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SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes)
This marks the anniverasry of SCUL's boirthday. SCUL is eight or nine or something. Everyone's too tired to do the math, cause it's like five in the mornig or something when we rote dis missin reprt. So anyway we rebilt USB AbandonAllHop and Nameless rode it but not all the way and we had candy and beer molecules and we got nekkid and then we had a bunch of mechanikels and then Scabies the maggot blew an outer plasma casing on PigcChamppens primary thrustr and Oppo and 3spd got a new one and then we had a nother crash and we like were tierd sop we wne tbeddyby okay bye,
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Famine 324.701   Petty Officer 2nd Class
beezwax Vertigo 1039.35   Commander
Bird Lust 353.001   Chief Petty Officer
Blipblipbeep Mjollnir 682.744   Commander
Bologna GoJo 425.624   Ensign
DeCaf Anger 259.834   Petty Officer 1st Class
Dirt Ez Raider 100.355   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Diva Incineraider 641.145   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 1838.21   Admiral
Frenchy Spooky Pirate 544.887  
Frogger Darkendank 206.493   Petty Officer 3rd Class
GeneralTighten Sloth 195.852   Petty Officer 1st Class
GluteusMaximus Trez Bonz 189.358  
ktron Circus Peanut 555.4   Lieutenant Commander
moose LokiDucker 952.534   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Mosquito G.I. Jane 433.348   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nameless Abandon All Hope 1318.77   Vice Admiral
Natas Durty Basturd 522.556   Commander
Onath Annihilation 690.601   Commander
Oppo Strangelove (Bombardier) 536.583   Captain
pecan Swamp Thing 443.811   Lieutenant Commander
Phooka Summer 697.707   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Rotwang Skylab 525.34  
Samurai Ooh La La 312.176   Commander
Scurvy Pig Champion 475.82   Petty Officer 1st Class
Threespeed Strangelove 349.216   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
TorqueBox Scrub 518.188   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Trackstar Dr. Love 309.798   Chief Petty Officer
Trogdor Delirium 373.958   Chief Petty Officer
Vegetable Pale Horse 230.398   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
vomit JanBrady 480.671   Lieutenant
waltor Singularity 339.26  
Mission Task Pilot
Navigator moose
Tailgunner Mosquito
Division: MAD
Date: 06/05/2004
Status:  
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Arboretum
Light Years: 21.48
G-Well Activity: 4.029
Technical Rating: 4.112