Status: Success

Operation

Blue Angels in a Ho-down

Objective 001: to attend a mission with a conceived flight formation
you invented on a piece of paper photocopied 10 times.



OUTCOME: SUCCESS

By at least two travellers, one of whom was an ANGSTFUL VAMPIRE MAGGOT
proposing a VAMPIRE THROAT-OPENING DAGGER FORMATION. The rest of you,
alas, probably deserve to read your mission objectives on facebook.




Objective 002: to travel to a large derby arena, and practice each
flight formation. Successful formations will receive points as The Old
Man sees fitting. Beatings will continue until morale
improves.



OUTCOME: SUCCESS

The Labyrinth in the dark empty void and the Left-Legged Cha-Cha upon
the narrow links of spaceways. Every single pilot flew with shining
bravery and solid competence. We take back what we said about
facebook.





Objective 003: to make paper airplanes -- and fly them:
radiation-levels permitting.



OUTCOME:: SUCCESS

Not so much raw material as we might have had if Mission Objective 001
had been equally met by every pilot, but hey, they flew! The little
missive-missiles, they go whee! Everybody wins!




Objective 004: to have no pilot get cold.
Bring hot cocoa if
you like.



OUTCOME:: SUCCESS

Sub-objective A pwnz0red to a dangerous degree ("Can't a pilot get a
moment to take off her underwear in peace?"). Sub-objective B
pwnz0red with a greatness of blue flames, marshmallows, and bonus
Bananas Foster.




If all four objectives are met, special distinctions will be granted
on your record. Juss sayin\'...



HIP HIP HURRAY!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 328.88   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Axeman Swayze Express 328.88   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bendy Lust 387.165   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bendy Lust 387.165   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Brick Ez Raider 0   Pilot
Brick Ez Raider 0   Pilot
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 763.017   Master Chief Petty Officer
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 763.017   Master Chief Petty Officer
Burch Pestilence 0   Pilot
Burch Pestilence 0   Pilot
DeCaf Freakazoid 378.88   Petty Officer Second Class
DeCaf Freakazoid 378.88   Petty Officer Second Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1074.64   Commander
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1074.64   Commander
hackworth Synesthesia 973.617   Captain
hackworth Synesthesia 973.617   Captain
Joyride Stilleto 357.384   Petty Officer First Class
Joyride Stilleto 357.384   Petty Officer First Class
Kpafun Devastation 245.906   Chief Petty Officer
Kpafun Devastation 245.906   Chief Petty Officer
Nosepicker Darkendank 243.946   Petty Officer Third Class
Nosepicker Darkendank 243.946   Petty Officer Third Class
Plasmonster Annihilation 617.894   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Plasmonster Annihilation 617.894   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pywaket Skylab 931.058   Commander
pywaket Skylab 931.058   Commander
Sadie Blake War 0   Pilot
Sadie Blake War 0   Pilot
Threespeed Summer 510.91   Ensign
Threespeed Summer 510.91   Ensign
Treekiller Mjollnir 0  
yt Secret Asian SCULly 1234.05   Commander
yt Secret Asian SCULly 1234.05   Commander
ZombiePhD Yellow Submarine 492.803   Senior Chief Petty Officer
ZombiePhD Yellow Submarine 492.803   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Task Force Pilot
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Deck Officer yt
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator yt
Tailgunner Joyride
Com-Sat 1 Plasmonster
Tool Bag Buckminister
Flat Bag Treekiller
Medi Bag Brick
Wookiee Bag Threespeed
Sticker Bag Axeman
Chalk Bag Kpafun
Still Cam Burch
Airlock DeCaf
Radiobox 1 Fleet Admiral Skunk
Damage Control hackworth
Minister of Zoobs pywaket
Mission Debriefer yt
Mission Reporter ZombiePhD
Filmer hackworth
Food Wrangler yt
Print Jockey peacefrog
Sentry Treekiller
Skynet Operator Pre peacefrog
Stillcam Downloader Bendy

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2010.04.10
OriginFort Bartlett
DestinationThe Wild Blue Yondah.
Light Years14.412
G-Well Activity2.27
Technical Rating4.682