Operation
Blue Angels in a Ho-down
Objective 001: to attend a mission with a conceived flight formation
you invented on a piece of paper photocopied 10 times.



OUTCOME: SUCCESS

By at least two travellers, one of whom was an ANGSTFUL VAMPIRE MAGGOT
proposing a VAMPIRE THROAT-OPENING DAGGER FORMATION. The rest of you,
alas, probably deserve to read your mission objectives on facebook.




Objective 002: to travel to a large derby arena, and practice each
flight formation. Successful formations will receive points as The Old
Man sees fitting. Beatings will continue until morale
improves.



OUTCOME: SUCCESS

The Labyrinth in the dark empty void and the Left-Legged Cha-Cha upon
the narrow links of spaceways. Every single pilot flew with shining
bravery and solid competence. We take back what we said about
facebook.





Objective 003: to make paper airplanes -- and fly them:
radiation-levels permitting.



OUTCOME:: SUCCESS

Not so much raw material as we might have had if Mission Objective 001
had been equally met by every pilot, but hey, they flew! The little
missive-missiles, they go whee! Everybody wins!




Objective 004: to have no pilot get cold.
Bring hot cocoa if
you like.



OUTCOME:: SUCCESS

Sub-objective A pwnz0red to a dangerous degree ("Can't a pilot get a
moment to take off her underwear in peace?"). Sub-objective B
pwnz0red with a greatness of blue flames, marshmallows, and bonus
Bananas Foster.




If all four objectives are met, special distinctions will be granted
on your record. Juss sayin\'...



HIP HIP HURRAY!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 328.88   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bendy Lust 387.165   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Brick Ez Raider 0   Recruit
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 763.017   Master Chief Petty Officer
Burch Pestilence 0   Recruit
DeCaf Freakazoid 378.88   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1074.64   Commander
hackworth Synesthesia 973.617   Captain
Joyride Stilleto 357.384   Petty Officer 1st Class
Kpafun Devastation 245.906   Chief Petty Officer
Nosepicker Darkendank 243.946   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Plasmonster Annihilation 617.894   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pywaket Skylab 931.058   Commander
SadieBlake War 0   Recruit
Threespeed Summer 510.91   Ensign
Treekiller Mjollnir 0  
yt SecretAsianSCULly 1234.05   Commander
ZombiePhD Yellow Submarine 492.803   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock DeCaf
Chalk Bag Kpafun
ComSat Monkey Plasmonster
Damage Control hackworth
Deck Officer yt
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Treekiller
Food Wrangler yt
Medi Bag Brick
Minister of Zoobs pywaket
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter ZombiePhD
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator yt
Print Jockey peacefrog
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Sentry Treekiller
Skynet Operator (post-mission) yt
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) peacefrog
Sticker Bag Axeman
Still Cam Burch
Tailgunner Joyride
Tool Bag Buckminister
Wookiee Bag Threespeed
Division: MAD
Date: 04/10/2010
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: The Wild Blue Yondah.
Light Years: 14.412
G-Well Activity: 2.27
Technical Rating: 4.682