Master Chief Petty Officer

Leotard

From now on, instead of saying "retard" or "that's so retarded," I'm going to say "leotard" and "that's so leotarded." I won't be mocking the mentally challenged, just the physically gifted. I will pick on the strong — and the limber — and not the weak.
              -Dan Savage


Leotard is made of smell. Now flying small due to a forceful ejection in 2019, she flew big, loud, and blinky for many seasons and regrets nothing.


Some say Leo, some say 'tard.




Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date2007.04.28
HostThreespeed
Knighted2007.06.23
Knighted ByThreespeed
Missions291
Light Years5493
Experience3567.48

Task Force Record

Airlock58
Beer Mule3
Beer Wrangler6
Chalk Bag4
Cleaner10
Com-Sat 111
Compressor Wrangler4
Damage Control61
Deck Officer30
Flat Bag5
Food Wrangler4
Gate Attendant18
Medi Bag42
Minister of Zoobs21
Mission Debriefer18
Mission Leader17
Mission Reporter52
MRC Officer16
Navigator3
Radio Wrangler3
Radiobox 171
Radiobox 273
Radiobox 319
Radiobox 42
Radiobox 51
Recycler3
Sentry4
Skynet Operator Pre11
Sticker Bag9
Still Cam1
Tailgunner21
Tool Bag6
Wookiee Bag64

Accolades

Hi-5s/Waves1708
Cups146
Derby Ribbon Grab2
Colors on Bag7
Colors on Person8
Field Repair15
Insignia on Bag5
Insignia on Person2
MRC Advanced3
MRC Basic70
Naked12
Radio Box Operator16
Transport Services4
Shields93
Misc Bonus6682

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2021.10.23 MAD Great Migration Transport
2021.10.09 MAD Skunk Day: Treat Yo'self Abracadaver
2021.10.02 MAD So Long, And Thanks For All The Plasma Failures Abracadaver
2021.09.11 MAD Voulez Vous Rendezvous Abracadaver
2021.09.04 MAD Taco Party! Abracadaver
2021.08.14 MAD Summerween Abracadaver
2021.08.07 MAD Nyte Moves Abracadaver
2021.07.24 MAD Twenty-Eleven, Two Nine Seven Abracadaver
2021.07.10 MAD Two-tee Fiver Abracadaver
2021.06.26 MAD Park Rangers Abracadaver
2021.04.10 MAD Semi-official Beta Spectacular Swamp Thing
2021.04.03 MAD Red Shirt Panic Swamp Thing
2020.10.31 MAD Vortex-20 Abracadaver
2020.07.25 SCD Luna Libros VII: Flight of the Space Librarians Abracadaver
2020.04.18 MAD Intergalactic Dance Party Hippogriff
2020.04.04 MAD Alternamission Hippogriff
2019.11.09 MAD Omegamission 19 Trailer
2019.10.26 MAD Border Patrol Trinity
2019.10.05 MAD Skunk Day 50 Trinity
2019.09.28 MAD Princess Bride Trinity
2019.09.14 MAD Pilots Need Pampers Trinity
2019.09.07 MAD The Gang From L.A.Z.E.R. Trinity
2019.08.31 MAD Quest For Dark Matter Trinity
2019.08.24 MAD Riot Grrrlz In Space Darkendank
2019.08.03 MAD Parable of the Pearacle Trinity
2019.07.27 MAD Reindeer Games Trinity
2019.07.20 MAD A Trip to the Moon Trinity
2019.07.13 MAD Splashdown! Trinity
2019.07.06 MAD Two By Two, How About You? Ez Raider
2019.06.16 MAD Funk Your Century, Let's Have Fun Trinity
2019.06.01 MAD The Fog of Time: SCUL Day '19 Trinity
2019.05.25 MAD Life Support Synthesis Trinity
2019.05.11 MAD Tribblespottin' Trinity
2019.05.04 MAD May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Trinity
2019.04.13 MAD Black Hole Darkendank
2019.04.06 MAD Appalachiamission '19 Angry Candy
2018.11.03 MAD Omegamission / Life Day 2018 Trinity
2018.10.20 SCD Cosmic Creeps (SCD Hallowheels) Goro
2018.10.13 MAD Alien Egg Investigation Trinity
2018.10.07 MAD A HONKing Good Time Trinity
2018.10.06 MAD Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope Trinity
2018.09.15 MAD Cats In Space Trinity
2018.09.08 MAD Play it Coool: the Top Class Luxury Mission Trinity
2018.09.01 MAD Divinity Cat Moved Us To The Moon Yer Mom
2018.08.18 MAD Chalk-Full-O'Funk Trinity
2018.07.21 MAD Thunderclaws Is Coming To Town Trinity
2018.07.14 MAD Flight of the Aviator Trinity
2018.07.07 MAD Planetary Prom Night Trinity
2018.06.23 MAD Tell and Show Trinity
2018.06.16 MAD Double Dippin' Trinity
2018.06.02 MAD Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Trinity
2018.05.26 MAD SCUL Day 22 Trinity
2018.05.12 MAD Persephone Calling Trinity
2018.05.05 MAD A.R.T.S.O.S. Trinity
2018.04.28 MAD ABC It's as Easy as Objectives 1 2 3 Trinity
2018.04.07 MAD Alohamission 2018 Trinity
2017.11.04 MAD Life Day 2017 Trinity
2017.10.28 MAD Hallowheels 2017 Trinity
2017.10.21 MAD Rocky Hyperspace Picture Show Trinity
2017.10.14 MAD Burgerlesque: Bane Bun Pun Run Trinity
2017.09.30 MAD Big Dipper Trinity
2017.09.16 MAD Meskenas Mischief Trinity
2017.09.09 MAD Bermuda Triangle Trinity
2017.09.02 MAD Hypno Wormhole Trinity
2017.08.19 MAD Unbirthday: A Mad Tea Party Trinity
2017.08.12 MAD Sons of Perseus Trinity
2017.08.05 MAD Infinity Greaves Trinity
2017.07.29 MAD Chop Beach Rinse Repeat Trinity
2017.07.15 MAD Christmas In July Trinity
2017.07.01 MAD SCUL Day Observed Trinity
2017.06.24 MAD Army of Robots Trinity
2017.06.10 MAD Cave-In Trinity
2017.05.27 MAD Augment My Chopper Trinity
2017.05.20 MAD Eggscape To Poo Island Trinity
2017.05.06 MAD Wheeled Migration Trinity
2017.04.29 MAD We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out Trinity
2017.04.15 MAD Egg-zaduration Trinity
2017.04.08 MAD Z Axis Trinity
2017.04.01 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission Mjollnir
2016.10.29 MAD Hallowheel sooogoood Trinity
2016.10.22 MAD Poefection Trinity
2016.10.08 MAD Skunk Day '16 Trinity
2016.10.02 MAD Diva Day Double Dip Trinity
2016.10.01 MAD Truck Stop: Diva Day Delayed Trinity
2016.09.10 SCD Space Camp: The Revenge Lazarus
2016.08.27 MAD Slingshot Nebulae Trinity
2016.08.20 MAD Ghost Train Chastity
2016.08.06 MAD A View To A Thrill Trinity
2016.07.30 MAD Pretty Princess Trinity
2016.06.25 MAD Lickety Splat Yer Mom
2016.06.18 SCD Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Mjollnir
2016.06.04 MAD Twentieth Anniversary Fox Trinity
2016.05.21 MAD Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET Trinity
2016.05.14 MAD Do The Worm Trinity
2016.05.07 MAD Yer Mom Is So Chopped Trinity
2016.04.30 MAD Divine Comedy Trinity
2016.04.23 MAD White Hole Trinity
2016.04.09 MAD B-Side Trinity
2016.04.02 MAD Alfrescomission '16 Trinity
2015.11.07 MAD Omegamission 2015 Trinity
2015.10.31 MAD Hallowheels 2015 Kraken
2015.10.10 MAD Illuminus Trinity
2015.10.03 MAD Skunk Day '15 Hippogriff
2015.09.12 MAD Hullabaloo Hippogriff
2015.09.05 MAD 'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Trinity
2015.08.29 MAD Carpe Noctem Kraken
2015.08.15 MAD Cosmic Safari Trinity
2015.08.08 MAD Take 'er Easy Kraken
2015.08.01 MAD Newton Horizons Kraken
2015.07.18 MAD Hot Shot Kraken
2015.07.11 MAD Rat Pack Trinity
2015.06.13 MAD Keeping up ApPEARances Trinity
2015.06.06 MAD Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Kraken
2015.05.23 MAD Photon Overdrive Kraken
2015.05.16 MAD Show and Tell Kraken
2015.05.09 MAD Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Kraken
2015.05.02 MAD String Theory Kraken
2015.04.18 MAD Cloaked in Cardboard Kraken
2015.04.04 MAD Alfalfa Mission '15 Kraken
2014.11.08 MAD Overtime: Omegamission '14 Trinity
2014.11.01 MAD Halloweeeels '14 Trinity
2014.10.12 MAD Chonk! Trinity
2014.10.04 MAD Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back Trinity
2014.09.27 MAD Catch-22 Trinity
2014.09.20 MAD Hullraiser, Century 2014 Hippogriff
2014.09.13 MAD Keep the Home Fort Burning Trinity
2014.09.06 MAD Radiation Worship Trinity
2014.08.30 MAD Balanced Diet Bieber Fever
2014.08.23 MAD Aquaprincess Trinity
2014.07.19 MAD Ghost Ship Trinity
2014.07.05 MAD Balls Bursting in Air Trinity
2014.06.28 MAD Have Fun Storming The Castle (Island) One Night Stand
2014.06.21 MAD Operation Summer-ville Trinity
2014.06.07 MAD Starship Mumtacular Trinity
2014.05.31 MAD All Aboard the SCUL Express! Trinity
2014.05.24 MAD Hobo Party Trinity
2014.05.10 MAD Rhubarb Memorial Trinity
2014.05.03 MAD Safety Dance Trinity
2014.04.12 MAD Macular Assault Trinity
2014.04.05 MAD Alphonsemission '14 Trinity
2013.11.02 MAD Omegamission 2013 Trinity
2013.10.26 MAD Bike-O-Ween Trinity
2013.10.19 MAD Pen-Penultimate Mission Trinity
2013.10.05 MAD Skunk Day 2013: Electric Boogaloo II Trinity
2013.09.28 MAD Live Free and Fly: Century 2013 Hippogriff
2013.09.07 MAD Back 2 SCUL Hippogriff
2013.08.31 MAD Sea Fortress Recon Trinity
2013.08.24 MAD 15 Minutes to Fabulous Lazarus
2013.08.17 MAD Buzz Kill Trinity
2013.08.10 MAD Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Lazarus
2013.08.03 MAD Dollar A Pound Trinity
2013.07.27 MAD SCULimpics 2013 Lazarus
2013.07.20 MAD Please Sir May I Have S'more? Trinity
2013.06.29 MAD Radiation Warz!!! Trinity
2013.06.22 MAD Super Mooning: The Revenge Lazarus
2013.06.15 MAD Casual Violence Trinity
2013.06.08 MAD Sea or Sugar Trinity
2013.06.01 MAD Sweet Seventeen Lazarus
2013.05.18 SCD Luna Libros Hippogriff
2013.05.04 MAD Mayday Art Overload Trinity
2012.11.03 MAD Novemberiffic Omegamission Lazarus
2012.10.27 MAD Hallowheels 2012 Trinity
2012.10.20 MAD Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme Trinity
2012.10.13 MAD Century 2012 Hippogriff
2012.09.22 MAD Where Is Wombat? Trinity
2012.09.15 MAD Project MUM Lazarus
2012.09.08 MAD Spokesfest Civilian Escort Trinity
2012.09.01 MAD Night of the Living U-Hauls Lazarus
2012.08.25 MAD For Tinman Lazarus
2012.08.18 MAD Flight of the Bumblebee Trinity
2012.08.11 MAD Shabadoonicorn Trinity
2012.08.04 MAD No Matter What Lazarus
2012.07.28 MAD Poseidon's Pimple Trinity
2012.07.21 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Lazarus
2012.07.14 MAD Aurora SCULealis Trinity
2012.06.30 MAD One Wet Pilot Lazarus
2012.06.23 MAD Chopra vs. Godzilla Lazarus
2012.06.16 MAD Where My Party At? Trinity
2012.06.09 MAD SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Trinity
2012.05.26 MAD I Don't Want To Grow Up Trinity
2012.05.19 MAD Disco Diva Dance Party Trinity
2012.05.12 MAD Word To Your Mother! Trinity
2012.05.05 MAD Super Mooning Trinity
2012.04.28 MAD Voyage to Arkham Trinity
2012.04.21 MAD Tea and Grackle Trinity
2012.04.14 MAD Saturn in Opposition Trinity
2011.12.31 MAD Cranks for the Memories Trinity
2011.10.29 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Swamp Thing
2011.10.22 MAD Bells Angels Hippogriff
2011.10.15 MAD Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Trinity
2011.10.08 MAD Skunk Day Trinity
2011.10.02 MAD HONK! Parade Trinity
2011.10.01 MAD Medley Mission Trinity
2011.09.24 MAD Longrange Badass Rendezvous Trinity
2011.09.17 MAD Weird Bumps Lazarus
2011.09.10 MAD À la seconde Trinity
2011.08.27 MAD Hurricane Shmurricane Lazarus
2011.08.20 MAD 8-bit Seal Cruft Trinity
2011.08.13 MAD Tyler Perry Presents Mary Tyler Moore In 'Fort ... Trinity
2011.08.06 MAD Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Trinity
2011.07.30 MAD Fashion Show Trinity
2011.07.23 MAD Gong Swimmin' Trinity
2011.07.16 MAD Bach in the USSR (boretum) Lazarus
2011.07.09 MAD Asylum Reboot Trinity
2011.06.25 MAD Turn It Up Trinity
2011.06.18 MAD Skywriter Trinity
2011.06.11 MAD Ships at Sea Summer
2011.06.04 MAD SCULimpics 2011 Trinity
2011.05.28 MAD Picnic By The Sea Trinity
2011.04.09 MAD Repo Men Trinity
2010.10.30 MAD Omegamission Hallowheels Trinity
2010.10.23 MAD Shiny Metals Trinity
2010.10.16 MAD Mega Ride Lazarus
2010.10.10 MAD HONK! Parade 2010 Trinity
2010.10.09 MAD Skunk Day Episode 2010 Lazarus
2010.10.02 MAD War of 100 Light Years Trinity
2010.09.11 MAD Wormhole by-the-Nebula Trinity
2010.09.04 MAD Hurricane Fail Lazarus
2010.08.28 MAD Hammer and Tongs Trinity
2010.08.21 MAD Get Committed to the Asylum Trinity
2010.08.07 MAD Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day Lazarus
2010.07.31 MAD The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Lazarus
2010.07.24 MAD Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Easy Like Sunday Morning
2010.06.26 MAD T.R.O.N. Lazarus
2010.06.12 MAD Earth Girls are Easy Lazarus
2010.06.05 MAD SCULimpics Lazarus
2010.05.29 MAD Gelatinous Cube Lazarus
2010.05.22 MAD Secret Places Lazarus
2010.05.15 MAD Standard Ops To JP System Hippogriff
2010.05.08 MAD Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation ShortBus
2010.04.24 MAD Toolz Hippogriff
2009.10.31 MAD Hallowheels 2009 Lazarus
2009.10.24 MAD Pruny Hands on Film Lazarus
2009.10.10 MAD Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Ez Raider
2009.10.03 MAD Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Lazarus
2009.09.26 MAD Snobs 'N' Wigs Lazarus
2009.09.12 MAD Puddle Jumpers Lazarus
2009.09.05 MAD Stormin' the Castle Lazarus
2009.08.29 MAD Veteran Pilots Day Summer
2009.08.22 MAD Nitrogen Poop Monkey ShortBus
2009.08.15 MAD Insidious Perfection Chastity
2009.08.08 MAD Toast to Toast Century Lazarus
2009.07.25 MAD Soggy Bottom Lazarus
2009.07.18 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Lazarus
2009.07.11 MAD Curse of the Crone Lazarus
2009.06.27 MAD Fallen Heroes Lazarus
2009.06.20 MAD Wounded Bird Lazarus
2009.06.13 MAD Chicken Little Rides Again! Lazarus
2009.06.06 MAD You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Lazarus
2009.05.23 MAD Beach 'n' Heat Lazarus
2009.05.16 MAD Fro00oot L0o0ops Lazarus
2009.05.02 MAD Art Like a Fart Lazarus
2008.11.01 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Lazarus
2008.10.25 MAD Radiation Schmadiation Lazarus
2008.10.18 MAD Downtown Lazarus
2008.10.11 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Summer
2008.10.04 MAD Skunk Day Lazarus
2008.09.27 MAD What, Radiation Again? Lazarus
2008.08.26 MAD Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da... Lazarus
2008.08.16 MAD Friendly Fire Skylab
2008.08.09 MAD SCULimpics Compliance
2008.08.02 MAD Lost Boys Lazarus
2008.07.26 MAD It's Hard to Be a Princess Lazarus
2008.07.19 MAD So Hot My Mission Name Melted Summer
2008.07.12 MAD Balls in Spaaaaaaace Lazarus
2008.07.05 MAD Waltor Day Carnival Compliance
2008.06.28 MAD S'more In Store Lazarus
2008.06.21 MAD Submersive Choppah Underwater League Lazarus
2008.06.14 MAD Kick It Like Vomit ShortBus
2008.06.07 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Lazarus
2008.05.31 MAD Starship Safari Lazarus
2008.05.24 MAD Space Truckin' Lazarus
2008.05.17 MAD Bicycle Boogie Lazarus
2008.05.02 MAD S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Lazarus
2008.04.26 MAD Merit Badge Lazarus
2008.04.19 MAD Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Lazarus
2008.04.12 MAD Get Everyone Lathed Lazarus
2007.12.31 MAD Points We Hardly Knew Ye Lazarus
2007.12.24 MAD Santa Rode a Tallbike Trez Bonz
2007.10.27 MAD Omegamission Summer
2007.10.20 MAD Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Summer
2007.08.11 MAD Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] Sloth
2007.08.10 MAD All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 One Night Stand
2007.08.04 MAD Radiation Treatment Summer
2007.07.28 MAD Hapto Day Annihilation
2007.07.21 MAD SCULimpics 2007 Chastity
2007.07.15 MAD WalTor Day Skylab
2007.07.01 MAD Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Summer
2007.06.23 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Spooky Pirate
2007.06.15 MAD Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] EvilSchwinn
2007.04.28 MAD Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Sloth
Iron Cog
2009
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Intergalactic
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Century
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Builder
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Artifact
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Diplomat
5
Valor
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Injury
9
Patronage
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Strength
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Sansaspacesuit
15
Chic
10
MRC Medal
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Special Ops
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