SCUL: Sci-Fi Fueled Bicycle Chopper Gang

We are an anti-elite band of specially trained starpilots, building and testing the limits of our experimental and augmented ships on late Saturnight missions, exploring the greater Boston and New Bedford starsystems and beyond. We are a highly organized battalion of funk.

We Make Spaceships Out of Bicycles

We have been engaging in classified and declassified patrol missions since Earth Year 1996. It's a lot of hard work, and danger is everywhere. Our fighter cockpits are hard, and our ships require lots of extra thrust and coordination than stock-civilian vessels. But it's sooooo much fun!

Our Motto:
Be a Superhero Version of Yourself

Take you and make it super-you. It's entirely up to each starpilot do decide what that means.

SCUL's Mission

  • To design, create, maintain, use and abuse organically-powered starships
  • To thoroughly enjoy the perils of space travel
  • To foster and nurture creativity and personal freedom with the camaraderie of fellow starpilots

What Does S.C.U.L. Stand For?

'SCUL Can't Use Acronyms'

Contact Protocol

What to do if you see SCUL in your local reality bubble:

  • If we are in friendly space, prepare for a hi-five or a friendly wave.
  • If we are in hostile space, clear the sky and let us do our job, flying these ships can be harder than it looks.
  • If we land on your planet, open hailing frequencies and establish communication. We come in peace!

Hailing Frequencies Open

Send us a Subspace Xmission.

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Season Stats

Missions  42
Light Years  1257.07
Pilots  67
Knightings  4
Recruits  15
Ships  76
Iron Cog  1
Bronze Cog  2
Stone Cog  2
Intergalactic  1
Century  22
Outpost  9
Flying Ace  1
Builder  5
Diplomat  2
Valor  6
Injury  6
Patronage  8
Strength  13
Sansaspacesuit  8
Chic  18
Hi-5s/Waves  1839
Cups  1247
Derby Win  9

Latest SCUL Prime Mission: Stardate 2021.11.06


Destination  Amphitheater of Life

Status Success
Light Years  7.4
Iron Cog  1
Bronze Cog  2
Stone Cog  2
Chic  1

On a freshly painted swath of asphalt, hanging between two launchpads past, the fleet prepared to launch from the Somerville system one last time before turning the page on this chapter. An undercurrent of excitement, everyone comparing and offering layers,...

Latest Starchaser Mission: Stardate 2021.12.04


Destination  Maximum Festivus

Status Success
Light Years  0

Greetings fellow pilots of SCUL. This report is brought to you by Sir Legehammer XVII. Ships of every blaze adecken with holiday cheer. We were gathered at Fort Jonathan talking and decorating ships and stuff. There was bells and red...

Star File: Pilot Beetle Juice

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