Operation
Shelter From The Storm
With the threat of radiation looming, seventeen pilots, seventeen
ships, and thirty-three thrusters embarked from Fort Joy on the
fourth mission of SCUL's seventeenth season under the guidance of
legendary Nav-tail team DiTor after a brief last minute mechanical
intervention. With the primary objective of avoiding any prolonged
radiation exposure, the battalion entered low orbit through a deep
space wormhole before slingshotting up-system out of Somerville to
ultimately make planetfall under a transport overpass at Alewife. It
was there that Keebler tossed her cookies to everyone's delight. Two
rounds of derby were fought, and the maneuverability of a
single-thruster vessel proved decisive in the first. Wombat was
victorious in the second, which ended in a game of chicken and a
great collision.


Experimental small-scale civilian craft were located nearby and tagged
with SCUL insignia, but no pilots could fit properly into their
cockpits, which appeared to have been built for tiny aliens.
Ultimately the radiation storm never manifested, and the return
voyage led through the North Cambridge system to a welcomed refueling
stop before disembarkation at Fort Joy where two recruits, Ichirinsya
and GooseTransport, underwent evaluation following their first
official mission. After both met with approval from the assembled
pilots, a knighting ceremony for Keebler took place, and the mission
was concluded.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Diva Incineraider 496.466   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
DrClaw Summer 404.329   Commodore
excess Compliance 0  
GooseTransport Ooh La La 0   Recruit
hackworth Yer Mom 946.3   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Ichirinsya Wakizashi 0   Recruit
Joyride Katana 184.768   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Keebler Curb Burner 405.8   Petty Officer 1st Class
metoikos Mjollnir 737.901   Captain
SevenOfNine Darkendank 0  
Spark Chastity 0  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 718.6   Commodore
Treekiller One Night Stand 504.738   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
vomit Famine 288.803   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
waltor Singularity 288.349   Master Chief Petty Officer
Wombat Delirium 256.865   Lieutenant Commander
yt Circus Peanut 462.545  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock hackworth
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Damage Control Spark
Deck Officer metoikos
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Joyride
Food Wrangler hackworth
Medi Bag GooseTransport
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Diva
Mission Reporter Ichirinsya
MRC Officer SadieBlake
Navigator waltor
RadioBox A hackworth
Recycler yt
Skynet Operator (post-mission) metoikos
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) metoikos
Sticker Bag hackworth
Still Cam excess
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag Treekiller
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Division: MAD
Date: 04/23/2011
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Joy
Destination: splashy derby!
Light Years: 10.25
G-Well Activity: 1.2
Technical Rating: 2.56