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Admiral
Leotard
From now on, instead of saying "retard" or "that's so retarded," I'm going to say "leotard" and "that's so leotarded." I won't be mocking the mentally challenged, just the physically gifted. I will pick on the strong — and the limber — and not the weak.
              -Dan Savage


Leotard (formerly Retard) is made of smell. She builds loud blinky ships. Just call her 'tard.






Recruited: 070428
Recruited By: Threespeed
Knighted: 070623
Initiated By: Threespeed
Missions: 235
Light Years: 4604.733
Experience: 14436.8

Jobs Taken

Airlock:48
Chalk Bag:4
Cleaner:5
ComSat Monkey:6
Damage Control:53
Deck Officer:26
Deck Officer Asst.:18
Flat Bag:3
Food Wrangler:4
Medi Bag:37
Minister of Zoobs:19
Mission Leader:16
Mission Reporter:33
MRC Officer:16
Navigator:3
Radio Wrangler:3
RadioBox A:68
Radiobox B:52
RadioBox C:12
Recycler:2
Sentry:4
Skynet Operator (post-mission):15
Skynet Operator (pre-mission):11
Sticker Bag:7
Tailgunner:18
Tool Bag:5
Wookiee Bag:43

Bonuses

Hi-Five:1560
Cup:133
Derby Ribbon Grab:2
Field Repair:15
Misc Bonus:4092
MRC--Advanced:3
MRC--Basic:70
Naked:12
Radio Box Operator:16
Transport Services:4
Wear Insignia on Bag:5
Wear Insignia on Person:1
Wear SCUL Logo on Bag:7
Wear SCUL Logo on Person:7
Helmet:85

Missions

Date Mission Ship
171104 Life Day 2017 Trinity
171028 Hallowheels 2017 Trinity
171021 Rocky Hyperspace Picture Show Trinity
171014 Burgerlesque: Bane Bun Pun Run Trinity
170930 Big Dipper Trinity
170916 Meskenas Mischief Trinity
170909 Bermuda Triangle Trinity
170902 Hypno Wormhole Trinity
170819 Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Trinity
170812 Sons of Perseus Trinity
170805 Infinity Greaves Trinity
170729 Chop Beach Rinse Repeat Trinity
170715 Christmas In July Trinity
170701 SCUL Day Observed Trinity
170624 Army of Robots Trinity
170610 Cave-In Trinity
170527 Augment My Chopper Trinity
170520 Eggscape To Poo Island Trinity
170506 Wheeled Migration Trinity
170429 We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out Trinity
170415 Operation Egg-zaduration Trinity
170408 Z Axis Trinity
170401 I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission Mjollnir
161029 Hallowheelsooogoood Trinity
161022 Poefection Trinity
161008 Skunk Day '16 Trinity
161002 Diva Day Double Dip Trinity
161001 Truck Stop: Diva Day Delayed Trinity
160910 Space Camp: The Revenge Lazarus
160827 Slingshot Nebulae Trinity
160820 Ghost Train Chastity
160806 A View To A Thrill Trinity
160730 Pretty Princess Trinity
160625 Lickety Splat Yer Mom
160618 Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Mjollnir
160604 Twentieth Anniversary Fox Trinity
160521 Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Trinity
160514 Do The Worm Trinity
160507 Yer Mom Is So Chopped Trinity
160430 Divine Comedy Trinity
160423 White Hole Trinity
160409 B-Side Trinity
160402 Alfrescomission '16 Trinity
151107 Omegamission 2015 Trinity
151031 Hallowheels 2015 Kraken
151010 Illuminus Trinity
151003 Skunk Day '15 Hippogriff
150912 Hullabaloo Hippogriff
150905 'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Trinity
150829 Carpe Noctem Kraken
150815 Cosmic Safari Trinity
150808 Take 'er Easy Kraken
150801 Newton Horizons Kraken
150718 Hot Shot Kraken
150711 Rat Pack Trinity
150613 Keeping up ApPEARances Trinity
150606 Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Kraken
150523 Photon Overdrive Kraken
150516 Show and Tell Kraken
150509 Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Kraken
150502 String Theory Kraken
150418 Cloaked in Cardboard Kraken
150404 Alfalfa Mission '15 Kraken
141108 Overtime: Omegamission '14 Trinity
141101 Halloweeeels '14 Trinity
141012 Chonk! Trinity
141004 Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Trinity
140927 Catch-22 Trinity
140920 Hullraiser, Century 2014 Hippogriff
140913 Keep the Home Fort Burning Trinity
140906 Radiation Worship Trinity
140830 Balanced Diet Bieber Fever
140823 Aquaprincess Trinity
140719 Ghost Ship Trinity
140705 Balls Bursting in Air Trinity
140628 Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) One Night Stand
140621 Operation Summer-ville Trinity
140607 Starship Mumtacular Trinity
140531 All Aboard the SCUL Express! Trinity
140524 Hobo Party Trinity
140510 Rhubarb Memorial Trinity
140503 Safety Dance Trinity
140412 Macular Assault Trinity
140405 Alphonsemission '14 Trinity
131102 Omegamission 2013 Trinity
131026 Bike-O-Ween Trinity
131019 Pen-Penultimate Mission Trinity
131005 Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Trinity
130928 Live Free and Fly: Century 2013 Hippogriff
130907 Back 2 SCUL Hippogriff
130831 Sea Fortress Recon Trinity
130824 15 Minutes to Fabulous Lazarus
130817 Buzz Kill Trinity
130810 Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Lazarus
130803 Dollar A Pound Trinity
130727 SCULimpics 2013 Lazarus
130720 Please Sir May I Have S'more? Trinity
130629 Radiation Warz!!! Trinity
130622 Super Mooning: The Revenge Lazarus
130615 Casual Violence Trinity
130608 Sea or Sugar Trinity
130601 Sweet Seventeen Lazarus
130518 Luna Libros Hippogriff
130504 Mayday Art Overload Trinity
121103 Novemberiffic Omegamission Lazarus
121027 Hallowheels 2012 Trinity
121020 Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme Trinity
121013 Century 2012 Hippogriff
120922 Where Is Wombat? Trinity
120915 Project MUM Lazarus
120908 Spokesfest Civilian Escort Trinity
120901 Night of the Living U-Hauls Lazarus
120825 For Tinman Lazarus
120818 Flight of the Bumblebee Trinity
120811 Shabadoonicorn Trinity
120804 No Matter What Lazarus
120728 Poseidon's Pimple Trinity
120721 Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Lazarus
120714 Aurora SCULealis Trinity
120630 One Wet Pilot Lazarus
120623 Chopra vs. Godzilla Lazarus
120616 Where My Party At? Trinity
120609 SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Trinity
120526 I Don't Want To Grow Up Trinity
120519 Disco Diva Dance Party Trinity
120512 Word To Your Mother! Trinity
120505 Super Mooning Trinity
120428 Voyage to Arkham Trinity
120421 Tea and Grackle Trinity
120414 Saturn in Opposition Trinity
111231 Cranks for the Memories Trinity
111029 I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Swamp Thing
111022 Bells Angels Hippogriff
111015 Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Trinity
111008 Skunk Day Trinity
111002 HONK! Parade Trinity
111001 Medley Mission Trinity
110924 Longrange Badass Rendezvous Trinity
110917 Weird Bumps Lazarus
110910 À la seconde Trinity
110827 Hurricane Shmurricane Lazarus
110820 8-bit Seal Cruft Trinity
110813 Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Trinity
110806 Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Trinity
110730 Fashion Show Trinity
110723 Gong Swimmin' Trinity
110716 Bach in the USSR (boretum) Lazarus
110709 Asylum Reboot Trinity
110625 Turn It Up Trinity
110618 Skywriter Trinity
110611 Ships at Sea Summer
110604 SCULimpics 2011 Trinity
110528 Picnic By The Sea Trinity
110409 Repo Men Trinity
101030 Omegamission Hallowheels Trinity
101023 Shiny Metals Trinity
101016 Mega Ride Lazarus
101010 HONK! Parade 2010 Trinity
101009 Skunk Day Lazarus
101002 War of 100 Light Years Trinity
100911 Wormhole-by-the-Nebula Trinity
100904 Hurricane Fail Lazarus
100828 Hammer and Tongs Trinity
100821 Get Committed to the Asylum Trinity
100807 Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day Lazarus
100731 The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Lazarus
100724 Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Easy Like Sunday Morning
100626 T.R.O.N. Lazarus
100612 Earth Girls are Easy Lazarus
100605 SCULimpics Lazarus
100529 Gelatinous Cube Lazarus
100522 Secret Places Lazarus
100515 Standard Ops To JP System Hippogriff
100508 Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation ShortBus
100424 Toolz Hippogriff
091031 Hallowheels 2009 Lazarus
091024 Pruny Hands on Film Lazarus
091010 Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Ez Raider
091003 Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Lazarus
090926 Snobs 'N' Wigs Lazarus
090912 Puddle Jumpers Lazarus
090905 Stormin' the Castle Lazarus
090829 Veteran Pilots Day Summer
090822 Nitrogen PoopMonkey ShortBus
090815 Insidious Perfection Chastity
090808 Toast to Toast Century Lazarus
090725 Soggy Bottom Lazarus
090718 Peeecamatic: Pechanical Lazarus
090711 Curse of the Crone Lazarus
090627 Fallen Heroes Lazarus
090620 Wounded Bird Lazarus
090613 Chicken Little Rides Again! Lazarus
090606 You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Lazarus
090523 Beach 'n' Heat Lazarus
090516 Fro00oot L0o0ops Lazarus
090502 Art Like a Fart Lazarus
081101 Hallowheels 2008 Lazarus
081025 Radiation Schmadiation Lazarus
081018 Downtown Lazarus
081011 Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Summer
081004 Skunk Day Lazarus
080927 What, Radiation Again? Lazarus
080826 Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da... Lazarus
080816 Friendly Fire Skylab
080809 SCULimpics Compliance
080802 Lost Boys Lazarus
080726 It's Hard to Be a Princess Lazarus
080719 So Hot My Mission Name Melted Summer
080712 Balls in Spaaaaaaace Lazarus
080705 Waltor Day Carnival Compliance
080628 S'more In Store Lazarus
080621 Submersive Choppah Underwater League Lazarus
080614 Kick It Like Vomit ShortBus
080607 SCUL Day 2008 Lazarus
080531 Starship Safari Lazarus
080524 Space Truckin' Lazarus
080517 Bicycle Boogie Lazarus
080502 S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Lazarus
080426 Merit Badge Lazarus
080419 Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Lazarus
080412 Get Everyone Lathed Lazarus
071231 Points We Hardly Knew Ye Lazarus
071224 Santa Rode a Tallbike Trez Bonz
071027 Omegamission Summer
071020 Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Summer
070811 Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] Sloth
070810 All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 One Night Stand
070804 Radiation Treatment Summer
070728 Hapto Day Annihilation
070721 SCULimpics 2007 Chastity
070715 WalTor Day Skylab
070701 Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Summer
070623 Fresh (Pond) Air Spooky Pirate
070615 Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] EvilSchwinn
070428 Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Sloth

Honors

Iron Cog

2009
Stone Cog

2008
Intergalactic

1
Century

7
Builder

5
Artifact

1
Diplomat

5
Damage

2
Valour

5
Injury

6
Patronage

2
Strength

6
Sans-a-Spacesuit

10
Chic

7
MRC Medal

1