Stardate: 181103
Destination: Appreciation
***Skynet is checking for memory problems….this might take several minutes.*** On the first Saturnight in November, SCUL took a victory lap to round out a fantastic 22nd season with hugs, snax, celebrations, and snot rockets. (Hey, it was cold out). Several...

Status: Success
Light Years: 8

Iron Cog: 1
Bronze Cog: 3
Stone Cog: 3
Stardate: 181020
Destination: The Shadow Realm
"Darkness falls across the quadrant, zero hour is close at hand, cosmic gods in search of food invading all y’all’s neighborhood. And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down must stand and face the negi-est g-well and...

Status: Success
Light Years: 11.2789


Star File:

Ship: Bieber Fever
Bane has contracted a virulent strain of Bieber Fever.

Season Stats:

Missions: 48
Light Years: 928.99
Pilots: 86
Knightings: 6
Recruits: 25
Ships: 97
Iron Cog: 1
Bronze Cog: 3
Stone Cog: 3
Interuniversal: 7
Century: 10
Flying Ace: 1
Builder: 10
Diplomat: 3
Valour: 9
Injury: 4
Patronage: 7
Strength: 19
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 14
Chic: 18
Ingenuity: 2
MRC Medal: 5
Hi-Five: 2349
Cup: 1932
Derby Win: 21

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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