C:
Stardate: 180421
Destination: Market of the Night
*crickets* The mission briefing was cloaked in an air of mystery - a top secret rendezvous with an unknown entity in an undisclosed location. How could we resist? Navigator Lord McFuzz only had a vague intuition of where to...

Status: Success
Light Years: 10.512

Chic: 1
MRC Medal: 1
C:
Stardate: 170909
Destination: Horseneck Nebula
The pilots of MAD received an urgent message that, if they didn't show up, Civitron couldn't REACH THE BEACH! Bravely, four pilots arranged transports to Fort Jonathan, Frinight, with aims of space camping in the adjacent greenspace. One objective...

Status: Success
Light Years: 32.6094

Outpost: 5
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 6
NoWay checking out Wingnut

Star File:

Ship: Wingnut
one-legged NoWay checking out Wingnut

Season Stats:

Missions: 3
Light Years: 36.82
Pilots: 33
Knightings: 0
Recruits: 6
Ships: 35
Builder: 2
Patronage: 1
Strength: 4
Chic: 1
MRC Medal: 1
Hi-Five: 605
Cup: 154
Derby Win: 2

Sci-Fi Fueled
Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It’s tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it’s sooooo much fun!

Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots
  • To BUST THE FUNK

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it’s harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

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