Status: Failure

Operation

Voulez Vous Rendezvous

Mission Objectives

*Get as many Wave/Hi five Points as possible
*Bring Morale and Grenades to the Centurions
*Be Back by 24:00

Mission Summary

Rocket designed a lovely simple mission for which no one signed up. So I contacted his pocket droid and we pivoted. No one was at the fort when we buzzed, so off we went to hunt down pilots in space!

First stop: Fort Gilman
Pilots acquired: Deadblow, Grog
Data for tracking further pilots: in progress

Loop Assembly to wait for more data. A.k.a, how much can PQ fly one handed while pinging other pilots on pocket droids. Do not recommend. 1 star.

In Flight Acquisition
Pilot Acquired: excess

Second stop: Luna Schraffts
Pilots Acquired: Tard, Threespeed
Centurions located, fly direct!

Third Stop: Luna 7-11
Pilots Acquired: LMF, Dead Bride, Punchy, Red Squirrel, Skunk, Gritty, Wombat, Ziqqurat, Cosima
Skunk requests photo documentation of successful intercept.

Intercept party becomes mingled with centurions. Check on pilots' snack levels, rear admirals, morale. Hello, Wormholes. Smooth sailing ahead.

Buzz Luna Encore, confuse food. Enjoy the yellow brick flight paths. Continue on to Northern Strand Wormhole.

Fourth stop: deep space fuel dump
Pilot Attrition: excess

Continuing on only to discover extensive technical handling skills required! BAIL! It's space walkin' time! This is not what we came for. Much trouble avoided.
Consult starmap for alternate route and proceed smoothly on better quality skyway.

SPACE MADNESS! The interceptors knew not how many light years were required and we depart, having succeeded at bringing a morale boost to centurions.

Departing pilots: Rocket, PQ, Deadblow, Grog
We foolhardy few decide to about face and navigate the treacherous crossings of the Strand. Regret. Much space walking. Very turbulent. Crossing through Malden System, an ST reprimands us for being in the road?

No pilots require Fort Tyler, and all desire their beds. Mission leader Rocket counts us off in flight and we part ways with Deadblow and Grog proceeding on one final wormhole, and pq and Rocket taking another, paying homage to the Grackle as we found our way to our forts.

Mission Failure: buzzed three of the above-mentioned squares, did not acquire ice cream molecules
Mission Success: intercepted centurions, brought morale, shared snaxxxx, impressed college food, home by 00:00

Success, Failure... you decide!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Deadblow Crowley 314.25   Chief Petty Officer
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 396.365   Lieutenant Commander
Grog Mary Jane Goodall 0  
Leotard Abracadaver 128.714   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Pastry Queen Princess Fun Police 1518.75   Lieutenant
Rocket 88 565.5   Petty Officer Second Class
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 300.728   Chief Petty Officer
Task Force Pilot
Airlock Pastry Queen
Com-Sat 1 Pastry Queen
Com-Sat 2 Threespeed
Mission Leader Rocket
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
Navigator Pastry Queen
Radiobox 1 Rocket
Still Cam Rocket
Tailgunner Grog
Tool Bag Pastry Queen

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date09/11/2021
OriginFort Tyler
DestinationMorale Support
Light Years23
G-Well Activity0.5
Technical Rating3.25
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