Operation
So Long And Thanks For All The ΙΧΘΥΣ
What better way to celebrate the end of the world than chopping to our
favorite apocalyptic tunes? The Chopocalypse was scheduled to arrive
TONIGHT! And unlike that other one (the one that didn't actually
happen, I guess), the Chopocalypse RULED!


Cloudbuster and Disco Death Star were back in action and ready to
bring in the funk for the post-Rapture world. Civilians witnessed the
historic reunion of the Four Choppers of the Apocalypse: USB War, USB
Famine, USB Pestilence, and USB PaleHorse. And those who hoped for a
last-minute salvation knew what to do... raise a hoot and a holler and
stick out their hand for a high-five!


A distress call was answered at Pilot Q's abode. Pilots enjoyed the
hosting skills, while some stayed sentry and enjoyed the crisp spring
air. Mini-me bots were transported back to their home and upon pilot
departure said bots provided the pilots with high-fives.


Soon the pilots went on and traveled through the galaxy and put their
talents to use. This brief interlude included chalk and REM.


Along to a magical place where SCUL met with the Christ Kickers and
admired their ships of amazement, embraced the chilly air and hula-
hooped with glee.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Dirty Dino 295.67   Commodore
Civitron Pestilence 614.112   Commodore
Diva Incineraider 323.865   Lieutenant Commander
DrClaw Iron Butterfly 615.567  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 2560.14   Admiral
hackworth Synesthesia 846.099  
Keebler Phlox 487.819   Lieutenant Commander
metoikos Mjollnir 503.642   Commodore
SelfDestruct Mad Rabbit 330.222   Petty Officer 2nd Class
SevenOfNine War 286.663   Commodore
Sprocket Pig Champion 0   Recruit
Stogie Wingnut 241.364  
Threespeed Schadenfreude 700.458   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Treekiller chlorophyll 585.08  
vomit Famine 362.824  
waltor Singularity 297.279   Ensign
Wombat Pale Horse 477.939  
yt SecretAsianSCULly 694.267  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Treekiller
Chalk Bag Keebler
ComSat Monkey Bendy
Damage Control DrClaw
Deck Officer metoikos
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Threespeed
Food Wrangler hackworth
Medi Bag hackworth
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Keebler
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator waltor
RadioBox A hackworth
Radiobox B Treekiller
Sentry vomit
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) metoikos
Sticker Bag Civitron
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag SelfDestruct
Wookiee Bag SelfDestruct
Division: MAD
Date: 05/21/2011
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Joy
Destination: the end of the universe
Light Years: 10.159
G-Well Activity: 1.17
Technical Rating: 2.46