Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino
Stogie took us on a loopy route through Allston and Brookline, showing us a side of the city we don't usually see. Nosepicker's friends Pack Rat and Little Wheel joined us as guests for the night on Bieber Fever and Yer Mom, respectively, and Buntjigger made one of her surprise appearances, joining us on the launchpad and riding with us for the first half of the mission when she happened to be in the neighborhood and realized what night it was.
We took in a secret performance by the Providence-based "What Cheer" marching band atop a hillside playground in the Allston System before dispersing at the threat of ST activity when an angry neighbor threatened to summon them in retaliation for their spawn being prematurely removed from cryostasis by the sonic vibrations. After wiggling some more through the swanky back roads of Brookline, we stopped at the SMFA to check out a mysterious shrouded rhinoceros. "The Yellow Knight" a.k.a. Sidwell 2.0 latched on to us early in the night and managed to keep pace with us on foot almost the entire rest of the night. Sidekick knighted her maggot Squeegee in a quaint Fens-side ceremony, with the assistance of some ceremonial reminders scribbled on her hand that had mostly worn off by that time of the night.
We flew casual back to Central Square, where we fulfilled the final objective of the night by procuring unsavory snacks at the recently opened Clover corner bistro, located in the former home of Hi-Fi Pizza, swarmed by a mob of drunken orangutans who had just spilled out onto the street at bar o'clock a few minutes earlier.
AceHole placated the f' out of those people!