Contrary to reports of bad riding conditions, the stars were clear.

Three mechanicals before a strong and steady launch.

The soundtrack was provided by the inrternal chopper groove of each pilots mind. Our path was cleverly and subtly indirect so as to shake off any unfriendly space pirates that might have been on our trail. Many pilots resisted the urge to derby as Nosepicker tested the strength of a porta potty for CaptainUnderpants, and brave scouts located the mysterious green light. Contacts were met at a secret base, and mild to moderate partying ensued. Impromptu beatboxing in the freight elevator kept morale high and funky as we prepared for our long journey back to Fort Summer.

A baby oppossum lost its life near the Charles asteroid belt, and it was respectfully and ceremoniously buried and observed by crumpet, Samurai, and Threespeed.


There was a violent de-shoeing, in what is now classified as a bizarre jettison-shoe manuever, Sparky fulfilled his lifelong dream of mooning cambridge with much flair and panache, the secret location of where the sidewalk ends was discovered, and such sensitive information will be carefully protected until such arcane intelligence is needed.


It was a motley mission, we traveled many light years and some of us almost didnt make it. Phooka and Sammo did a brilliant job at the front and back, and life in the middle was together.

Pilot	Ship	Points	Promotion
CaptainUnderpants	Darkendank	1826.23	Vice Admiral
Crumpet	Annihilation	235.805	Master Chief Petty Officer
Eureka	Abandon All Hope	403.062	Senior Chief Petty Officer
Frenchy	El Guapo	147.203	Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Iscariot	Sloth	338.001
Nosepicker	Chastity	448.462
Oppo	Skittles	957.961	Commodore
Phooka	HollyGoGoLightly	331.333	Commander
Samurai	Heartbreaker	266.572
Sparky	Will Stutley	242.978	Master Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed	Schadenfreude	150.997

Mission Task	Pilot
Navigator	Phooka
Tailgunner	Samurai
Tool Bag	Oppo