Operation
StopNChop
Four maggots joined tonight's mission. The goal: to get as many high fives as possible. The fleet decided to head across to the BostonSystem. We navigated along the CharlesRiverBikepath to the Commonwealth mall and then over to the Prudential to test out the new LunaKrispeeKremes (Sparky got a little lost in the mall finding it). The Boston System was set up for the BostonMarathon Festivities; we made sure to cross the finish line and check out their facilities (port-o-johns) and bountiful supply of cups. Waltor then led us back through more familiar territory like the loveable steam vent. We held two derbies (Moose and Phooka tied!), and suffered some plasma casing failures and Namless nearly destroyed Slag in an overexuberant bunny hopping manuever. The fleet headed for refueling at Luna Store24 and arrived at the fort in high spirits.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Blipblipbeep Mjollnir 394.53   Petty Officer 2nd Class
ConCarne Dr. Love 546.158   Senior Chief Petty Officer
DeCaf Darkendank 228.388   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Diva SilverKing 793.741   Lieutenant Commander
EvilTwin Ez Raider 952.249   Master Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 1310.72   Captain
Frenchy Spooky Pirate 546.984   Master Chief Petty Officer
ktron Annihilation 606.31   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
moose LokiDucker 766.835   Lieutenant
MotherMayhem Mammy Pleasant 322.959   Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Summer 839.364   Commander
Natas Devastation 389.551   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 652.856   Lieutenant Commander
Onath Slag 1004.61   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Oppo Swamp Thing 350.203   Master Chief Petty Officer
pecan Pride 408.393   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Phooka Delirium 353.222   Master Chief Petty Officer
PreparationH Ooh La La 158.426   Aviator First Class
Rotwang Famine 476.607   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Samurai Circus Peanut 288.361   Senior Chief Petty Officer
SideShowDoh Pale Horse 156.804  
Sparky D.B. Cooper 356.891   Lieutenant
Spryte Curb Burner 292.934   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Threespeed Schadenfreude 317.561   Senior Chief Petty Officer
vomit JanBrady 253.343   Petty Officer 3rd Class
waltor Singularity 739.464   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer ConCarne
Navigator waltor
Tailgunner Sparky
Tool Bag EvilTwin
Division: MAD
Date: 04/17/2004
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: point whore territory
Light Years: 15.59
G-Well Activity: 2.222
Technical Rating: 4.671