Stardate: 190420
Destination: Milk and Honey
Chag sameach! So you've decided to host a seder in space. The creature comforts of home (sinks, brisket/vegan brisket alternative, flush toilets -- wait, you're eating matzah, right? congratulations, you don't have to dump solid waste) may not always be...

Status: Success
Light Years: 17.1148

Stardate: 190420
Destination: To infinity and your mom!
Since his return from the Powderhouse Hole, Division Admiral Civitron has been feverishly preparing the recently christened FTL Starfire for her maiden voyage in the NBS. As many pilots have painfully experienced, the Secret Sector eats ships. After several trips...

Status: Failure
Light Years: 10


Star File:

Mission: Asylum Reboot
MegaSeth with face of exploding light (it's his smile)

Season Stats:

Missions: 4
Light Years: 53.63
Pilots: 26
Knightings: 0
Recruits: 2
Ships: 32
Diplomat: 1
Chic: 1
MRC Medal: 2
Hi-Five: 312
Cup: 136

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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