Operation
Alphamission2006
Yeah it was a milk-run…whose sweet, sweet man milk it was is yet to be
seen…. But we got ice-cream instead and learned the distinct
variations betwixt ho-hos and yodels. Ho-hos have lighter chocolate,
darker cake, and more cream filling. We also had a mechanical after
every space station away team. Lesson learned. All snack runs and
cigarette breaks must be done on fly-by. Think of it as snack-run
derby… watch out for the hot coffee aisle.

Baby maggots inducted: Asparaguy (Acehole) and Nixie (Mars)
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Abandon All Hope 191.103   Aviator First Class
Appleseed PleasantBuzz 220.289   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Asher VWBeetle 174.047   Aviator First Class
Bird Rhinoceros 567.24   Chief Petty Officer
Blipblipbeep Dr. Love 180.851   Aviator First Class
BlockheadBuriBukh Subot EI 220.838   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Brewer Skylab 330.653   Petty Officer 2nd Class
CaptainUnderpants Yer Mom 275.965   Petty Officer 3rd Class
ConCarne Pride 219.793   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Dreamer Annihilation 178.129   Aviator First Class
EvilTwin Largactyl 130.071   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 285.188   Petty Officer 3rd Class
FoxGlove Ooh La La 92.3891   Aviator
Hapto Basquiat 241.68   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mars Visa 762.561   Senior Chief Petty Officer
MeatballMulligan Spooky Pirate 219.767   Petty Officer 3rd Class
MegaSeth BadMotivator 67.4725   Aviator
Mosquito Pale Horse 108.842   Aviator First Class
Nameless Vertigo 301.302   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Nosepicker Large Marge 408.965   Petty Officer 1st Class
Onath Taxidermy 98.965   Aviator
Oppo Skittles 175.693   Aviator First Class
pecan Sugardaddy 1643.76   Lieutenant Commander
Pengo Compliance 206.289   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Phooka HollyGoGoLightly 299.394   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Pinky Taxidermy (Bombardier) 98.965   Aviator
RoadRash Nohup 176.506   Aviator First Class
Rotwang Catastrophe 215.53   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Roust-A-Bout Famine 114.15   Aviator First Class
Samurai Heartbreaker 193.555   Aviator First Class
Shakes Circus Peanut 159.075   Aviator First Class
Sparky D.B. Cooper 172.958   Aviator First Class
Spooky Bonnie & Clyde 423.957   Petty Officer 1st Class
Threespeed Schadenfreude 1234.49   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
vomit JanBrady 143.776   Aviator First Class
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Nosepicker
Navigator Appleseed
Tailgunner Brewer
Tool Bag Mars
Division: MAD
Date: 05/06/2006
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Ecstasy & maybe ice cream
Light Years: 7.654
G-Well Activity: 1.145
Technical Rating: 3.14