USB
Catastrophe
Of course, Catastrophe would be of much lesser importance without the
mighty RadioBox! This armor-plated device sports a rather formidable
sonic disruptor array consisting of a car horn and Alpine Stereo, and
a laser array consisting of two 5 watt, two 10 watt, and two 40 watt
lasers. It's all backed up with a twin 7 amp-hour 12 volt power
coupling system rivaling most motorcycles. This causes Catastrophe
to tilt the scales at a whopping 100 Earth pounds!
USB Catastrophe is the hands-down favorite ship of Skunk. In the
first year of service Skunk put a whopping 1400 light years on it. Of
course, most of these missions were routine shuttling missions, and
therefore unofficial.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Active
Ship Class: Battleship
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: Western Flyer circa 1938
Origin: Crusty
Chief Engineer: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Builder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Welder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Commission Date: 000214
Location: Fort Tyler
Speeds: 7
Navigational Retro: Drum
Primary Retro: Coaster
Missions: 261
Light Years: 5033.4244

Missions

Date Mission Pilot
161105   Life Day 2016 Civitron
161015   Disco Funkatron Tartheis
160723   Castles In The Sand Beetle Juice
160709   Red Light Hustle Dead Bride
160618   Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Beetle Juice
160611   Over, Under, Around, and Through Lordmcfuzz
160604   Twentieth Anniversary Fox Beetle Juice
160521   Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Beetle Juice
160514   Do The Worm Beetle Juice
160507   Yer Mom Is So Chopped Snow
160430   Divine Comedy Beetle Juice
160423   White Hole Beetle Juice
151017   Warm Fuzzies Wombat
151003   Skunk Day '15 Threespeed
141108   Overtime: Omegamission '14 Sewer
141101   Halloweeeels '14 Sewer
141025   Winter? SCULimpics '14 Sewer
141018   Steam Release Sewer
141012   Chonk! Sewer
141011   This Mission Brought To You By The Letter 'D' Sewer
141004   Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Sewer
140802   Leave It To Chance Epoxy
140726   Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Sewer
140719   Ghost Ship Sewer
140510   Rhubarb Memorial Wombat
140426   Smooth Sailing Zappa
131102   Omegamission 2013 Baggadonuts
131026   Bike-O-Ween Threespeed
131019   Pen-Penultimate Mission Count Zero
130914   Funky Mummy Stogie
130907   Back 2 SCUL DrClaw
130831   Sea Fortress Recon DrClaw
130810   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces DrClaw
130727   SCULimpics 2013 DrClaw
130713   Stifie's Chooper Gang DrClaw
130706   O Bridge, Where Art Thou? Epoxy
130622   Super Mooning: The Revenge DrClaw
130608   Sea or Sugar DrClaw
130525   Double Trouble Instigator
130518   Raise A Flag DrClaw
130504   Mayday Art Overload DrClaw
130413   Pajama Party DrClaw
130406   Alpacamission '13 Bloodbath
121103   Novemberiffic Omegamission DrClaw
120922   Where Is Wombat? DrClaw
120908   Spokesfest Civilian Escort DrClaw
120721   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? SelfDestruct
120609   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Wombat
120602   Wake The Dead On Planet Jupiter DrClaw
120526   I Don't Want To Grow Up SelfDestruct
120519   Disco Diva Dance Party Threespeed
120512   Word To Your Mother! BaneThunderwolf
120428   Voyage to Arkham DrClaw
110514   Cold Fusion Reactor DrClaw
110507   Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Civitron
110430   Let Them Eat Cake DrClaw
110409   Repo Men DrClaw
101023   Shiny Metals Trogdor
101016   Mega Ride DrClaw
101010   HONK! Parade 2010 Wombat
101009   Skunk Day Dozer
101002   War of 100 Light Years snarly
091010   Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Q
090711   Curse of the Crone ld50
090620   Wounded Bird Dozer
090523   Beach 'n' Heat Buckminister
090425   Space, the Final Funtier Dozer
081101   Hallowheels 2008 UglySac
080719   So Hot My Mission Name Melted pywaket
080705   Waltor Day Carnival Nosepicker
080621   Submersive Choppah Underwater League pywaket
080607   SCUL Day 2008 DrHeadCrash
080524   Space Truckin' pywaket
080517   Bicycle Boogie DrHeadCrash
080426   Merit Badge pywaket
080419   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day pywaket
071013   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! pywaket
070811   Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] pywaket
070623   Fresh (Pond) Air pywaket
070615   Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Monk
070602   SCUL Day 2007 pywaket
070526   Rotwang Day pywaket
070519   Why Does It Always Radiate On My Parade? Nosepicker
070512   Bring Your Own Fun Fleet Admiral Skunk
070407   ALPHA 007 AceHole
061021   Whistle While You Twerk Nosepicker
060624   JuneOhWeen Threespeed
060617   Vomit Day2006 Nosepicker
060603   SCUL Day 2006 AceHole
060527   KeepOnTruckin(RotwangDay) Threespeed
060520   Crack DayOfAwesome Nameless
060506   Alphamission2006 Rotwang
051030   Hallowheels05 Onath
051022   Penultimate Radiation Conundrum™ Mission Nameless
051015   Radiation Scattering Fleet Admiral Skunk
051001   OctoberTest Onath
050924   IslaCastilia Fleet Admiral Skunk
050917   RainRainGoAway Onath
050910   MooseDayCelebrated Fleet Admiral Skunk
050903   Somethinorother Onath
050826   Operation Super Posi Fleet Admiral Skunk
050820   EggToss Fleet Admiral Skunk
050813   No NoWay Day Fleet Admiral Skunk
050806   MarshYourMellow Fleet Admiral Skunk
050723   MegasethDay Fleet Admiral Skunk
050716   Post SCULimpics Fleet Admiral Skunk
050625   LowKey Fleet Admiral Skunk
050618   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Fleet Admiral Skunk
050611   HotandMoist Fleet Admiral Skunk
050604   SCUL Day 2005 Fleet Admiral Skunk
050528   FullMetalJackets (R0twang Day) Fleet Admiral Skunk
050521   NoPlan Fleet Admiral Skunk
050514   Stoodio53 Fleet Admiral Skunk
050423   Radiation Overload Onath
050416   MegaSethaliscous Fleet Admiral Skunk
050409   BeetaMissssion Fleet Admiral Skunk
050402   Aplamission2005 Fleet Admiral Skunk
041030   Hallowheels2004 (OmegaMission) Fleet Admiral Skunk
041023   Recurse The 'Verse Fleet Admiral Skunk
041016   JumpStart Fleet Admiral Skunk
041009   SkunkDay2004 Fleet Admiral Skunk
040925   Axis of Elvis Fleet Admiral Skunk
040918   BrokenPickle Nameless
040911   CollegeRock Fleet Admiral Skunk
040905   SouthernExposure(Century04) Fleet Admiral Skunk
040828   PicnicBasket(MooseDay) Fleet Admiral Skunk
040821   Wet and Wild Nameless
040807   Booty Camp Fleet Admiral Skunk
040731   Tour De Nosepicker Fleet Admiral Skunk
040724   Naked Keg Party Nameless
040718   I Can't Believe It's Not Hu-man Fleet Admiral Skunk
040717   SCULimpics 2004 Fleet Admiral Skunk
040710   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Fleet Admiral Skunk
040630   Voulez Vous Woohoo Fleet Admiral Skunk
040626   FireFlies Fleet Admiral Skunk
040620   LoveTrain Fleet Admiral Skunk
040612   Studio53 Fleet Admiral Skunk
040605   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Fleet Admiral Skunk
040522   HowdyPartner(RotwangDay) Rotwang
040515   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Fleet Admiral Skunk
040508   Derby Durby Derbie Fleet Admiral Skunk
040501   ShortAndSweet Fleet Admiral Skunk
040424   OppoOppo Fleet Admiral Skunk
040417   StopNChop Fleet Admiral Skunk
040410   BetaRide Fleet Admiral Skunk
040403   AlphaMission04 Fleet Admiral Skunk
031101   Hallowheels2003 Fleet Admiral Skunk
031025   As Seen On TV Fleet Admiral Skunk
031018   TourDeVille Fleet Admiral Skunk
031011   PumpUpTheVolume Fleet Admiral Skunk
031004   SkunkDay2003 Fleet Admiral Skunk
030927   SCULimpics 2003 Fleet Admiral Skunk
030920   ArborMayhem Fleet Admiral Skunk
030913   PortFoint Fleet Admiral Skunk
030906   BreakingHeadlines Fleet Admiral Skunk
030830   Century2003 Fleet Admiral Skunk
030823   Don't Tell Mom Nameless
030816   NoWay Day A-OK Fleet Admiral Skunk
030809   LargeMelon Fleet Admiral Skunk
030806   Dash to the Cape, Dashed to the Rocks Fleet Admiral Skunk
030802   StormTheCastle Fleet Admiral Skunk
030726   TwoMilesPerHour Fleet Admiral Skunk
030718   GoingCoastal Fleet Admiral Skunk
030712   HappyFunTimesBikeClub Fleet Admiral Skunk
030705   Waltor Day 2003 Fleet Admiral Skunk
030628   TakeThePlunge Fleet Admiral Skunk
030621   VomitDay2003 Fleet Admiral Skunk
030614   DoubleDistressCall Fleet Admiral Skunk
030607   ExpectToSeeDawn Fleet Admiral Skunk
030531   DoubleClutchin'DieselDrenchin' Fleet Admiral Skunk
030524   TheBestLittleWarehouseInFenway Fleet Admiral Skunk
030517   Crack Day 2003 Fleet Admiral Skunk
030510   GetOuttaTown Fleet Admiral Skunk
030503   BackInTheSaddle Fleet Admiral Skunk
030419   MegaSeth Day Fleet Admiral Skunk
030412   SloMo BetaMission Fleet Admiral Skunk
030405   AlphaMission Fleet Admiral Skunk
021102   Hallowheels Fleet Admiral Skunk
021026   LastDance Fleet Admiral Skunk
021012   Radiation Control Fleet Admiral Skunk
021005   Skunk Day Observed Fleet Admiral Skunk
020928   SCULimpics 2002 Fleet Admiral Skunk
020921   MassiveEntropyDenial Fleet Admiral Skunk
020914   StickemUp Fleet Admiral Skunk
020907   HanginTough Fleet Admiral Skunk
020831   CenturyMeetsU-hell Fleet Admiral Skunk
020817   NoWay Day 2002 Fleet Admiral Skunk
020810   CastleIsland Fleet Admiral Skunk
020804   Intergalaxative Rode Onland Return Fleet Admiral Skunk
020802   Intergalaxative Rode Onland Fleet Admiral Skunk
020727   ThreeHourTour Fleet Admiral Skunk
020720   WharfRat Fleet Admiral Skunk
020713   TheQuickenin' Fleet Admiral Skunk
020706   Submersion Fleet Admiral Skunk
020629   FieldTrip Fleet Admiral Skunk
020622   SuperLameOBailout Fleet Admiral Skunk
020615   Vomit Day Fleet Admiral Skunk
020608   ShouldaBeenThere Fleet Admiral Skunk
020601   SCUL Day 2002 Fleet Admiral Skunk
020525   NoMoNegiJiggiMojo Fleet Admiral Skunk
020518   Crack Day Fleet Admiral Skunk
020511   ShakesRattle&Roll Fleet Admiral Skunk
020504   RoughService Fleet Admiral Skunk
020427   Derby World Fleet Admiral Skunk
020420   Fresh Pond Chat Fleet Admiral Skunk
020413   5000MileMark Fleet Admiral Skunk
020406   AlphaMission2002 Fleet Admiral Skunk
011006   ElCienLoco Fleet Admiral Skunk
010929   Storytime Fleet Admiral Skunk
010825   CatostrophicFailure Fleet Admiral Skunk
010818   SCULimpics 2001 Games Fleet Admiral Skunk
010811   FilmNoir Fleet Admiral Skunk
010804   PancreaticCramitore Fleet Admiral Skunk
010728   JamaicaPain Fleet Admiral Skunk
010721   FlamingGlobe Fleet Admiral Skunk
010714   NarrowPassage Fleet Admiral Skunk
010707   WalTor Day Fleet Admiral Skunk
010701   Super Heavy Radiation Fleet Admiral Skunk
010624   SquareRide Fleet Admiral Skunk
010609   MoonOverAborertum Fleet Admiral Skunk
010602   Mmmm....Ice Cream... Fleet Admiral Skunk
010526   The Naughty MIT Policeman Taught Us A New Word Fleet Admiral Skunk
010512   Shake Yer Booty Fleet Admiral Skunk
010505   SuicideMission Fleet Admiral Skunk
010428   GetLost Fleet Admiral Skunk
010421   BeepBeepBeepWhooo! Fleet Admiral Skunk
010414   ConstantGroovin' Fleet Admiral Skunk
010407   FirstOfficialMission Fleet Admiral Skunk
001029   Hallonwheels2000 Fleet Admiral Skunk
001021   AwardsCeremony Fleet Admiral Skunk
001016   Car Free Day Fleet Admiral Skunk
001014   MoonOverArboretum Fleet Admiral Skunk
001009   SCULympicsNightGames2000 Fleet Admiral Skunk
001007   SCULympics Day Games 2000 Fleet Admiral Skunk
001002   WarpFactorWhat?! Fleet Admiral Skunk
001001   Close-UpAndPersonal Fleet Admiral Skunk
000924   Where The Wind Blows Fleet Admiral Skunk
000909   Cutthroat Fleet Admiral Skunk
000909   HeavySpacewalkingPopulations Fleet Admiral Skunk
000906   LoganExpress Fleet Admiral Skunk
000903   HeavySpacewalkingPopulations Fleet Admiral Skunk
000902   ConstellationHop Fleet Admiral Skunk
000819   TwoHundredScaleMilesPerHour Fleet Admiral Skunk
000813   GoodBuyMoney NoWay
000812   ItWasWorkingWhenWeLeft Fleet Admiral Skunk
000806   MindyMilky Fleet Admiral Skunk
000722   SeigeThis Fleet Admiral Skunk
000720   ArtBeating Fleet Admiral Skunk
000715   Slummerville Fleet Admiral Skunk
000704   TightyWhitey Fleet Admiral Skunk
000630   Pain 7 TwistedMike
000624   Pain Fleet Admiral Skunk
000610   DBD BBQ Fleet Admiral Skunk
000604   Siege The Castle Fleet Admiral Skunk
000520   19 Pilots Fleet Admiral Skunk
000506   Nowhere Fast Fleet Admiral Skunk
000506   WakeUpTheDead Fleet Admiral Skunk
000424   Diplosplat Fleet Admiral Skunk
000423   Wet and Dense Fleet Admiral Skunk
000416   FudleyDudley Fleet Admiral Skunk
000401   AprilFools Fleet Admiral Skunk
Class: Battleship 
Configuration: Fighter 
Thrust Rating: 2.119 
Handling Rating: 2.001 
Difficulty Rating: 8.975