Status: Success

Operation

Omegamission

In the year of glory 2007, a few worthy, brave pilots stood against the elements prepared to do battle. Armed in the ceremonial garb of the feast of Hallows and tribal warpaint astride steel steeds which were burnished and decorated to perfection, they stood adorned and proud. Their glorious chariots ranged from the whimsical (MagNEATo's pirate rig) to the funky ( Skunk's massive discoball augmentation) to the sublime (Asher's lovely Victorian festoonage complete with candles).their amour and disguises were also clever, ranging from a very authentic Princess Leia doppleganger, to a woozy alcoholic, to two seemingly innocuous frogs, and a slayer of wolves who bore her trophies as her figurehead.

Spurred on by their fearless leader and with the added benediction of the Blessed St. Pauli Girl, they set out into the night ready to face whatever dangers that were primed to escape from that inky, impenetrable blackness.

After a triumphant exit from their city, replete with cheering crowds and the honking of horns ready to do them tribute, they ventured to the land of Cantabridgia where they explored the turrets of a foreign fortress from which they believed they could see the very corners of the world(as well as Allston). Frenchy and Dozer braved the perils of Phobos,generously loaned from Mars. A slight alarm was raised, literally and figuratively, when some consuls from Cantibridgia arrived upon their wailing red and white chariots. Some pilots dispersed and several were lost, returning to the friendly neighboring lands.The mighty SCUL was not deterred and handled the situation with reserve,dignity, and grace.

No harm came to them and, to celebrate this victory, they rode to the comforts of the Street of Rivers, where they feasted at Moody's Falafel Palace and ripped into hearty chunks of meat wrapped delicately in pita. Pecan valiantly aerated the soil in her wicked sharp high heels as Vomit, MagNEATO and company danced with abandon to the dulcet sounds of 'Thriller.' Not deterred by the challenges of the night, the pilots agreed that the end had come and that it was indeed time to return home victorious. Nosepicker gave one last wild cry of "JAEGERBOMB!!!" and charged off into the darkness. So ended the season of 2007.

Though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, we shall fear no evil, for we are SCUL and we are the funkiest mothers in the valley.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Abandon All Hope 254.426  
Asher Civilian Ship 60.2   Petty Officer First Class
Axeman Compliance 331.108   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bubo Air 318.939   Commander
Dishpan Darkendank 116.035   Chief Petty Officer
Dozer Fish Bike 285.74  
Dr HeadCrash Moosey Fate 426.236   Chief Petty Officer
Evil Twin Sweetcheeks 155.507   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 239.175  
Frenchy El Guapo 135.554  
geekhouse Mjollnir 199.746   Chief Petty Officer
Joyride Sawed Off 136  
Leotard Summer 492.418  
magneato Pascal's Triangle 176   Chief Petty Officer
moose Loki Ducker 224.892  
MsMoon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 159.073   Commander
pecan Sugardaddy 101.315  
pywaket Skylab 412.832   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Sniffles Ooh La La 0  
Threespeed Star Hustler 164.194  
vomit Jan Brady 192.353   Commander
Taskforce Pilot
Deck Officer Dozer
Navigator Axeman
Tailgunner Dr HeadCrash
Tool Bag pywaket
Flat Bag MsMoon
Medi Bag magneato
Still Cam vomit
Airlock Threespeed
Damage Control Leotard
Mission Reporter Bubo
Cleaner pecan
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
Radio Wrangler Dr HeadCrash

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date2007.10.27
Mission Size21 pilots
OriginFort Summer
DestinationPurgatory Glory
Light Years11.7
G-Well Activity1.2
Technical Rating2.6