Status: Success

Operation

Alphamission 06

Yeah it was a milk-run…whose sweet, sweet man milk it was is yet to be
seen…. But we got ice-cream instead and learned the distinct
variations betwixt ho-hos and yodels. Ho-hos have lighter chocolate,
darker cake, and more cream filling. We also had a mechanical after
every space station away team. Lesson learned. All snack runs and
cigarette breaks must be done on fly-by. Think of it as snack-run
derby… watch out for the hot coffee aisle.

Baby maggots inducted: Asparaguy (Acehole) and Nixie (Mars)
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Abandon All Hope 191.103   Aviator First Class
Appleseed PleasantBuzz 220.289   Petty Officer Third Class
Asher VWBeetle 174.047   Aviator First Class
Bird Rhinoceros 567.24   Chief Petty Officer
Blipblipbeep Doctor Love 180.851   Aviator First Class
Blockhead Buri Bukh Subot EI 220.838   Petty Officer Third Class
Brewer Skylab 330.653   Petty Officer Second Class
Captain Underpants Yer Mom 275.965   Petty Officer Third Class
Concarne Pride 219.793   Petty Officer Third Class
Dreamer Annihilation 178.129   Aviator First Class
Evil Twin Largactyl 130.071   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 285.188   Petty Officer Third Class
Fox Glove Ooh La La 92.3891   Aviator
Hapto Basquiat 241.68   Petty Officer Third Class
Mars Visa 762.561   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Meatball Mulligan Spooky Pirate 219.767   Petty Officer Third Class
MegaSeth Bad Motivator 67.4725   Aviator
Mosquito Pale Horse 108.842   Aviator First Class
Nameless Vertigo 301.302   Petty Officer Second Class
Nosepicker Large Marge 408.965   Petty Officer First Class
Onath Taxidermy 98.965   Aviator
Oppo Skittles 175.693   Aviator First Class
pecan Sugardaddy 1643.76   Lieutenant Commander
Pengo Compliance 206.289   Petty Officer Third Class
Phooka Holly Go Go Lightly 299.394   Petty Officer Third Class
Pinky Taxidermy (Bombardier) 98.965   Aviator
RoadRash Nohup 176.506   Aviator First Class
Rotwang Catastrophe 215.53   Petty Officer Third Class
Roust-A-Bout Famine 114.15   Aviator First Class
Samurai Heartbreaker 193.555   Aviator First Class
Shakes Circus Peanut 159.075   Aviator First Class
Sparky D.B. Cooper 172.958   Aviator First Class
Spooky Bonnie & Clyde 423.957   Petty Officer First Class
Threespeed Schadenfreude 1234.49   Lieutenant Junior Grade
vomit Jan Brady 143.776   Aviator First Class
Task Force Pilot
Filmer Nosepicker
Navigator Appleseed
Tailgunner Brewer
Tool Bag Mars

Mission Parameters

DivisionMAD
Date05/06/2006
OriginFort Summer
DestinationEcstasy & maybe ice cream
Light Years7.654
G-Well Activity1.145
Technical Rating3.14