Stardate: 170422
Destination: Snax
Once upon a time, in the Pastry Kingdom of Camberville, there lived a wise and wonderful Pastry Queen. She ruled her kingdom well, and saw to it that pastries and all kinds of delectable treats were known and loved, eaten...

Status: Success
Light Years: 12.444

Builder: 2
Stardate: 161204
Destination: Do-Gooderness
Though Omegamission/Life Day typically marks the end of the official SCUL flying season, the Starchasers remain committed to keeping our skies safe during this galactic winter. That's why we've initiated Operation New Hope, an ongoing outreach mission to defend and...

Status: Success
Light Years: 6.6932

Star File:

hot lips

Season Stats:

Missions: 4
Light Years: 45.69
Pilots: 34
Knightings: 1
Recruits: 7
Ships: 49
Fleet Admiral: 2
Builder: 6
Valour: 1
Chic: 2
Hi-Five: 440
Cup: 208
Derby Win: 3

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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