Blue Angels in a Ho-down
Objective 001: to attend a mission with a conceived flight formation
you invented on a piece of paper photocopied 10 times.
By at least two travellers, one of whom was an ANGSTFUL VAMPIRE MAGGOT
proposing a VAMPIRE THROAT-OPENING DAGGER FORMATION. The rest of you,
alas, probably deserve to read your mission objectives on facebook.
Objective 002: to travel to a large derby arena, and practice each
flight formation. Successful formations will receive points as The Old
Man sees fitting. Beatings will continue until morale
The Labyrinth in the dark empty void and the Left-Legged Cha-Cha upon
the narrow links of spaceways. Every single pilot flew with shining
bravery and solid competence. We take back what we said about
Objective 003: to make paper airplanes -- and fly them:
Not so much raw material as we might have had if Mission Objective 001
had been equally met by every pilot, but hey, they flew! The little
missive-missiles, they go whee! Everybody wins!
Objective 004: to have no pilot get cold.
Bring hot cocoa if
Sub-objective A pwnz0red to a dangerous degree ("Can't a pilot get a
moment to take off her underwear in peace?"). Sub-objective B
pwnz0red with a greatness of blue flames, marshmallows, and bonus
If all four objectives are met, special distinctions will be granted
on your record. Juss sayin\'...
HIP HIP HURRAY!