Operation
HappyFunTimesBikeClub
The plan for tonight's mission was "nice and easy." Our intrepid navigator, Bushido, led us through heavily populated areas, where we were greeted by cheering throngs of food. We stopped at Luna Toscanini's for icecream molecules. From there, we proceeded to a dark lot in the Southern Somerville System, where pilots used a combination of echolocation and thermal imaging to Derby. It was soon decided that a less illuminatorially challenged Derby field was in order; happily one was quickly found nearby. Many of the 25 pilots participated enthusiastically in the Derby, entertaining a well mannered audience of local produce. Spirits were high, and pilots reckless, resulting in several mechanicals and injuries. A noteworthy event was the breach of the PrixFixe's primary thruster by Darkendank's navigational thruster in the final Derby. Skunk quickly trued the dramatically tacoed thruster by stomping it with his boots - with suprisingly desirable results. Meanwhile, pilots continued to ride around and roughhouse. Soon after repairing PrixFixe, Lust sustained similar damage. For a while it seemed as though we were damaging ships faster than we could repair them. As soon as we were able to patch together the ailing fleet, we returned to base in order to avoid further destruction.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher Summer 308.113   Commodore
Bellwether Sloth 70.1602   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Bushido MoxieMoron 252.593  
Cosine Ez Raider 113.225   Petty Officer 2nd Class
DrHeadCrash BadMotivator 470.414  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 260.377  
Hazard Delirium 154.519   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Inari Mad Rabbit 101.032   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Krank Circus Peanut 352.626   Petty Officer 2nd Class
LoJack Bonnie & Clyde 160.365   Lieutenant
Maddog Lust 362.271   Ensign
MonkeyBoy Skylab 149.372   Master Chief Petty Officer
moose LokiDucker 410.867   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Nameless Pale Horse 220.255   Master Chief Petty Officer
pywaket Famine 244.375   Master Chief Petty Officer
Rotwang Abandon All Hope 258.223   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Shakes Mjollnir 148.068   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Slug War 105.396   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Smasher Trez Bonz 309.906   Lieutenant Commander
snarly PrixFixe 185.844   Master Chief Petty Officer
Speck Pig Champion 189.958   Aviator First Class
Threespeed Devastation 109.463   Aviator First Class
Turtle Pestilence 567.102   Lieutenant Commander
vomit JanBrady 221.617  
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Smasher
Medi Bag Nameless
Navigator Bushido
Tailgunner Turtle
Tool Bag Maddog
Division: MAD
Date: 07/12/2003
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: You Know, Around
Light Years: 8.59
G-Well Activity: 1.104
Technical Rating: 1.936
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