Senior Chief Petty Officer

Leotard

From now on, instead of saying "retard" or "that's so retarded," I'm going to say "leotard" and "that's so leotarded." I won't be mocking the mentally challenged, just the physically gifted. I will pick on the strong — and the limber — and not the weak.
              -Dan Savage


Leotard (formerly Retard) is made of smell. Now flying small due to a forceful ejection in 2019, she flew big, loud, and blinky for many seasons and regrets nothing.


Some say Leo, some say 'tard.




Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date070428
HostThreespeed
Knighted070623
Knighted ByThreespeed
Missions288
Light Years5427.28
Experience3078.2

Task Force Record

Airlock58
Beer Mule3
Beer Wrangler6
Chalk Bag4
Cleaner10
Com-Sat 19
Compressor Wrangler4
Damage Control59
Deck Officer29
Flat Bag5
Food Wrangler4
Gate Attendant18
Medi Bag41
Minister of Zoobs21
Mission Debriefer18
Mission Leader17
Mission Reporter45
MRC Officer16
Navigator3
Radio Wrangler3
Radiobox 171
Radiobox 273
Radiobox 319
Radiobox 42
Radiobox 51
Recycler3
Sentry4
Skynet Operator Pre11
Sticker Bag8
Still Cam1
Tailgunner21
Tool Bag5
Wookiee Bag63

Accolades

Hi-Fives/Waves Back1708
Cups146
Derby Ribbon Grab2
Colors on Bag7
Colors on Person8
Field Repair15
Insignia on Bag5
Insignia on Person2
MRC Advanced3
MRC Basic70
Naked12
Radio Box Operator16
Transport Services4
Shields93
Misc Bonus6682

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
210911 MAD Voulez Vous Rendezvous Abracadaver
210904 MAD Taco Party! Abracadaver
210814 MAD Summerween Abracadaver
210807 MAD Nyte Moves Abracadaver
210724 MAD Twenty-Eleven, Two Nine Seven Abracadaver
210710 MAD Two-tee Fiver Abracadaver
210626 MAD Park Rangers Abracadaver
210410 MAD Semi-official Beta Spectacular Swamp Thing
210403 MAD Red Shirt Panic Swamp Thing
201031 MAD Vortex-20 Abracadaver
200725 SCD Luna Libros VII: Flight of the Space Librarians Abracadaver
200418 MAD Intergalactic Dance Party Hippogriff
200404 MAD Alternamission Hippogriff
191109 MAD Omegamission 19 Trailer
191026 MAD Border Patrol Trinity
191005 MAD Skunk Day 50 Trinity
190928 MAD Princess Bride Trinity
190914 MAD Pilots Need Pampers Trinity
190907 MAD The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R. Trinity
190831 MAD Quest For Dark Matter Trinity
190824 MAD Riot Grrrlz In Space Darkendank
190803 MAD Parable of the Pearacle Trinity
190727 MAD Reindeer Games Trinity
190720 MAD A Trip to the Moon Trinity
190713 MAD Splashdown! Trinity
190706 MAD Two By Two, How About You? Ez Raider
190616 MAD Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun Trinity
190601 MAD The Fog of Time: SCUL Day '19 Trinity
190525 MAD Life Support Synthesis Trinity
190511 MAD Tribblespottin' Trinity
190504 MAD May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Trinity
190413 MAD Black Hole Darkendank
190406 MAD Appalachiamission '19 Angry Candy
181103 MAD Omegamission / Life Day 2018 Trinity
181020 SCD Cosmic Creeps (SCD Hallowheels) Goro
181013 MAD Alien Egg Investigation Trinity
181007 MAD A HONKing Good Time Trinity
181006 MAD Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope Trinity
180915 MAD Cats In Space Trinity
180908 MAD Play it Coool: the Top Class Luxury Mission Trinity
180901 MAD Divinity Cat Moved Us To The Moon Yer Mom
180818 MAD Chalk-Full-O'Funk Trinity
180721 MAD Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town Trinity
180714 MAD Flight of the Aviator Trinity
180707 MAD Planetary Prom Night Trinity
180623 MAD Tell and Show Trinity
180616 MAD Double Dippin' Trinity
180602 MAD Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Trinity
180526 MAD SCUL Day 22 Trinity
180512 MAD Persephone Calling Trinity
180505 MAD A.R.T.S.O.S. Trinity
180428 MAD ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Trinity
180407 MAD Alohamission 2018 Trinity
171104 MAD Life Day 2017 Trinity
171028 MAD Hallowheels 2017 Trinity
171021 MAD Rocky Hyperspace Picture Show Trinity
171014 MAD Burgerlesque: Bane Bun Pun Run Trinity
170930 MAD Big Dipper Trinity
170916 MAD Meskenas Mischief Trinity
170909 MAD Bermuda Triangle Trinity
170902 MAD Hypno Wormhole Trinity
170819 MAD Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Trinity
170812 MAD Sons of Perseus Trinity
170805 MAD Infinity Greaves Trinity
170729 MAD Chop Beach Rinse Repeat Trinity
170715 MAD Christmas In July Trinity
170701 MAD SCUL Day Observed Trinity
170624 MAD Army of Robots Trinity
170610 MAD Cave-In Trinity
170527 MAD Augment My Chopper Trinity
170520 MAD Eggscape To Poo Island Trinity
170506 MAD Wheeled Migration Trinity
170429 MAD We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out Trinity
170415 MAD Egg-zaduration Trinity
170408 MAD Z Axis Trinity
170401 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission Mjollnir
161029 MAD Hallowheel sooogoood Trinity
161022 MAD Poefection Trinity
161008 MAD Skunk Day '16 Trinity
161002 MAD Diva Day Double Dip Trinity
161001 MAD Truck Stop: Diva Day Delayed Trinity
160910 SCD Space Camp: The Revenge Lazarus
160827 MAD Slingshot Nebulae Trinity
160820 MAD Ghost Train Chastity
160806 MAD A View To A Thrill Trinity
160730 MAD Pretty Princess Trinity
160625 MAD Lickety Splat Yer Mom
160618 SCD Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Mjollnir
160604 MAD Twentieth Anniversary Fox Trinity
160521 MAD Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Trinity
160514 MAD Do The Worm Trinity
160507 MAD Yer Mom Is So Chopped Trinity
160430 MAD Divine Comedy Trinity
160423 MAD White Hole Trinity
160409 MAD B-Side Trinity
160402 MAD Alfrescomission '16 Trinity
151107 MAD Omegamission 2015 Trinity
151031 MAD Hallowheels 2015 Kraken
151010 MAD Illuminus Trinity
151003 MAD Skunk Day '15 Hippogriff
150912 MAD Hullabaloo Hippogriff
150905 MAD 'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Trinity
150829 MAD Carpe Noctem Kraken
150815 MAD Cosmic Safari Trinity
150808 MAD Take 'er Easy Kraken
150801 MAD Newton Horizons Kraken
150718 MAD Hot Shot Kraken
150711 MAD Rat Pack Trinity
150613 MAD Keeping up ApPEARances Trinity
150606 MAD Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Kraken
150523 MAD Photon Overdrive Kraken
150516 MAD Show and Tell Kraken
150509 MAD Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Kraken
150502 MAD String Theory Kraken
150418 MAD Cloaked in Cardboard Kraken
150404 MAD Alfalfa Mission '15 Kraken
141108 MAD Overtime: Omegamission '14 Trinity
141101 MAD Halloweeeels '14 Trinity
141012 MAD Chonk! Trinity
141004 MAD Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Trinity
140927 MAD Catch-22 Trinity
140920 MAD Hullraiser, Century 2014 Hippogriff
140913 MAD Keep the Home Fort Burning Trinity
140906 MAD Radiation Worship Trinity
140830 MAD Balanced Diet Bieber Fever
140823 MAD Aquaprincess Trinity
140719 MAD Ghost Ship Trinity
140705 MAD Balls Bursting in Air Trinity
140628 MAD Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) One Night Stand
140621 MAD Operation Summer-ville Trinity
140607 MAD Starship Mumtacular Trinity
140531 MAD All Aboard the SCUL Express! Trinity
140524 MAD Hobo Party Trinity
140510 MAD Rhubarb Memorial Trinity
140503 MAD Safety Dance Trinity
140412 MAD Macular Assault Trinity
140405 MAD Alphonsemission '14 Trinity
131102 MAD Omegamission 2013 Trinity
131026 MAD Bike-O-Ween Trinity
131019 MAD Pen-Penultimate Mission Trinity
131005 MAD Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Trinity
130928 MAD Live Free and Fly: Century 2013 Hippogriff
130907 MAD Back 2 SCUL Hippogriff
130831 MAD Sea Fortress Recon Trinity
130824 MAD 15 Minutes to Fabulous Lazarus
130817 MAD Buzz Kill Trinity
130810 MAD Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Lazarus
130803 MAD Dollar A Pound Trinity
130727 MAD SCULimpics 2013 Lazarus
130720 MAD Please Sir May I Have S'more? Trinity
130629 MAD Radiation Warz!!! Trinity
130622 MAD Super Mooning: The Revenge Lazarus
130615 MAD Casual Violence Trinity
130608 MAD Sea or Sugar Trinity
130601 MAD Sweet Seventeen Lazarus
130518 SCD Luna Libros Hippogriff
130504 MAD Mayday Art Overload Trinity
121103 MAD Novemberiffic Omegamission Lazarus
121027 MAD Hallowheels 2012 Trinity
121020 MAD Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme Trinity
121013 MAD Century 2012 Hippogriff
120922 MAD Where Is Wombat? Trinity
120915 MAD Project MUM Lazarus
120908 MAD Spokesfest Civilian Escort Trinity
120901 MAD Night of the Living U-Hauls Lazarus
120825 MAD For Tinman Lazarus
120818 MAD Flight of the Bumblebee Trinity
120811 MAD Shabadoonicorn Trinity
120804 MAD No Matter What Lazarus
120728 MAD Poseidon's Pimple Trinity
120721 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Lazarus
120714 MAD Aurora SCULealis Trinity
120630 MAD One Wet Pilot Lazarus
120623 MAD Chopra vs. Godzilla Lazarus
120616 MAD Where My Party At? Trinity
120609 MAD SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Trinity
120526 MAD I Don't Want To Grow Up Trinity
120519 MAD Disco Diva Dance Party Trinity
120512 MAD Word To Your Mother! Trinity
120505 MAD Super Mooning Trinity
120428 MAD Voyage to Arkham Trinity
120421 MAD Tea and Grackle Trinity
120414 MAD Saturn in Opposition Trinity
111231 MAD Cranks for the Memories Trinity
111029 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Swamp Thing
111022 MAD Bells Angels Hippogriff
111015 MAD Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Trinity
111008 MAD Skunk Day Trinity
111002 MAD HONK! Parade Trinity
111001 MAD Medley Mission Trinity
110924 MAD Longrange Badass Rendezvous Trinity
110917 MAD Weird Bumps Lazarus
110910 MAD À la seconde Trinity
110827 MAD Hurricane Shmurricane Lazarus
110820 MAD 8-bit Seal Cruft Trinity
110813 MAD Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Trinity
110806 MAD Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Trinity
110730 MAD Fashion Show Trinity
110723 MAD Gong Swimmin' Trinity
110716 MAD Bach in the USSR (boretum) Lazarus
110709 MAD Asylum Reboot Trinity
110625 MAD Turn It Up Trinity
110618 MAD Skywriter Trinity
110611 MAD Ships at Sea Summer
110604 MAD SCULimpics 2011 Trinity
110528 MAD Picnic By The Sea Trinity
110409 MAD Repo Men Trinity
101030 MAD Omegamission Hallowheels Trinity
101023 MAD Shiny Metals Trinity
101016 MAD Mega Ride Lazarus
101010 MAD HONK! Parade 2010 Trinity
101009 MAD Skunk Day Lazarus
101002 MAD War of 100 Light Years Trinity
100911 MAD Wormhole by-the-Nebula Trinity
100904 MAD Hurricane Fail Lazarus
100828 MAD Hammer and Tongs Trinity
100821 MAD Get Committed to the Asylum Trinity
100807 MAD Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day Lazarus
100731 MAD The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Lazarus
100724 MAD Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Easy Like Sunday Morning
100626 MAD T.R.O.N. Lazarus
100612 MAD Earth Girls are Easy Lazarus
100605 MAD SCULimpics Lazarus
100529 MAD Gelatinous Cube Lazarus
100522 MAD Secret Places Lazarus
100515 MAD Standard Ops To JP System Hippogriff
100508 MAD Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation ShortBus
100424 MAD Toolz Hippogriff
091031 MAD Hallowheels 2009 Lazarus
091024 MAD Pruny Hands on Film Lazarus
091010 MAD Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Ez Raider
091003 MAD Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Lazarus
090926 MAD Snobs 'N' Wigs Lazarus
090912 MAD Puddle Jumpers Lazarus
090905 MAD Stormin' the Castle Lazarus
090829 MAD Veteran Pilots Day Summer
090822 MAD Nitrogen Poop Monkey ShortBus
090815 MAD Insidious Perfection Chastity
090808 MAD Toast to Toast Century Lazarus
090725 MAD Soggy Bottom Lazarus
090718 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Lazarus
090711 MAD Curse of the Crone Lazarus
090627 MAD Fallen Heroes Lazarus
090620 MAD Wounded Bird Lazarus
090613 MAD Chicken Little Rides Again! Lazarus
090606 MAD You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Lazarus
090523 MAD Beach 'n' Heat Lazarus
090516 MAD Fro00oot L0o0ops Lazarus
090502 MAD Art Like a Fart Lazarus
081101 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Lazarus
081025 MAD Radiation Schmadiation Lazarus
081018 MAD Downtown Lazarus
081011 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Summer
081004 MAD Skunk Day Lazarus
080927 MAD What, Radiation Again? Lazarus
080826 MAD Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da... Lazarus
080816 MAD Friendly Fire Skylab
080809 MAD SCULimpics Compliance
080802 MAD Lost Boys Lazarus
080726 MAD It's Hard to Be a Princess Lazarus
080719 MAD So Hot My Mission Name Melted Summer
080712 MAD Balls in Spaaaaaaace Lazarus
080705 MAD Waltor Day Carnival Compliance
080628 MAD S'more In Store Lazarus
080621 MAD Submersive Choppah Underwater League Lazarus
080614 MAD Kick It Like Vomit ShortBus
080607 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Lazarus
080531 MAD Starship Safari Lazarus
080524 MAD Space Truckin' Lazarus
080517 MAD Bicycle Boogie Lazarus
080502 MAD S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Lazarus
080426 MAD Merit Badge Lazarus
080419 MAD Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Lazarus
080412 MAD Get Everyone Lathed Lazarus
071231 MAD Points We Hardly Knew Ye Lazarus
071224 MAD Santa Rode a Tallbike Trez Bonz
071027 MAD Omegamission Summer
071020 MAD Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Summer
070811 MAD Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] Sloth
070810 MAD All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 One Night Stand
070804 MAD Radiation Treatment Summer
070728 MAD Hapto Day Annihilation
070721 MAD SCULimpics 2007 Chastity
070715 MAD WalTor Day Skylab
070701 MAD Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Summer
070623 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Spooky Pirate
070615 MAD Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] EvilSchwinn
070428 MAD Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Sloth
Iron Cog
2009
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Intergalactic
1
Century
7
Builder
5
Artifact
1
Diplomat
5
Valor
6
Injury
9
Patronage
4
Strength
7
Sans-a-Spacesuit
15
Chic
10
MRC Medal
2
Special Ops
1