Status: Failure


Made of Sugar

Mission Objectives

  • Wear or bring some element of rain gear (poncho, umbrella, jacket, shoe covers etc)
  • Procure and consume sugary SNAX
  • Make it to the top of candy mountain
  • All pilots must stay dry

Mission Summary

The mission was to stay dry while climbing Candy Mountain. The lure of radiation immersion therapy was too much to resist, and half the battalion willfully disobeyed orders and crossed the saturation horizon of the nebula, mere hours before Henri's landfall. It was worth it.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Cosima Mad Rabbit 0  
Dead Bride Albatross 876.64   Petty Officer First Class
Deadblow Crowley 264.284  
Gritty Curb Burner 550.731   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Grog Pale Horse 0  
Lordmcfuzz Super Hardon Collider 1597.16  
Punchy Compliance 338.574  
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 605.026   Petty Officer First Class
Wombat Mary Jane Goodall 498.366  
Task Force Pilot
Airlock Gritty
Chalk Bag Punchy
Cleaner Dead Bride
Com-Sat 1 Wombat
Com-Sat 2 Threespeed
Damage Control Grog
Deck Officer Punchy
Flat Bag Threespeed
Gate Attendant Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Deadblow
Minister of Zoobs Cosima
Mission Debriefer Wombat
Mission Leader Dead Bride
Mission Pinner Dead Bride
Mission Reporter Punchy
Navigator Lordmcfuzz
Radiobox 1 Dead Bride
Recycler Dead Bride
Stellar Cartographer Grog
Sticker Bag Grog
Still Cam Gritty
Tailgunner Deadblow
Tool Bag Gritty
Wookiee Bag Cosima

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Tyler
DestinationRadiation Avoidance
Light Years20
G-Well Activity1.5482
Technical Rating0.7364