Operation
BreakingHeadlines
Fivemaggots showed for tonight's mission. We were in the spotlight as one pilot who joined was seeking some material for a boston herald article on our gang. Naturally this meant we needed to show the reporter a FUNKing good time. The plan was to have experience high profile and to derby. The fleet had a rather ong set of promotions at the launch pad and finally got underway. But within a mere 20feet from launch, the first mechanical appeared as a burst inner plasma casing on Mjollnir. Once repaired the fleet headed to the Union Constellation to use sidewalk chalk to express our bicycle artwork. We then headed to LunaToscaninis where there was a great deal of grooving. In fact ,it may be the most pilots grooving in one place on a mission ever. The fleet then decided to derby. Then derby some more. And derby again and again. We found a vacant lot where even the STs didn't mind our activities. The first derby resulted in a very serious taco of HolyMolar's rear thruster which WalTor took as a challenge for his thighs, but managed to make it roll once more. Meanwhile some derbies took place. ConCarne won the first one. The long awaited victory of Shakes finally happened much to everyone's joy and a rather dramatic conclusion to a derby between Asher and Snarly resulted in a somersault finish. Afterwards, the fleet returned to the fort without further incident.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Archer War 117.818   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Asher VWBeetle 251.369   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
beezwax Skylab 242.904  
Boner Circus Peanut 332.314   Petty Officer 2nd Class
BonyLil Pride 190.723   Aviator First Class
Bushido Summer 325.15  
Chartreuse Trez Bonz 411.479   Ensign
ConCarne Ez Raider 491.788   Lieutenant Commander
DangerMouse Anger 170.012   Chief Petty Officer
Diva Incineraider 367.202  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 1158.72  
Fool Water 0   Recruit
LeftyLucy Famine 260.342   Commodore
MonkeyPox Dr. Love 154.92   Aviator First Class
moose LokiDucker 297.264  
MotherMayhem Swamp Thing 170.791   Master Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Bonnie & Clyde 243.106  
Nosepicker Mjollnir 293.604  
PainBunny Holy Molar 749.531   Commander
PigPen BadMotivator 82.8138  
Rabad Spooky Pirate 0   Recruit
Rotwang Delirium 291.638  
Shakes Lust 203.83   Master Chief Petty Officer
SideShowDoh JimBike 269.691   Captain
Smasher Pig Champion 151.613   Captain
snarly Sloth 284.951   Lieutenant
TheChurch Abandon All Hope 401.021   Captain
Threespeed DexionDestroyer 448.877   Captain
Trackstar Devastation 172.368   Lieutenant Commander
Vegetable Pale Horse 497.531   Captain
vomit JanBrady 169.606  
waltor Singularity 259.246  
Mission Task Pilot
Medi Bag MotherMayhem
Navigator SideShowDoh
Tailgunner snarly
Tool Bag PainBunny
Division: MAD
Date: 09/06/2003
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: derby, HiFives
Light Years: 10.71
G-Well Activity: 1.462
Technical Rating: 2.619