Operation
Wandering Cricket
*crickets*

The mission briefing was cloaked in an air of mystery - a top secret rendezvous with an unknown entity in an undisclosed location. How could we resist? Navigator Lord McFuzz only had a vague intuition of where to point us (aside from in the direction of more points, obviously), so Fleet Admiral Skunk struck a deal with Dogi to be our boogeyman/spirit guide as a form of repentance for showing up at Wombat o’clock. On a civi, no less, our “guide” instead noodled around back towards the tail and provided very little in the way of direction. Happily, this is a well-charted star system, so Lord Mcfuzz was able to run us through the Nostrils and slap-bang into the marketplace with no difficulty.

Once there, we reveled in the phantasmagoric wonderland, which boasted the exotic (piano-pinball, human petting zoo) with the more pedestrian (ice cream shop, comedy club). Radmax disappeared into the seizuredome for an extended period, and we nearly lost a maggot or two in the depths of the dance truck. Pilots roamed around interacting with friends and a few off-duty pilots. Once we had thoroughly released our night market yayas, the fleet reassembled and stopped for a fuel dump before taking a victory lap through the crowds, collecting high-fives on our way towards further glory.

We nipped along to the Charlestown system, stopping for snacks along the way, before heading over the hyperspace byway into the Boston system. On the way both TNT and McFuzz ejected their respective protocol d'roids into space right in front of Dr.Claw.
He did not crush them, and was awarded double cup points for his discretion. Here, we dazzled the bar food and discovered some strangely configured wormholes that seemed as if they had gotten lost on on the way to a better-designed destination. We didn’t pass up the opportunity to orbit a familiar black hole on the other side of the asteroid belt, where we pulled off a fairly solid redcoat formation. After that, back to base, where Stogie was awarded a medal of chic for his plaid-on-plaid-on-plaid, and new babymaggots TNT and Molasses were subjected to some gentle hazing after turning in fine performances on their first spaceflight.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Boost Anger 0  
couscous Glittergasm 356.758  
Dead Bride Chastity 486.245   Aviator First Class
DrClaw Shockwave 439.712   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Epsilon Mjollnir 0  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 595.92   Petty Officer 1st Class
Johnny Five Compliance 342.655   Aviator First Class
Lordmcfuzz Eat My Shorts! 1391.44   Master Chief Petty Officer
Molasses D.B. Cooper 0   Recruit
RadMax Funkenfurter 209.612   Recruit
Red Squirrel Curb Burner 255.999   Aviator
Rocket 88 650.237   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Stogie Chubz 446.215   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 303.472   Aviator First Class
TUFF N TINY Dr. Love 0   Recruit
Wombat ATM Machine 322.234   Aviator First Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Johnny Five
Chalk Bag TUFF N TINY
Cleaner Epsilon
Compressor Wrangler Red Squirrel
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Stogie
Damage Control Molasses
Deck Officer Lordmcfuzz
Flat Bag Boost
Food Wrangler Rocket
Medi Bag couscous
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner RadMax
Mission Reporter Dead Bride
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radiobox B DrClaw
RadioBox C Lordmcfuzz
Radiobox D couscous
Radiobox E Rocket
Recycler Red Squirrel
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer Lordmcfuzz
Sticker Bag Rocket
Still Cam Rocket
Tailgunner Dead Bride
Tool Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Wookiee Bag RadMax
Division: MAD
Date: 04/21/2018
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Market of the Night
Light Years: 10.512
G-Well Activity: 1.2145
Technical Rating: 2.3082