Stardate: 190817
Destination: Avoiding water
Don't get them wet. Keep them out of bright light. And never feed them (or let them keep riding) after midnight. LordMcFuzz did not take all the jobs. In fact he didn't get any jobs because of the Quasit that got...

Status: Success
Light Years: 8.8376

Stardate: 190720
Destination: New Moon Dance Parth
Starchasers Intelligence had intercepted a distress call transmitted from the New Moon spotted in the November Quadrant, along the Acushnet Nebula on the boarder of the Fairhaven and New Bedford Starsystems. Research indicated the arrival of a celestial entity henceforth...

Status: Success
Light Years: 7.96


Star File:

Pilot: Civitron
...and I take picturesof SCUL pilotseven ifI think they are ugly… SPEECH GHOST-WRITER STOGIE

Season Stats:

Missions: 29
Light Years: 409.08
Pilots: 56
Knightings: 2
Recruits: 15
Ships: 64
Builder: 4
Diplomat: 2
Valour: 2
Injury: 5
Patronage: 8
Strength: 4
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 12
Chic: 8
MRC Medal: 2
Hi-Five: 1382
Cup: 1038
Derby Win: 3

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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