Operation
Merit Badge
Well, we didn't get any merit badges except Parachute. Nonetheless
radiation, injury, escaping plasma, galactic ST's, and obtuse yet
annoying food DID NOT DETER us from a mighty flight through Cambridge,
Watertown, Allston, Belmont (Well, almost Belmont. We never really
crossed the town line) and of course our home system.

Nosepicker ran over a bottle, and Dozer lost her blinky pink balloon.

In all, a tight cadre of seasoned pilots survived numberless perils
and lived to tell the tale. Beer and groove were enjoyed, and there was
dumpster pizza. Though the parameters of this mission were not met, the
spirit of SCUL flamed bright. IN SPACE.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Dozer Skylab 290.641   Lieutenant Commander
eHawk Devastation 132.178   Master Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1570.25   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
FlyBot Darkendank 124.812   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joyride Phantom 155.435   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Leotard Lazarus 632.506   Lieutenant Commander
Nameless Slag 217.555   Lieutenant
Nosepicker Quaziscroto 85.5021   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pecan Popcycle 182.34   Senior Chief Petty Officer
pywaket Catastrophe 272.344   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Rotwang Scrotesque 154.99   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Schemey cacapeepeepoopoo 155.435   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Shakes Pride 340.983   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Spooky Bonnie & Clyde 249.517   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Threespeed Schadenfreude 259.79   Ensign
Twitch Vertigo 271.76   Petty Officer 3rd Class
UglySac Mjollnir 0  
vomit JanBrady 179.491   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock eHawk
Chalk Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Damage Control Dozer
Deck Officer Leotard
Flat Bag Shakes
Medi Bag eHawk
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator EvilTwin
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler pecan
Recycler FlyBot
Sentry Shakes
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner Threespeed
Division: MAD
Date: 04/26/2008
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: camp He-Double-Hockey-Sticks
Light Years: 12.241
G-Well Activity: 1.822
Technical Rating: 4.783