Master Chief Petty Officer
From now on, instead of saying "retard" or "that's so retarded," I'm going to say "leotard" and "that's so leotarded." I won't be mocking the mentally challenged, just the physically gifted. I will pick on the strong — and the limber — and not the weak.Leotard
-Dan Savage
Leotard is made of smell. Now flying small due to a forceful ejection in 2019, she flew big, loud, and blinky for many seasons and regrets nothing.
Some say Leo, some say 'tard.
Tour of Duty
| Enlistment Date | 2007.04.28 |
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| Host | Threespeed |
| Knighted | 2007.06.23 |
| Knighted By | Threespeed |
| Missions | 291 |
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| Light Years | 5493 |
| Experience | 3567.48 |
Task Force Record
| Airlock | 58 | Beer Mule | 3 | Beer Wrangler | 6 | Chalk Bag | 4 | Cleaner | 10 | Com-Sat 1 | 11 | Compressor Wrangler | 4 | Damage Control | 61 | Deck Officer | 30 | Flat Bag | 5 | Food Wrangler | 4 | Gate Attendant | 18 | Medi Bag | 42 | Minister of Zoobs | 21 | Mission Debriefer | 18 | Mission Leader | 17 | Mission Reporter | 52 | MRC Officer | 16 | Navigator | 3 | Radio Wrangler | 3 | Radiobox 1 | 71 | Radiobox 2 | 73 | Radiobox 3 | 19 | Radiobox 4 | 2 | Radiobox 5 | 1 | Recycler | 3 | Sentry | 4 | Skynet Operator Pre | 11 | Sticker Bag | 9 | Still Cam | 1 | Tailgunner | 21 | Tool Bag | 6 | Wookiee Bag | 64 |
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Accolades
| Hi-5s/Waves | 1708 | Cups | 146 | Derby Ribbon Grab | 2 | Colors on Bag | 7 | Colors on Person | 8 | Field Repair | 15 | Insignia on Bag | 5 | Insignia on Person | 2 | MRC Advanced | 3 | MRC Basic | 70 | Naked | 12 | Radio Box Operator | 16 | Transport Services | 4 | Shields | 93 | Misc Bonus | 6682 |
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Service Record
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