From now on, instead of saying "retard" or "that's so retarded," I'm going to say "leotard" and "that's so leotarded." I won't be mocking the mentally challenged, just the physically gifted. I will pick on the strong — and the limber — and not the weak.
              -Dan Savage

Leotard (formerly Retard) is made of smell. She builds loud blinky ships. Just call her 'tard. Still she/her after all these years.

Ships

Missions

Date	Mission	Ship
191109	Omegamission 19	Trailer
191026	Border Patrol	Trinity
191005	Skunk Day 50	Trinity
190928	Princess Bride	Trinity
190914	Pilots Need Pampers	Trinity
190907	The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R.	Trinity
190831	Quest For Dark Matter	Trinity
190824	Riot Grrrlz In Space	Darkendank
190803	Parable of the Pearacle	Trinity
190727	Reindeer Games	Trinity
190720	A Trip to the Moon	Trinity
190713	Splashdown!	Trinity
190706	Two By Two, How About You?	Ez Raider
190616	Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun	Trinity
190601	The Fog of Time: SCUL Day '19	Trinity
190525	Life Support Synthesis	Trinity
190511	Tribblespottin'	Trinity
190504	May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo...	Trinity
190413	Black Hole	Darkendank
190406	Appalachiamission '19	Angry Candy
181103	Omegamission / Life Day 2018	Trinity
181020	Cosmic Creeps (SCD Hallowheels)	Goro
181013	Alien Egg Investigation	Trinity
181007	A HONKing Good Time	Trinity
181006	Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope	Trinity
180915	Cats In Space	Trinity
180908	Play it Coool: the Top Class Luxury Mission	Trinity
180901	Divinity Cat Moved Us To The Moon	Yer Mom
180818	Chalk-Full-O'Funk	Trinity
180721	Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town	Trinity
180714	Flight of the Aviator	Trinity
180707	Planetary Prom Night	Trinity
180623	Tell and Show	Trinity
180616	Double Dippin'	Trinity
180602	Hallelujah the Fuel Dump	Trinity
180526	SCUL Day 22	Trinity
180512	Persephone Calling	Trinity
180505	A.R.T.S.O.S.	Trinity
180428	ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3	Trinity
180407	Alohamission 2018	Trinity
171104	Life Day 2017	Trinity
171028	Hallowheels 2017	Trinity
171021	Rocky Hyperspace Picture Show	Trinity
171014	Burgerlesque: Bane Bun Pun Run	Trinity
170930	Big Dipper	Trinity
170916	Meskenas Mischief	Trinity
170909	Bermuda Triangle	Trinity
170902	Hypno Wormhole	Trinity
170819	Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party	Trinity
170812	Sons of Perseus	Trinity
170805	Infinity Greaves	Trinity
170729	Chop Beach Rinse Repeat	Trinity
170715	Christmas In July	Trinity
170701	SCUL Day Observed	Trinity
170624	Army of Robots	Trinity
170610	Cave-In	Trinity
170527	Augment My Chopper	Trinity
170520	Eggscape To Poo Island	Trinity
170506	Wheeled Migration	Trinity
170429	We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out	Trinity
170415	Operation Egg-zaduration	Trinity
170408	Z Axis	Trinity
170401	I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission	Mjollnir
161029	Hallowheelsooogoood	Trinity
161022	Poefection	Trinity
161008	Skunk Day '16	Trinity
161002	Diva Day Double Dip	Trinity
161001	Truck Stop: Diva Day Delayed	Trinity
160910	Space Camp: The Revenge	Lazarus
160827	Slingshot Nebulae	Trinity
160820	Ghost Train	Chastity
160806	A View To A Thrill	Trinity
160730	Pretty Princess	Trinity
160625	Lickety Splat	Yer Mom
160618	Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love	Mjollnir
160604	Twentieth Anniversary Fox	Trinity
160521	Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET	Trinity
160514	Do The Worm	Trinity
160507	Yer Mom Is So Chopped	Trinity
160430	Divine Comedy	Trinity
160423	White Hole	Trinity
160409	B-Side	Trinity
160402	Alfrescomission '16	Trinity
151107	Omegamission 2015	Trinity
151031	Hallowheels 2015	Kraken
151010	Illuminus	Trinity
151003	Skunk Day '15	Hippogriff
150912	Hullabaloo	Hippogriff
150905	'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun	Trinity
150829	Carpe Noctem	Kraken
150815	Cosmic Safari	Trinity
150808	Take 'er Easy	Kraken
150801	Newton Horizons	Kraken
150718	Hot Shot	Kraken
150711	Rat Pack	Trinity
150613	Keeping up ApPEARances	Trinity
150606	Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015	Kraken
150523	Photon Overdrive	Kraken
150516	Show and Tell	Kraken
150509	Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino	Kraken
150502	String Theory	Kraken
150418	Cloaked in Cardboard	Kraken
150404	Alfalfa Mission '15	Kraken
141108	Overtime: Omegamission '14	Trinity
141101	Halloweeeels '14	Trinity
141012	Chonk!	Trinity
141004	Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back	Trinity
140927	Catch-22	Trinity
140920	Hullraiser, Century 2014	Hippogriff
140913	Keep the Home Fort Burning	Trinity
140906	Radiation Worship	Trinity
140830	Balanced Diet	Bieber Fever
140823	Aquaprincess	Trinity
140719	Ghost Ship	Trinity
140705	Balls Bursting in Air	Trinity
140628	Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island)	One Night Stand
140621	Operation Summer-ville	Trinity
140607	Starship Mumtacular	Trinity
140531	All Aboard the SCUL Express!	Trinity
140524	Hobo Party	Trinity
140510	Rhubarb Memorial	Trinity
140503	Safety Dance	Trinity
140412	Macular Assault	Trinity
140405	Alphonsemission '14	Trinity
131102	Omegamission 2013	Trinity
131026	Bike-O-Ween	Trinity
131019	Pen-Penultimate Mission	Trinity
131005	Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II	Trinity
130928	Live Free and Fly: Century 2013	Hippogriff
130907	Back 2 SCUL	Hippogriff
130831	Sea Fortress Recon	Trinity
130824	15 Minutes to Fabulous	Lazarus
130817	Buzz Kill	Trinity
130810	Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces	Lazarus
130803	Dollar A Pound	Trinity
130727	SCULimpics 2013	Lazarus
130720	Please Sir May I Have S'more?	Trinity
130629	Radiation Warz!!!	Trinity
130622	Super Mooning: The Revenge	Lazarus
130615	Casual Violence	Trinity
130608	Sea or Sugar	Trinity
130601	Sweet Seventeen	Lazarus
130518	Luna Libros	Hippogriff
130504	Mayday Art Overload	Trinity
121103	Novemberiffic Omegamission	Lazarus
121027	Hallowheels 2012	Trinity
121020	Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme	Trinity
121013	Century 2012	Hippogriff
120922	Where Is Wombat?	Trinity
120915	Project MUM	Lazarus
120908	Spokesfest Civilian Escort	Trinity
120901	Night of the Living U-Hauls	Lazarus
120825	For Tinman	Lazarus
120818	Flight of the Bumblebee	Trinity
120811	Shabadoonicorn	Trinity
120804	No Matter What	Lazarus
120728	Poseidon's Pimple	Trinity
120721	Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day?	Lazarus
120714	Aurora SCULealis	Trinity
120630	One Wet Pilot	Lazarus
120623	Chopra vs. Godzilla	Lazarus
120616	Where My Party At?	Trinity
120609	SCUL Day: Can You Dig It?	Trinity
120526	I Don't Want To Grow Up	Trinity
120519	Disco Diva Dance Party	Trinity
120512	Word To Your Mother!	Trinity
120505	Super Mooning	Trinity
120428	Voyage to Arkham	Trinity
120421	Tea and Grackle	Trinity
120414	Saturn in Opposition	Trinity
111231	Cranks for the Memories	Trinity
111029	I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels	Swamp Thing
111022	Bells Angels	Hippogriff
111015	Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret	Trinity
111008	Skunk Day	Trinity
111002	HONK! Parade	Trinity
111001	Medley Mission	Trinity
110924	Longrange Badass Rendezvous	Trinity
110917	Weird Bumps	Lazarus
110910	À la seconde	Trinity
110827	Hurricane Shmurricane	Lazarus
110820	8-bit Seal Cruft	Trinity
110813	Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ...	Trinity
110806	Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now)	Trinity
110730	Fashion Show	Trinity
110723	Gong Swimmin'	Trinity
110716	Bach in the USSR (boretum)	Lazarus
110709	Asylum Reboot	Trinity
110625	Turn It Up	Trinity
110618	Skywriter	Trinity
110611	Ships at Sea	Summer
110604	SCULimpics 2011	Trinity
110528	Picnic By The Sea	Trinity
110409	Repo Men	Trinity
101030	Omegamission Hallowheels	Trinity
101023	Shiny Metals	Trinity
101016	Mega Ride	Lazarus
101010	HONK! Parade 2010	Trinity
101009	Skunk Day	Lazarus
101002	War of 100 Light Years	Trinity
100911	Wormhole-by-the-Nebula	Trinity
100904	Hurricane Fail	Lazarus
100828	Hammer and Tongs	Trinity
100821	Get Committed to the Asylum	Trinity
100807	Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day	Lazarus
100731	The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha...	Lazarus
100724	Orchestral Maneuvers in Space	Easy Like Sunday Morning
100626	T.R.O.N.	Lazarus
100612	Earth Girls are Easy	Lazarus
100605	SCULimpics	Lazarus
100529	Gelatinous Cube	Lazarus
100522	Secret Places	Lazarus
100515	Standard Ops To JP System	Hippogriff
100508	Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation	ShortBus
100424	Toolz	Hippogriff
091031	Hallowheels 2009	Lazarus
091024	Pruny Hands on Film	Lazarus
091010	Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo	Ez Raider
091003	Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009	Lazarus
090926	Snobs 'N' Wigs	Lazarus
090912	Puddle Jumpers	Lazarus
090905	Stormin' the Castle	Lazarus
090829	Veteran Pilots Day	Summer
090822	Nitrogen PoopMonkey	ShortBus
090815	Insidious Perfection	Chastity
090808	Toast to Toast Century	Lazarus
090725	Soggy Bottom	Lazarus
090718	Peeecamatic: Pechanical	Lazarus
090711	Curse of the Crone	Lazarus
090627	Fallen Heroes	Lazarus
090620	Wounded Bird	Lazarus
090613	Chicken Little Rides Again!	Lazarus
090606	You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long	Lazarus
090523	Beach 'n' Heat	Lazarus
090516	Fro00oot L0o0ops	Lazarus
090502	Art Like a Fart	Lazarus
081101	Hallowheels 2008	Lazarus
081025	Radiation Schmadiation	Lazarus
081018	Downtown	Lazarus
081011	Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk	Summer
081004	Skunk Day	Lazarus
080927	What, Radiation Again?	Lazarus
080826	Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da...	Lazarus
080816	Friendly Fire	Skylab
080809	SCULimpics	Compliance
080802	Lost Boys	Lazarus
080726	It's Hard to Be a Princess	Lazarus
080719	So Hot My Mission Name Melted	Summer
080712	Balls in Spaaaaaaace	Lazarus
080705	Waltor Day Carnival	Compliance
080628	S'more In Store	Lazarus
080621	Submersive Choppah Underwater League	Lazarus
080614	Kick It Like Vomit	ShortBus
080607	SCUL Day 2008	Lazarus
080531	Starship Safari	Lazarus
080524	Space Truckin'	Lazarus
080517	Bicycle Boogie	Lazarus
080502	S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride	Lazarus
080426	Merit Badge	Lazarus
080419	Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day	Lazarus
080412	Get Everyone Lathed	Lazarus
071231	Points We Hardly Knew Ye	Lazarus
071224	Santa Rode a Tallbike	Trez Bonz
071027	Omegamission	Summer
071020	Ah, Go Fly a Kite!	Summer
070811	Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day]	Sloth
070810	All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007	One Night Stand
070804	Radiation Treatment	Summer
070728	Hapto Day	Annihilation
070721	SCULimpics 2007	Chastity
070715	WalTor Day	Skylab
070701	Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!	Summer
070623	Fresh (Pond) Air	Spooky Pirate
070615	Wing It [Vomit Day 2007]	EvilSchwinn
070428	Ollie Ollie Oxen Free	Sloth

Honors