SCUL: Sci-Fi Fueled Bicycle Chopper Gang

We make spaceships out of bicycles.

SCUL is an anti-elite band of highly trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford systems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since your Earth Year 1996. It's tons of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than your stock-civilian vessels. But it's sooooo much fun!

Our Motto: Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Take you and make it super-you. It's entirely up to you do decide what that means.

Our Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of our fellow pilots

What Does S.C.U.L. Stand For?

'SCUL Can't Use Acronyms'

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, it's harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, establish communication.

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

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Last SCUL Prime Mission

Stardate: 210911
Destination: Flatlands
Lordmcfuzz planned a 'flat' century along Boston's wormholes. There were still some g-wells. At 0900 hours, eight pilots were lined up outside Fort Tyler and getting ready to fly a zero g-well century. They had water molecules, anti-radiation cream, and even...

Status: Success
Light Years: 100

Century: 8
Strength: 1

Last Starchaser Mission

Stardate: 210717
Destination: Fort Tabor
For centuries, humans have shared stories to explain that which we cannot understand but what if there are things that are outside of our understanding of everything we know or think we know about the known universe? What if there...

Status: Success
Light Years: 13.9482

Chic: 1

Star File:

Iron Cog

Season Stats

Missions: 30
Light Years: 843.98
Pilots: 57
Knightings: 3
Recruits: 10
Ships: 66
Intergalactic: 1
Century: 8
Outpost: 1
Builder: 4
Diplomat: 1
Valor: 4
Injury: 6
Patronage: 3
Strength: 2
Sans-a-Spacesuit: 7
Chic: 16
Hi-Fives/Waves Back: 1224
Cups: 877
Derby Win: 7