Status: Success


Poisoning Pigeons In The Park?

After some donuts through the Union Constellation and the Davis Constellation, we loaded up on molecules and provisions at the White Hen Pantry, and then headed off to the bike path, where our Nameless navigated us to a park off the bike trail. We snacked on cheese food and wine molecules (PICNIC!!!), set off atomic super-posi firefly ninja weapons, swung on swings, and otherwise did super secret posi things. Several pilots removed space suits. One pilot went to put space junk in the proper receptacle, and was hassled by a civillian who asked, "What are you doing to my trash can?" Thinking quickly, the pilot answered, "Throwing stuff away." Many bad jokes were told.
And it was posi.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Spooky Pirate 294.444   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Bird Doctor Love 279.783   Master Chief Petty Officer
Blipblipbeep Swamp Thing 331.984  
Concarne Annihilation 423.127   Commander
Frenchy Circus Peanut 1351.92  
Nameless Vertigo 720.604  
Natas Famine 230.732   Captain
Onath Durty Basturd 353.988   Commodore
Oppo Mjollnir 383.968  
Phooka Trez Bonz 307.077  
RoadRash Ooh La La 455.269  
Samurai PlateOShrimp 174.602  
Scurvy Anger 212.418   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Shakes Pride 1199.41   Commodore
Slug Galaxy 275.552   Petty Officer Third Class
snarly Abandon All Hope 418.316  
Sweetums Devastation 169.598   Aviator First Class
Threespeed EvilSchwinn 486.69  
Taskforce Pilot
Navigator Nameless
Tailgunner Threespeed
Tool Bag Shakes
Filmer Frenchy

Mission Parameters

Mission Size18 pilots
OriginFort Summer
Light Years16.002
G-Well Activity1.45
Technical Rating2.4564