Stardate: 171104
Destination: Trophy showcase
As the daystar set on Somerville System, pilots converged on Fort Tyler, decked out in full dress uniform, their ships laden down with gifts and goodies of all sorts for a short flight to a long party. The Fleet Admiral...

Status: Success
Light Years: 6.5773

Iron Cog: 2
Bronze Cog: 1
Stone Cog: 5
Injury: 1
Stardate: 170909
Destination: Horseneck Nebula
The pilots of MAD received an urgent message that, if they didn't show up, Civitron couldn't REACH THE BEACH! Bravely, four pilots arranged transports to Fort Jonathan, Frinight, with aims of space camping in the adjacent greenspace. One objective...

Status: Success
Light Years: 32.6094

Outpost: 5
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 6

Star File:


Season Stats:

Missions: 46
Light Years: 1105.91
Pilots: 79
Knightings: 11
Recruits: 24
Ships: 100
Iron Cog: 2
Bronze Cog: 1
Stone Cog: 5
Multiverse: 6
Intergalactic: 5
Century: 9
Outpost: 13
Builder: 18
Artifact: 1
Diplomat: 5
Damage: 1
Valour: 8
Injury: 10
Patronage: 3
Strength: 12
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 23
Chic: 20
Ingenuity: 2
MRC Medal: 7
Hi-Five: 3283
Cup: 2106
Derby Win: 6

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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