SCUL: Sci-Fi Fueled Bicycle Chopper Gang

We are an anti-elite band of specially trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford starsystems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We Make Spaceships Out of Bicycles

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since Earth Year 1996. It's a lot of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than stock-civilian vessels. But it's sooooo much fun!

Our Motto:
Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Take you and make it super-you. It's entirely up to each starpilot do decide what that means.

SCUL's Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of fellow starpilots

What Does S.C.U.L. Stand For?

'SCUL Can't Use Acronyms'

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five or a friendly wave.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, flying these ships can be harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, open hailing frequencies and establish communication. We come in peace!

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

SCUL enjoys hearing from folks.

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Season Stats

Missions  10
Light Years  140.38
Pilots  43
Knightings  1
Recruits  4
Ships  40
Diplomat  2
Injury  1
Patronage  1
Chic  2
Hi-Fives/Waves  313
Cups  302
Derby Win  2

Latest SCUL Prime Mission: Stardate 2022.05.21


Destination  Empty streets and lonely lots

Status Success
Light Years  26.919

The mission objectives involved not stopping for more than 15 earth minutes. Given that on shore leaves we normally take 10 minutes to get on our ships after a 2 minute warning, it seemed a difficult challenge. Added...

Latest Starchaser Mission: Stardate 2022.05.07


Destination  Internet Virality

Status Success
Light Years  8.26
Diplomat  1
Patronage  1

Greetings fellow star pilots, Legehammer brings word of success to an exciting and dangerous mission filled with interstellar dance parties, derbies, hazings, and knighting ceremonies. Begin at Fort Jonathan, a group of good-willing pilots and recruits, both familiar and new,...

Star File: Mission For Tinman

Danimal dominates Nosepicker.