Operation
Scrambled Egg-stravaganza
In space, no one can hear you scream. Except the 20 other pilots in your chopper gang.

Stardate 140726. Tonight we made the long and arduous journey back to the Winthrop System to reinvestigate one of the most peculiar anomolies detected and first explored during the 2013 season: Deer Island, a secret alien installation in the middle of the great nebula home to some of the most immense superstructures SCUL has ever encountered. Pre-launch at the fort was chaotic, as the Asylum was hosting a public science fair that overlapped with MRC. Veteran pilots Scarecrow and Zeus resurfaced to join the fleet after many years away, with Zeus's maggot Mad Hare in tow.

Bane Thunderwolf navigated, leading us on the nearly 30 light year journey through some of the roughest systems known to man. He uncovered a pleasant nebula-side path through the Chelsea System that conveniently managed to bypass the shady King Arthur's Lounge, which we later learned was seized and shuttered by the city not three days later due to corruption and non-payment of back taxes.

Into the East Boston System we traveled along the East Boston Greenway, a fabulous wormhole that took us behind tightly packed townhouses and under many bridges and portals. We emerged in the Airport Blue Line station with no means to continue on the path, at which point we transitioned to what we know best: street riding. We passed a large sparkly piece of public art that elicited many oohs and ahhs from pilots.

As we finally reached Deer Island around 1 a.m. Summer dropped its chain and we stopped to deal with it by the seaside overlooking Logan Spaceport. We then climbed an extremely negi g-well, and at the crest Vomit discovered Famine had a flat. We decided to find a more secure space to fix it, and descended down to the defensive perimeters of the main facilities, where Skunk had a brief encounter with a poo-tender sentry in a transport.

We stopped in a secluded corner of the perimeter path along the great nebula where Vomit repaired Famine's inner plasma casing, and pilots discovered the water was filled with tiny floating bioluminescent entities. Once the repairs were complete, we continued around the island until we reached the southernmost tip, where we formally took our shore leave and pilots ogled the massive space eggs as the chronometer reached into the early hours of the morning.

Around 3 a.m. we departed for the return journey home. Metoikos contracted an acute case of space sickness and burnt up as we were leaving. The extended light years and multiple negi g-wells made travel difficult, especially for all the fresh maggots and those piloting ships with particularly cramped configurations. Mad Hare made valiant efforts to get Summer up the g-wells, but we ultimately ended up needing to play a complicated game of musical ships to give her poor legs a break. Tyrian voluneteered to ride Summer, but he couldn't just trade ships with Mad Hare since he was riding a HARV. Acehole stepped up and took on Iridium, but Temerity was still too big for Mad Hare, so one more swap was made as trooper babymaggot Zenith jumped on Temerity and Mad Hare finally found a new home aboard EZ Raider.

Reentering the Sullivan Constellation, multiple pilots noted the strong scent of wood fire, which we later learned was actually a 9-alarm house fire all the way over in the Cambridgeport System. As we approached the landing pad around 5 a.m. the hazy glow of the daystar was already upon us. We made short order of introducing and hazing our two babymaggots, Cortana and Zenith, as pilots were too exhausted to actually come up with any clever "insults".

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 657.421   Chief Petty Officer
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 854.919   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Cortana Civilianship 0   Recruit
dogi Rhinoceros 502.14   Lieutenant
DrClaw Shockwave 967.143  
excess Strangelove 232.377  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1206.51  
Mad Hare Summer 0   Recruit
metoikos My F.E.N.Y.S. 625.804   Master Chief Petty Officer
Red Squirrel Centvrion 623.569   Captain
Scarecrow Tallpox 432.569   Aviator
Sewer Catastrophe 0  
Stogie Chubz 954.645   Ensign
Threespeed Schadenfreude 429.705  
Tyrian Iridium 274.193  
vomit Famine 424.334   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Wombat Bonnie & Clyde 639.08   Commander
XXIII ReFLEX 701.142   Commander
Zenith Ez Raider 0   Recruit
Zeus Compliance 508.007   Aviator
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Red Squirrel
Chalk Bag vomit
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
ComSat Monkey Stogie
Damage Control DrClaw
Deck Officer metoikos
Deck Officer Asst. DrClaw
Filmer AceHole
Flat Bag AceHole
Medi Bag Zenith
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Wombat
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
RadioBox A DrClaw
Radiobox B AceHole
Sticker Bag BaneThunderwolf
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner XXIII
Tool Bag Threespeed
Division: MAD
Date: 07/26/2014
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Deer Island Eggs
Light Years: 29.1191
G-Well Activity: 3.764
Technical Rating: 2.482