C:
Stardate: 180915
Destination: Ear scritches and belly rubs
They say space travel can be like herding cats. Well never was that so true in the history of space travel as was this Saturnights mission. If you've never seen a line up of cats in space suits,...

Status: Success
Light Years: 14.0982

Chic: 2
C:
Stardate: 180915
Destination: Upper William Street Neighborhood Festival

Status: Success
Light Years: 2.6406

Flying Ace: 1

Star File:

Pilot: Pastry Queen
A Wild Pastry Queen Appears

Season Stats:

Missions: 35
Light Years: 642.20
Pilots: 72
Knightings: 4
Recruits: 20
Ships: 83
Interuniversal: 7
Century: 6
Flying Ace: 1
Builder: 9
Diplomat: 3
Valour: 9
Injury: 4
Patronage: 6
Strength: 17
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 14
Chic: 16
MRC Medal: 4
Hi-Five: 1922
Cup: 1596
Derby Win: 17

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

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