Stardate: 180714
Destination: The friendly skies
Mission Report 07-14 FLIGHT LOG, SCUL AIRLINES FLIGHT 1234 The clouds were heavy and radiation threatened, but departure of SCUL 1234 was only delayed by a half hour as we awaited the Fleet Admiral's arrival. Ten pilots arrived on the runway, and...

Status: Success
Light Years: 14.9

Patronage: 1
C:
Stardate: 180714
Destination: Battleship Cove
We learned so many facts and ate very expensive snacks. And threespeed didnt die. Strength-3spd Valor-xs Facts Learned: eXceSs: In 1890 the US Navy built a ship that used pneumatic cannons to fire shells full of dynamite. They only built one ship like...

Status: Success
Light Years: 33.8239

Valour: 1
Strength: 1
C:

Star File:

Pilot: Shadowcat
Shadowcat attempts to learn Onatop with the help of Dread Flint

Season Stats:

Missions: 22
Light Years: 360.05
Pilots: 57
Knightings: 4
Recruits: 13
Ships: 71
Multiverse: 7
Builder: 6
Diplomat: 2
Valour: 5
Injury: 2
Patronage: 1
Strength: 13
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 11
Chic: 9
MRC Medal: 4
Hi-Five: 1368
Cup: 784
Derby Win: 10

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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