Don't Tell Mom
This mission was small compared to weeks preceding, as there were only fifteen pilots.
There were two maggots, who were promoted to Aviators Dopey and OldNome after the mission. Diva and WalTor showed up to see the pilots off, and also to make sure that no one set the fort on fire or did anything inordinately stupid.
Skunk being away, USB Catastrophe was available, and Nameless gleefully decided to show it a good time. ("A Good Time" means, "Encouraged As Many People As Possible To Ride It Sans Spacesuits".)
PigPen navigated this mission, leading the pilots through Inman Square to Magazine Beach. We stopped there for mechanicals, spacesuit removal, and consumption of beer molecules. We continued to take a circuitous route, so as not to give away the location of LoneWulfe's colony to the native Civilians. After much Negi-G-Well terrain, we finally ended up at LoneWulfe's colony, where bicycle-shaped pasta food was consumed, and merriment was made.
Eventually we made it back to Fort Summer, with no serious damage to ships or pilots.