Stardate: 170812
Destination: Persidious Meteor Observation
Eighteen astronomically-inclined pilots, led by fleet admiral Skunk, prepared to race the moon in order to see the Sons of Perseus from the cover of total darkness. At the fort, there were many food molecules to be had; donuts provided by...

Status: Success
Light Years: 20

Sans-a-Spacesuit: 1
Stardate: 170617
Destination: Lunar Teeth
The space libraries were oddly silent this rotation. Perhaps, their lack of commotion was in and of itself a signal - a message from the long dead keepers of those ancient citadels of arcanum. Maybe they were hoping we wouldn't...

Status: Success
Light Years: 9.5445

Diplomat: 1
Damage: 1
Injury: 1
Chic: 1

Star File:

Mission: Lickety Splat
the Light of veteran pilots

Season Stats:

Missions: 27
Light Years: 595.83
Pilots: 64
Knightings: 7
Recruits: 20
Ships: 90
Fleet Admiral: 32
Interuniversal: 6
Century: 4
Outpost: 6
Builder: 17
Diplomat: 4
Damage: 1
Valour: 3
Injury: 3
Patronage: 1
Strength: 3
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 12
Chic: 12
MRC Medal: 6
Hi-Five: 1395
Cup: 1171
Derby Win: 5

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

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