridge. We synthesized some fun by seeing how high
up we could run up the shallow walls. Many minor injuries were

What better way to celebrate an injury fest than with a few derbies!
So we did that.

Afterwards we set course for Fort Inman, where we responded to the
emergency keg depletion distress beacon. We then retuned to base
without incident.

*POST-MISSION UPDATE* Further recon activity revealed that sculpilots
had been incorrect in the location of the proposed skatepark.
Skatepark location was not discovered. All fun had at the incorrect
location was returned for a full refund per Rotwang's request.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
beezwax Baby 'Fat 206.869   Petty Officer First Class
Bubo Spooky Pirate 218.016   Petty Officer Second Class
Compost Pride 141.651   Aviator First Class
Crotch Fesant Famine 81.7199   Aviator
dillweed Mjollnir 258.121   Master Chief Petty Officer
Dozer Skylab 461.875   Lieutenant Commander
Dreamer Compliance 198.192   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1203.19   Admiral
GoboGirl Ooh La La 91.4561   Aviator
GRIMLOCKE Lust 287.059   Ensign
Hapto Basquiat 146.284  
Kaibosch Scrotesque 110.962   Chief Petty Officer
ManHands Doctor Love 141.742   Aviator First Class
Mars Phobos 304.675   Lieutenant Commander
Masokist Toxic Shock 524.869   Lieutenant
MegaSeth Night Fever 160.53   Lieutenant Commander
moose Loki Ducker 369.223   Lieutenant
Nosepicker Quaziscroto 140.623  
PainBunny Pale Horse 559.772   Master Chief Petty Officer
Phooka Holly Go Go Lightly 185.058   Aviator First Class
pywaket Catastrophe 498.36  
Roadkill Annihilation 179.38   Aviator First Class
RoadRash Nohup 181.393   Aviator First Class
RockStar Holy Molar 173.972   Aviator First Class
Rotwang Vertigo 403.381   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Rubbish Kittin With A Whip 138.18   Chief Petty Officer
Scurvy Darkendank 193.75   Petty Officer Second Class
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 363.342   Commodore
Trisignata Shprocketz 162.07   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Twitch Slag 285   Senior Chief Petty Officer
vomit Jan Brady 96.7917   Aviator
Task Force Pilot
Airlock Phooka
Beer Mule Dreamer
Chalk Bag GoboGirl
Compressor Wrangler PainBunny
Damage Control Mars
Deck Officer GRIMLOCKE
Fileczar Fleet Admiral Skunk
Filmer beezwax
Gate Attendant PainBunny
Maggot Filterer Hapto
Medi Bag Bubo
Mission Debriefer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Leader Rotwang
Mission Reporter Fleet Admiral Skunk
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator dillweed
Paper Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Promoter Phooka
Radio Wrangler Twitch
Recycler RockStar
Sentry Scurvy
Skynet Operator Pre moose
Sticker Bag Trisignata
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Stillcam Downloader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner PainBunny
Tool Bag Nosepicker

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Summer
DestinationRide to Heck, Float The Keg.
Light Years8.77
G-Well Activity1.893
Technical Rating4.003