Operation
Disco Diva Dance Party

This saturnite we flew for Donna, all the other disco, funk, and
groove queens, and the Disco Diva inside all of us! After launch we
immediately began to cruise through the surrounding constellations
via
the main trade routes at an energetic pace, stopping at Luna 7/11 for
a brief shore leave and refueling. Zig-zag maneuvers were performed
around a cognitive augmentation facility outside Kendall
constellation
and then we finally crossed the fringe of the system to hold a dance
party at an undisclosed location.


Under the energetic glow of the disco death star many pilots
danced
as if possessed by the funk, its rays reflecting off of their
polyester spacesuits. Some pilots we so moved by the music that they
spontaneously sprouted divalicious hairdos. The native fauna was
also
moved as some pilots discovered - a nearby deep space avian life form
sang along with our groove machines.


Eventually we could resist the space lanes no longer. We saddled
up and took off for the stars once again. Energized by the disco
death star we flew back through all the major constellations but
utilizing secondary routes, even folding into wormholes at points.
Unfortunately it was discovered in mid-fold that the flagship's
primary thruster was running low on plasma but we managed to
recharge
it before popping out the far end of the wormhole.


To avoid getting the flagship stranded far from port we decided
to
chart course for home, though we took the scenic route and buzzed
pilot Zygoat at her slave station just before we landed. To cheer
up the Admiral, Stogie reenacted the garbage compactor scene from
St4rW4r5 when he navigated his high altitude recon vehicle into a
transport docking station up a ramp that provided less and less
altitude for him to maneuver until he squeezed out, just in the nick
of time!


We netted a hefty number of high fives from our many constellation
crossings and upon return to base we called them out they were
counted. Through the entire debrief though, by the spirit of Donna,
we could not bring ourselves to turn down the music and the admiral
joyously danced about and sang the closing ceremonies.


R.I.P. Donna, you will be missed.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 356.7   Petty Officer 2nd Class
BaneThunderwolf Annihilation 529.644   Commander
Civitron Mjollnir 852.299   Commander
Diva ToxicWaste 318.137   Senior Chief Petty Officer
DrClaw Compliance 775.601  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 565.07   Vice Admiral
hackworth Torpor 1002.82   Admiral
Instigator Pestilence 148.577   Petty Officer 1st Class
Leotard Trinity 631.231   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
moose LokiDucker 486.893   Ensign
Ripper BurningChrome 532.009   Chief Petty Officer
SevenOfNine Swamp Thing 1339.06   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Stogie Wadlow 516.79   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Thalo D.B. Cooper 325.061   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Threespeed Catastrophe 656.53   Commander
Treekiller Greed 790.085   Commodore
vomit Famine 526.656   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Walden Sloth 0  
Wombat Trez Bonz 325.237  
yt SecretAsianSCULly 245.561  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock AceHole
Chalk Bag Walden
ComSat Monkey hackworth
Damage Control Walden
Deck Officer Leotard
Deck Officer Asst. Treekiller
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Threespeed
Food Wrangler SevenOfNine
Medi Bag BaneThunderwolf
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter DrClaw
MRC Officer SevenOfNine
Navigator DrClaw
RadioBox A Leotard
Sticker Bag AceHole
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner vomit
Tool Bag Treekiller
Wookiee Bag Ripper
Division: MAD
Date: 05/19/2012
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Divadom
Light Years: 18.485
G-Well Activity: 1.96
Technical Rating: 2.41