C:
Stardate: 170520
Destination: Deer Island
Do do that doo-doo that you do so well! Launched 17 strong, with fuel dumps to the fore as a mission focus Caught & released pilot Dozerfish, and chalked up Sidekick's outpost Tyrian had 87 chain drops and Sewer had 72. Sewer...

Status: Success
Light Years: 28.089

Injury: 1
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 1
C:
Stardate: 170501
Destination: The Great Barrier Wormhole
There was a great disturbance in the Force... The bugs were gone and their queen had fallen but one of her spider-legged, face-hugging baby makers had surreptitiously found it's way aboard while the fleet lay dormant in a cryogenically induced slumber....

Status: Success
Light Years: 16.0064

Star File:

Mission: Tea and Grackle
cups!

Season Stats:

Missions: 9
Light Years: 140.99
Pilots: 46
Knightings: 3
Recruits: 12
Ships: 60
Fleet Admiral: 2
Builder: 6
Valour: 3
Injury: 1
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 1
Chic: 4
Hi-Five: 557
Cup: 395
Derby Win: 3

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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