Operation
Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino
Stogie took us on a loopy route through Allston and Brookline, showing us a side of the city we don't usually see. Nosepicker's friends Pack Rat and Little Wheel joined us as guests for the night on Bieber Fever and Yer Mom, respectively, and Buntjigger made one of her surprise appearances, joining us on the launchpad and riding with us for the first half of the mission when she happened to be in the neighborhood and realized what night it was.

We took in a secret performance by the Providence-based "What Cheer" marching band atop a hillside playground in the Allston System before dispersing at the threat of ST activity when an angry neighbor threatened to summon them in retaliation for their spawn being prematurely removed from cryostasis by the sonic vibrations. After wiggling some more through the swanky back roads of Brookline, we stopped at the SMFA to check out a mysterious shrouded rhinoceros. "The Yellow Knight" a.k.a. Sidwell 2.0 latched on to us early in the night and managed to keep pace with us on foot almost the entire rest of the night. Sidekick knighted her maggot Squeegee in a quaint Fens-side ceremony, with the assistance of some ceremonial reminders scribbled on her hand that had mostly worn off by that time of the night.

We flew casual back to Central Square, where we fulfilled the final objective of the night by procuring unsavory snacks at the recently opened Clover corner bistro, located in the former home of Hi-Fi Pizza, swarmed by a mob of drunken orangutans who had just spilled out onto the street at bar o'clock a few minutes earlier.

AceHole placated the f' out of those people!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 542.833   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Amethyst Wakizashi 0   Recruit
BaneThunderwolf Bonnie & Clyde 703.211   Master Chief Petty Officer
Buntjigger Civilianship 41.2234   Recruit
Deadblow Mad Rabbit 423.47   Petty Officer 2nd Class
dogi Wheelie 255.891   Petty Officer 3rd Class
DrClaw Shockwave 593.255   Chief Petty Officer
Dreamer Compliance 321.191   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 911.871   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Ichirinsya Dr. Beverly Crusher 0   Recruit
Leotard Kraken 403.163   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Lil Wheel Yer Mom 0   Recruit
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 90.2545   Aviator
packrat Bieber Fever 0   Recruit
Puppy Iridium 178.748  
Sidekick Greed 540.892   Aviator First Class
Squeegee Dr. Love 589.999   Aviator
Stogie Wadlow 638.89   Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Schadenfreude 633.136   Chief Petty Officer
Tyrian Pale Horse 304.038   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Wombat Chastity 547.961   Petty Officer 1st Class
Wyrmwood El Guapo 0  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Cleaner Squeegee
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf
ComSat Monkey AceHole
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer Sidekick
Deck Officer Asst. Squeegee
Flat Bag Sidekick
Medi Bag Wyrmwood
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Wombat
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Stogie
RadioBox A Leotard
Radiobox B AceHole
RadioBox C DrClaw
Recycler Squeegee
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer Wombat
Sticker Bag Threespeed
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Deadblow
Tool Bag Squeegee
Division: MAD
Date: 05/09/2015
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Brookline, by way of Allston
Light Years: 17.8716
G-Well Activity: 2.894
Technical Rating: 2.5862