Sixteen pilots, including Cortana's guest Nijoom, set out from the fort on Deadblow's inaugural turn as mission leader with clear objectives: pull a heist on five dumpsters and check out some rats, all soundtracked by a Sinatra and Rat Pack heavy playlist. No rats, but that's cool, because there were some bunnies and some birds and stuff. We thought we saw a rat and everyone got excited, but then we went to investigate and it turned out to be a MILK CRATE LOL. We got some neat things from some dumpsters, including but not limited to a steel gangster cane, a functional subspace communication device, pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa, and a few baggodonuts. It was really hot and muggy so we ran through a bunch of sprinklers, which was SWEET. Cortana had a guest named Najoom and she was cool. Excess burned up pretty early, everyone else pulled through really well. DreadFlint flew Water BACKWARDS in TRAFFIC and for that he was awarded Medal of Strength because Tard said it was synonymous with Medal of Stupid. We laughed, we hugged, we danced. We ate stuff. We heisted things. We only managed to pull useful items out of four of the five dumpsters, and thus FAILED, GLORIOUSLY.