Stardate: 191109
Destination: Love & Appreciation
The amount of warm/fuzzies from 2019 Chariot RacesLife Day was SO OVERWHELMING it almost made up for the lack of kelvins. My fingers have only just thawed enough to document the event! 23 brave pilots, prepared with stellar spacesuits, insulating...

Status: Success
Light Years: 9.04

Iron Cog: 1
Bronze Cog: 1
Stone Cog: 4
Builder: 1
Strength: 2
Stardate: 191116
Destination: Awkward Family Dinners
As Gobblezilla approaches, we - The Starchasers - readied our ships to fly against hunger on an adventure across the New Bedford Starsystem in search of food molecules for families in need this holiday season. The crew rendezvoused with agents...

Status: Success
Light Years: 7.9884


Star File:

Mission: Lazer Mizzzion
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Season Stats:

Missions: 48
Light Years: 801.63
Pilots: 92
Knightings: 6
Recruits: 31
Ships: 90
Iron Cog: 1
Bronze Cog: 1
Stone Cog: 4
Century: 8
Outpost: 8
Builder: 8
Diplomat: 7
Valour: 5
Injury: 8
Patronage: 10
Strength: 11
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 13
Chic: 26
Ingenuity: 2
MRC Medal: 2
Hi-Five: 2798
Cup: 1788
Derby Win: 5

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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