Status: Success



In the year of glory 2007, a few worthy, brave pilots stood against
the elements prepared to do battle. Armed in the ceremonial garb of
the feast of Hallows and tribal warpaint astride steel steeds which
were burnished and decorated to perfection, they stood adorned and
proud. Their glorious chariots ranged from the whimsical (MagNEATo's
pirate rig) to the funky ( Skunk's massive discoball augmentation) to
the sublime (Asher's lovely Victorian festoonage complete with
candles).their amour and disguises were also clever, ranging from a
very authentic Princess Leia doppleganger, to a woozy alcoholic, to
two seemingly innocuous frogs, and a slayer of wolves who bore her
trophies as her figurehead.

Spurred on by their fearless leader and with the added benediction of
the Blessed St. Pauli Girl, they set out into the night ready to face
whatever dangers that were primed to escape from that inky,
impenetrable blackness.

After a triumphant exit from their city, replete with cheering crowds
and the honking of horns ready to do them tribute, they ventured to
the land of Cantabridgia where they explored the turrets of a foreign
fortress from which they believed they could see the very corners of
the world(as well as Allston). Frenchy and Dozer braved the perils of
Phobos,generously loaned from Mars. A slight alarm was raised,
literally and figuratively, when some consuls from Cantibridgia
arrived upon their wailing red and white chariots. Some pilots
dispersed and several were lost, returning to the friendly neighboring
lands.The mighty SCUL was not deterred and handled the situation with
reserve,dignity, and grace.

No harm came to them and, to celebrate this victory, they rode
to the comforts of the Street of Rivers, where they feasted at Moody's
Falafel Palace and ripped into hearty chunks of meat wrapped
delicately in pita. Pecan valiantly aerated the soil in her wicked
sharp high heels as Vomit, MagNEATO and company danced with abandon to
the dulcet sounds of 'Thriller.' Not deterred by the challenges of
the night, the pilots agreed that the end had come and that it was
indeed time to return home victorious. Nosepicker gave one last wild
cry of "JAEGERBOMB!!!" and charged off into the darkness. So ended the
season of 2007.

Though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, we shall
fear no evil, for we are SCUL and we are the funkiest mothers in the
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Abandon All Hope 254.426  
Asher Civilian Ship 60.2   Petty Officer First Class
Axeman Compliance 331.108   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Bubo Air 318.939   Commander
Dishpan Darkendank 116.035   Chief Petty Officer
Dozer Fish Bike 285.74  
Dr HeadCrash Moosey Fate 426.236   Chief Petty Officer
Evil Twin Sweetcheeks 155.507   Lieutenant Junior Grade
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 239.175  
Frenchy A ship decoy-hit arrow star 38  
geekhouse Mjollnir 199.746   Chief Petty Officer
Joyride Sawed Off 136  
Leotard Summer 492.418  
magneato Pascal's Triangle 176   Chief Petty Officer
moose Loki Ducker 224.892  
MsMoon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 159.073  
pecan Sugardaddy 101.315  
pywaket Skylab 412.832   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Sniffles Ooh La La 0  
Threespeed Star Hustler 164.194  
vomit Jan Brady 192.353   Commander
Task Force Pilot
Airlock Threespeed
Cleaner pecan
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer Dozer
Flat Bag MsMoon
Medi Bag magneato
Mission Reporter Bubo
Navigator Axeman
Radio Wrangler Dr HeadCrash
Still Cam vomit
Tailgunner Dr HeadCrash
Tool Bag pywaket

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Summer
DestinationPurgatory Glory
Light Years11.7
G-Well Activity1.2
Technical Rating2.6