Status: Success


Balls Bursting in Air

Klingons and Parents and Reporters oh my!

We set out from the fort with Tyrian's parents (Cyborg and Talia), who burned up in the Harvard system, and a Rebel Spy (Mattch). After the usual tour of Davis and unsavory snacks at Central, the fleet proceeded swiftly to Assembly square, under the valiant navigation of Bane Thunderwolf. Upon descending below a warp gate that spanned the Mystic Nebula, we heard simultaneous com chatter of "Glass!" and "Mechanical!". Surprisingly, the two were unrelated, as the fleet had run afoul of an asteroid field right before Cloudbuster ran afoul of the lower supporting beam of the warp gate. The Disco Death Star couldn't handle the strain, and fractured, bending the supporting rod. Both Bane's rod flexing skills and XXIII's sewing were put to the test, to hoist the repaired (albeit woobly) Death Star once more. We continued, a Klingon among us, who managed to follow us for the entire evening's tour.

We passed the Grackle at warp speed, before once again being thwarted, this time by a massive photosynthetic life-form blocking our path. Bane put the training of Mr. Studly (and yes, that's the guy's actual name) to work, disabling the rogue foliage long enough for the fleet to be spacewalked across. Under maximum warp, we proceeded to the Hidden Nebula, where we shuttered our lasers, abandoned our spacesuits, and attempted to bask in the glow of the still chilly nebula. It was a great success, though Leotard earned a medal of injury through an unrelated, MOOPy casualty. While cruising down an extensive negi g-wel, we lit off sparklers! Excess, in exuberance, waved the flaming protrusions directly in front of a suddenly incoming ST! Fortunately, he appeared to have bigger fish to fry. The fleet then returned to the fort, flags flying high, with another Klingon joining at the last minute to bolster our ranks.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 784.554   Captain
dogi Rhinoceros 384.862  
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 429.957   Master Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1069.19   Admiral
Leotard Trinity 756.229   Lieutenant
Mattch D.B. Cooper 0  
Mongoose Ez Raider 0  
Sidekick Greed 687.512   Petty Officer First Class
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 528.329   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Tyrian Chastity 552.446   Lieutenant Junior Grade
XXIII ReFLEX 341.673   Lieutenant
Task Force Pilot
Airlock Tyrian
Chalk Bag BaneThunderwolf
Com-Sat 1 Threespeed
Compressor Wrangler Threespeed
Damage Control BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer Sidekick
Flat Bag eXceSs
Gate Attendant BaneThunderwolf
Medi Bag Mattch
Minister of Zoobs Sidekick
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Tyrian
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
Recycler Sidekick
Sticker Bag XXIII
Still Cam Mattch
Tailgunner Leotard
Tool Bag Mongoose
Wookiee Bag Leotard

Mission Parameters

OriginFort Tyler
DestinationHeavy Nebula Radiation Treatment
Light Years21.6542
G-Well Activity1.836
Technical Rating3.427