C:
Stardate: 190713
Destination: Saturation
Dr. Wiggles took us for a ride, and all we got was soaking wet.

Status: Success
Light Years: 15

Injury: 1
Chic: 1
C:
Stardate: 190617
Destination: Wings Court
The Starchasers had such a great time at the AHA Pride Block Party, we decided to keep the party going! We arrived at the launchpad in time for a group of civilians to see us off. Hi-fives and stickers were...

Status: Success
Light Years: 10.2161

C:

Star File:

Trying to demonstrate the Death Wobble

Season Stats:

Missions: 21
Light Years: 306.19
Pilots: 43
Knightings: 1
Recruits: 6
Ships: 57
Builder: 2
Diplomat: 2
Valour: 1
Injury: 3
Patronage: 4
Strength: 2
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 7
Chic: 3
MRC Medal: 2
Hi-Five: 993
Cup: 796
Derby Win: 3

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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