Status: Success

Operation

AlphaMissle 08

Lot's of ridin' lots of dancin, lots of snacks, lots of derby. We
launched from Mount Olympus and descended through the clouds and into
the human realm. Around the Davis system we circled. Twice to be
exact! There was a brief pause to replenish liquid fuel reserves, then
off we continued, onto the cheers and jeers of the Harvard
Constellation.

We stopped in the Central system to partake of
Unsavory
Snacks and make our presence felt. Civilians cowered and cowtowed or
walked by without even noticing us. After our show of power, we
ventured to Kendall for the obligatory Dancing-in-the-Streets detail.


Once we'd started to feel the delayed effects of the simplest of
carbohydrates and the most complex of lipids, we snuck off to a secret
location and Derbied on the field of Mars. Nosepicker and Axeman?
transparently disguised the banned ship War in the first round
of Junior Varsity Derby. The Derby Laurels were rested upon maggot
UglySac, Moose, and others (add your name here). There was much
picking up of cones, and putting down of cones and ghostriding Angry
Candy, and Schemey began combat training early by letting the derby
play out "under fire".

When a certain of our
number had turned blue with cold and inactivity, Home we headed, via
the new and improved Landing Pad, a location thought to discourage
curious passersby from disrupting solemn SCUL rituals.


Wrong!

We had
two passenger ships cruise by, one nearly squashing the forward
thruster of PaleHorse. Despite the distraction, BabyMaggots Ugly Sac
and Zombie were appropriately cross examined and proved their worth,
the former by letting himself be jumped by his host, the latter by
showing good form in lurching. Maggot Sniffles was gallantly knighted
by a bespectacled AxeMan, and cheers were howled by all. Alpha Mission
was an unqualified success. HipHip Hooray!!

ps. If any pilot has taken pains to write a more detailed mission
report, or wishes to record any other Magic Moments, PLEASE feel free
to edit, distort, and/or delete this mission report. Experience the
joy of Wiki-ism!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 140.305   Aviator First Class
Asher Bicycle Descending A Staircase 91.0369   Aviator
Axeman Bonnie & Clyde 429.001   Petty Officer First Class
Dishpan Doctor Love 191.061   Aviator First Class
Dozer Rancs Raider 401.305   Petty Officer First Class
Dr HeadCrash Moosey Fate 320.041   Petty Officer Second Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1223.04   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Friend Mjollnir 316.502   Petty Officer Second Class
GRIMLOCKE Gutternaught 222.94   Petty Officer Third Class
Hapto Angry Candy (Passenger) 72.869   Aviator
magneato War 194.553   Aviator First Class
Mars Phobos 300.906   Petty Officer Second Class
moose Loki Ducker 302.459   Petty Officer Second Class
Mosquito Pale Horse 284.32   Petty Officer Third Class
Nameless Vertigo 244.095   Petty Officer Third Class
Nosepicker Quaziscroto 79.4448   Aviator
pecan Popcycle 496.468   Petty Officer First Class
Percentin Chastity 397.545   Petty Officer Second Class
pywaket Skylab 316.171   Petty Officer Second Class
Rotwang Scrotesque 133.141   Aviator First Class
Schemey cacapeepeepoopoo 160.305   Aviator First Class
Sniffles Darkendank 188.869   Aviator First Class
Threespeed Schadenfreude 157.797   Aviator First Class
Trisignata Shprocketz 131.93   Aviator First Class
UglySac Trez Bonz 0   Pilot
vomit Jan Brady 192.848   Aviator First Class
ZombiePhD Ooh La La 0   Pilot
Task Force Pilot
Airlock vomit
Beer Mule UglySac
Beer Wrangler Mosquito
Chalk Bag Schemey
Cleaner pecan
Compressor Wrangler ZombiePhD
Damage Control Dozer
Deck Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Fileczar GRIMLOCKE
Flat Bag Threespeed
Gate Attendant Dozer
Medi Bag Friend
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Dozer
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator pywaket
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler Dr HeadCrash
Recycler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Sentry Axeman
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Stillcam Downloader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner Percentin
Tool Bag magneato

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date04/05/2008
OriginFort Summer
DestinationJust makin' the rounds
Light Years11.23
G-Well Activity2.034
Technical Rating3.567