Operation
Poefection
Roll out the cask of amontadillo and we'll have a barrel of fun!

What is this mad masquerade? A panoply of masked grotesques yelping and stumbling in dim, flickering light, a crash of dropped homebrew...we preflighted as best we could, and escaped as best we could, choppers in our trembling hands. We launched 18 strong, our machines hissing and quivering into the windy, moonless night.

First a merry circuit through Satan's Nostrils in the inner belt neighborhood, and stops for unsavory snacks and fuel dumps.

Sewer went down on the Mass Ave bridge and almost killed everyone but we survived.

Then on to the Frog Pond, there to spit upon the hated FrogPondians! We bypassed the statue of EAP, but did enjoy amphibious HARV flights led by the grace and beauty of Wombat.

Dr Claw inexplicably went to the pear first, then intercepted the mission at Castle Island. Only he braved the icy winds of the causeways, while we cowered in the lee of the fort, in the ironically named Pleasure Bay.

At the Castle, a skunk fled from us in terror and we thought, in all intended kindness, of our ever-odiferous Fleet Admiral.

We read from the works of Poe including The Cask of Amontillado, The Raven (chorally and uproariously), and The Telltale Heart. Punchy read creepy French poetry about the Cruel Eucharist, and made us delicious hot toddy, and Tard incurred push-up debt.

On the way home we fought a stringent solar wind. Modulo a few short stops for MP3PO swap and minor mechanicals, we arrived without further incident.

Maggots fstop and MacGyver were knighted FINALLY
Babymaggots Punchy and Binx turned in fine flights, maggots RadMax and Squeezebox continued their maggoting in good order.

NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSIT <- DON"T MESS WITH NEMO
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Cloudbuster 580.034  
Binx One Night Stand 0   Recruit
danimal Megas-TuTu 372.348   Aviator
Dead Bride Dr. Moreau 533.056  
DrClaw Shockwave 570.524  
DreadFlint Barf Bag 203.645  
fstop El Guapo 385.152   Aviator
Leotard Trinity 1044.8   Vice Admiral
Lordmcfuzz Pestilence 559.919  
MacGyver Barf Bag (Bombardier) 200.603  
Punchy D.B. Cooper 0   Recruit
RadMax Curb Burner 0  
Sewer Spitfire 350.674   Captain
Snow Deep Blue Dream 167.925   Lieutenant Commander
Squeeze Box 88 0  
Taco Compliance 722.128   Lieutenant Commander
Threespeed Schadenfreude 782.245  
Tyrian Bieber Fever 353.153   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Wombat ATM Machine 500.583  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Chalk Bag RadMax
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
ComSat Monkey Taco
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Threespeed
Damage Control Dead Bride
Deck Officer Dead Bride
Deck Officer Asst. Leotard
Flat Bag danimal
Medi Bag Taco
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Leader Threespeed
Mission Pinner Punchy
Mission Reporter Leotard
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
RadioBox A BaneThunderwolf
Radiobox B Leotard
RadioBox C DrClaw
Sticker Bag RadMax
Still Cam fstop
Tailgunner Leotard
Tool Bag Sewer
Wookiee Bag Snow
Division: MAD
Date: 10/22/2016
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Catacombs of Palazzo Montresor
Light Years: 25.4522
G-Well Activity: 1.2128
Technical Rating: 3.0176