Operation
Operation Summer-ville
Touring the constellations of summerville, stickering as we went. To the newly minted so-called neighborhood of Assembly square, where we enjoyed a new wormhole, observed a new playground, and limbo'ed under the Lego giraffe! Also brutal g-wells. Attempting to procure ice cream molecules and unsavory snacks at Davis, we were met with locked doors and hostile locals. Porter was more receptive to our advances, and food molecules were obtained..

Onward to Alewife, and the other brand-new wormhole back of it, including strange wooden transnebular stretches inhabited by croaking aliens. There XXIII produced a psychedelic alcohol stove with skillet, and made quesadillas and marshmallows for all takers. Metoikos recited at impressive length and with dramatic flourish from Midsummer Night's Dream, and we knighted Snow with Red Squirrel's gigantic flaming pine-scented stick.

Thence to Harvard and Central constellations, where we observed picturesque Earthling behaviors at bar o'clock, and enjoyed pleasant riding. Babymaggots Hambone and Gimlet held up well, and recycled maggots Datamosh and Axolotl continued their path to mastery.

Fleet Admiral Skunk turned in a fine playlist in honor of the solstice, and the indefatigable Wombat kept Summer in continuous motion as mission parameters required. Medals of Chic went to Acehole for his egregious swim trunks, Vomit for her adorable summer-themed ensemble, and Leotard for the one and only exploding planet dress.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 502.022   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Axolotl Trez Bonz 0  
Datam0sh Bieber Fever 0  
dogi Rhinoceros 359.804   Petty Officer 1st Class
DrClaw Shockwave 780.093   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1048.41   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Gimlet D.B. Cooper 0   Recruit
Hambone Mjollnir 0   Recruit
Leotard Trinity 565.153   Ensign
metoikos Civilianship 296.604   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Red Squirrel War 900.77   Lieutenant
Snow Ez Raider 115.562  
Stogie Chubz 739.643   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 497.16   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Tyrian Iridium 277.948  
vomit Famine 520.444   Petty Officer 1st Class
Wombat Summer 463.562   Ensign
XXIII ReFLEX 335.06   Senior Chief Petty Officer
ZyGoat Chastity 376.858   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Red Squirrel
Chalk Bag Gimlet
Cleaner Red Squirrel
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Damage Control AceHole
Deck Officer metoikos
Filmer AceHole
Flat Bag Hambone
Food Wrangler metoikos
Medi Bag Snow
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator DrClaw
RadioBox A AceHole
Radiobox B Leotard
RadioBox C DrClaw
Recycler Red Squirrel
Sticker Bag XXIII
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner vomit
Tool Bag Tyrian
Wookiee Bag Axolotl
Division: MAD
Date: 06/21/2014
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: SUMMMMER
Light Years: 20.1482
G-Well Activity: 3.914
Technical Rating: 2.394