Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret
Lots of pilots showed up and looked like totally rad. Leg warmers,
pink, blue eye shadow, we looked marvelous. Three baby maggots came
along and dressed in style. With Vomit to lead us, we knew we were
going to party like it was 1989. Our first stop was like to Magneato's
was calling for us to bring distress, so we totally brought it. We
stocked up on Nerds for fueling. We must have been at his fort for
like awhile because we celebrated Halloween, Valentines day and
brought in the New year. But someone said that less than 2 earth hours
had passed and I was like, "what u talkin 'bout, Willis?"
At the party, Magneato offered Pascal to Kpafun. As Diva and Vomit
watched it placed precariously on the back of Kpafun's ship, Diva was
all like "we are totally going to have a mechanical in like the first
5 minutes" and Vomit was like "fer sure." Then it totally happened.
Kpafun then tried to secure Pascal to the front of his ship and we set
off again. YT led us around a black hole where
she spun me round like a record round round.
But like, oh my gosh, shortly afterwards Pascal stuck his PVC foot
Kpafun's thruster and Kpafun had to eject from his cockpit. Smooth
move, Ex-lax. The front
fork was all twisted. Rideable? Bogus. Kpafun luckily was close to
Sprout where he could exchange ships.
The fleet then headed out of Somerville finally and like stopped for
some snacks at Luna Seven11. We were a little disappointed that they
didn't have any PepsiFree. Whatever.
YT led us to a few playgrounds where we discovered like just how many
pilots could zipline simultaneously. It was like totally awesome.
Three pilots seemed to be the maximum. No duh!
Finally we like headed into the Allston system where we like entered
an arena. BabyMaggotZoozy, ExceSs, Spark showed us their bitchin
acrobatic skills. Pilots grooved to popular songs while 4 derbies
ensued. Stogie won his first derby ever with Wadlow. Self Destruct
banged up his leg a bit, it was totally gnarly,
but since it didn't gross us out the door or gag us with a spoon and
since there was no blood involved, he got no medal of injury. Skunk
and YT took each other out in one derby, leaving Wombat the winner.
Nosepicker won two derbies but the second was at the expense of Diva's
While Nosepicker made field repairs, a civilian walked onto the derby
lot. Skunk was like, "how did you find us?" Then the civilian was
like, "I am riding my bike, dude. How did you find us?" Then
Skunk was all like "I am us." Fer sure! We then took off before it
digressed into another 'I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I' discussion.
We returned to base. Dude, this mission was like totally radical.
Goodnight and be excellent.