C:
Stardate: 190914
Destination: Bliss...NOPE
Failure, glorious, absolute failure. Seven pilots assembled with the original goal of pampering ourselves -- do our nails, take it easy, bring some stuffed animals, and maybe take a nap -- all while wearing our PJs. Straight out of the gate,...

Status: Failure
Light Years: 6.2298

C:
Stardate: 190913
Destination: Sometime in the 1980s
As the Day Star descended on the Sector 02740, a temporal anomaly opened a series of rifts in the space-time continuum that would ultimately send us back in time to 1980's Earth! Commissioned by the AHA! High Council, the Starchasers were...

Status: Success
Light Years: 7.7381

Star File:

y.t. with her maggot Flux

Season Stats:

Missions: 35
Light Years: 546.96
Pilots: 59
Knightings: 3
Recruits: 15
Ships: 68
Outpost: 8
Builder: 5
Diplomat: 4
Valour: 3
Injury: 5
Patronage: 8
Strength: 4
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 13
Chic: 10
Ingenuity: 1
MRC Medal: 2
Hi-Five: 1481
Cup: 1165
Derby Win: 3

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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