MOD
Darkendank
This ship has skeleton hands for forks! One of the more artsy
choppers in SCUL. A fun ship to ride even if you don't notice the
skeleton hands.
In its original form including homemade puffy banana (aka "codpiece")
seat, and iron-patio-furniture sissybar, it garnered the George
Clinton seal-of-approval.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Active
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Chief Engineer: HazMat
Builder: HazMat
Welder: HazMat
Commission Date: 990725
Location: Fort Tyler
Speeds: 1
Missions: 169
Light Years: 2326.2112

Missions

Date Mission Pilot
170513   Let's Be Evil Wombat
160730   Pretty Princess RadMax
160521   Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET BaneThunderwolf
160416   The Friendly Skies Dead Bride
160402   Alfrescomission '16 Taco
151107   Omegamission 2015 Taco
151003   Skunk Day '15 Taco
150905   'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Dead Bride
150808   Take 'er Easy BaneThunderwolf
150627   Yellow SCULmarine Dead Bride
150606   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Amethyst
150530   StarBuck Rojerthat Dead Bride
150516   Show and Tell BaneThunderwolf
150502   String Theory Cortana
150404   Alfalfa Mission '15 Deadblow
141101   Halloweeeels '14 Everest
141025   Winter? SCULimpics '14 BaneThunderwolf
141018   Steam Release BaneThunderwolf
141004   Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back BaneThunderwolf
130914   Funky Mummy Bleeder
130824   15 Minutes to Fabulous Pleasure
130817   Buzz Kill Nosepicker
130713   Stifie's Chooper Gang Nosepicker
130427   Hot Potato Nosepicker
130420   Defusion DreadFlint
130406   Alpacamission '13 Nosepicker
121103   Novemberiffic Omegamission Thalo
120825   For Tinman Nosepicker
120818   Flight of the Bumblebee Nosepicker
120811   Shabadoonicorn Nosepicker
120721   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Nosepicker
120714   Aurora SCULealis Nosepicker
120421   Tea and Grackle Bendy
111015   Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Spark
110820   8-bit Seal Cruft pecan
110813   Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Wombat
110806   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) metoikos
110730   Fashion Show metoikos
110723   Gong Swimmin' metoikos
110528   Picnic By The Sea Sprocket
110507   Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina MmeButterfly
110430   Let Them Eat Cake Nosepicker
110423   Shelter From The Storm SevenOfNine
110416   To The Finish Axeman
101030   Omegamission Hallowheels vesper
101016   Mega Ride ZyGoat
100626   T.R.O.N. Yarko
100410   Blue Angels in a Ho-down Nosepicker
091031   Hallowheels 2009 Raven
091024   Pruny Hands on Film Raven
091017   No Dis-integration Raven
091003   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 yt
090801   Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) pecan
090725   Soggy Bottom pecan
090718   Peeecamatic: Pechanical pecan
090627   Fallen Heroes pecan
090606   You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long pecan
090425   Space, the Final Funtier Thalo
090404   Aplhamission Feet
081101   Hallowheels 2008 Bubo
081018   Downtown pecan
081011   Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Socket
081004   Skunk Day pecan
080830   13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? Sniffles
080726   It's Hard to Be a Princess Nosepicker
080712   Balls in Spaaaaaaace ld50
080705   Waltor Day Carnival swass
080621   Submersive Choppah Underwater League Socket
080614   Kick It Like Vomit Nosepicker
080607   SCUL Day 2008 Yarko
080524   Space Truckin' FlyBot
080510   Mixtape Doofladji
080426   Merit Badge FlyBot
080419   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Dishpan
080412   Get Everyone Lathed Percentin
080405   AlphaMissle 08 Sniffles
071027   Omegamission Dishpan
071020   Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Dishpan
071013   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Grimlocke
070804   Radiation Treatment Grimlocke
070728   Hapto Day Grimlocke
070715   WalTor Day Diva
070701   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Bubo
070623   Fresh (Pond) Air Bubo
070615   Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Diva
070602   SCUL Day 2007 Spruce
070526   Rotwang Day Scurvy
070512   Bring Your Own Fun Iscariot
070421   Down By The Old Mill Stream... Rubbish
070407   ALPHA 007 Triumphus
061021   Whistle While You Twerk Starving
061014   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Iscariot
061007   Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Iscariot
060930   Bovine Bonanza Iscariot
060923   We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling CaptainUnderpants
060909   Homecoming Queen Feet
060902   Forced Acceptance Iscariot
060826   Freshmaker Iscariot
060819   NoWay Day Adventure Iscariot
060812   eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Iscariot
060805   Swing Set (Diva Day) Iscariot
060715   SCULimpics 2006 Asterix
060617   Vomit Day2006 Grimlocke
060603   SCUL Day 2006 CaptainUnderpants
060527   KeepOnTruckin(RotwangDay) Iscariot
060520   Crack DayOfAwesome Iscariot
060514   Dude-You'reGettingADeluge! Grimlocke
051030   Hallowheels05 Iscariot
051022   Penultimate Radiation Conundrum™ Mission Iscariot
051015   Radiation Scattering Iscariot
051001   OctoberTest Nosepicker
050917   RainRainGoAway Rubbish
050910   MooseDayCelebrated Eureka
050826   Operation Super Posi PoodleSxirt
050820   EggToss Tobasco
050813   No NoWay Day dillweed
050730   NamelessDay: Local Defense System™ Pass-O Guava
050723   MegasethDay NotReady
050716   Post SCULimpics Eureka
050702   WalTor Day (2005) RickyRetardo
050625   LowKey Slug
050618   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Itch
050604   SCUL Day 2005 Kaibosch
050528   FullMetalJackets (R0twang Day) MentalSimon
050514   Stoodio53 Sweetums
050507   IronPouring MentalSimon
050416   MegaSethaliscous TightPants
050409   BeetaMissssion Wrench
050402   Aplamission2005 Treehugger
041030   Hallowheels2004 (OmegaMission) Jester
041023   Recurse The 'Verse Roust-A-Bout
041016   JumpStart Sweetums
041009   SkunkDay2004 RoadRash
041002   OldSchool Treehugger
040710   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) SireLouse
040612   Studio53 RoadRash
040605   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Frogger
040529   Wherever The Wind Blows Bird
040515   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Plankton
040508   Derby Durby Derbie Dirt
040501   ShortAndSweet Trex
040417   StopNChop DeCaf
040410   BetaRide Frenchy
040403   AlphaMission04 TheFeminist
031101   Hallowheels2003 Oppo
031018   TourDeVille PainBunny
031004   SkunkDay2003 LoJack
030913   PortFoint Rabad
030823   Don't Tell Mom Dopey
030816   NoWay Day A-OK Smasher
030809   LargeMelon Threespeed
030802   StormTheCastle Zappa
030614   DoubleDistressCall NoWay
030531   DoubleClutchin'DieselDrenchin' NoWay
030510   GetOuttaTown Slow
030405   AlphaMission NoWay
020928   SCULimpics 2002 Pikachu
020921   MassiveEntropyDenial HazMat
020720   WharfRat NoWay
020511   ShakesRattle&Roll Flama
020413   5000MileMark SuperCollider
020406   AlphaMission2002 BarFly
010901   DownMechanicalLane NoWay
010624   SquareRide NoWay
010609   MoonOverAborertum LoJack
001009   SCULympicsNightGames2000 NoWay
001007   SCULympics Day Games 2000 NoWay
991102   HallownWheels1999 NoWay
990725   ShortButtSweet NoWay
Class:  
Configuration: Fighter 
Thrust Rating: 6.221 
Handling Rating: 6.341 
Difficulty Rating: 4.102