Operation
Catch-22
This mission began with faint hopes as Bane and this Tard were the only pilots to attend MRC. We were prepared, despite illness and employment obligations to grimly repeat our tripilot adventure of two Earth weeks past. I blew up Trinity's amp trying to rewire its lights (Don't ASK.) Then Cortana brought us delicious apple bread. Then some more pilots showed up. Then Skunk showed up, in full fig and jonesing to fly. Plus I found a working amp in the Q Branch Fodder drawer that I skunked like two years ago and never tested, and it sounds much better than my old amp and Trinity became bumping and all was well.

We went to Alewife and climbed an abandoned heavily graffitized spiral burrow, with huffings and puffings. At the top we chilled and saw a space meteor. Then we went out a ways west and tunneled through the silent black Minuteman wormhole for a while. Proceeding back to civilization we went to a playground, then to Harvard Constellation where we discovered that BieberFever's primary thruster casing had a massive aneurysm. We booted it went to MITERS in hope of dumpstering a better casing but found only mis-sized ones, with which we hooped. Then we dorked around Cambridge System a while. XXIII knighted Cortana at the steam Earth, under the soft glow of Microsoft.

Then we went to under the Longfellow space bridge which was heavily decorated by the indigenes with colorful cryptic symbols and iridized sportsball trophies. Skunk and I turned our ships up loud and there was excellent starry groove and we were seized by the merry spirit of Dionysus. XXIII climbed the rafters, Skunk fell off them, Zenith and Deadblow and Dogi et al chalked everything in sight, and there was general dancing and rejoicing.

Then we toodled home casual like. It was an excellent mission.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 712.951  
Cortana Centvrion 798.542   Aviator First Class
Deadblow War 370.579  
dogi Rhinoceros 484.821  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 560.56  
Leotard Trinity 558.615  
Mongoose Abandon All Hope 389.594   Aviator First Class
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 451.082   Admiral
vomit Civilianship 39.1354  
Wombat ATM Machine 482.842   Vice Admiral
XXIII ReFLEX 235.087  
Zenith Mjollnir 478.602   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock dogi
Chalk Bag Cortana
Cleaner Cortana
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Damage Control Wombat
Deck Officer Cortana
Deck Officer Asst. Cortana
Flat Bag Mongoose
Food Wrangler Cortana
Medi Bag dogi
Mission Leader BaneThunderwolf
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Leotard
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
Print Jockey Zenith
Recycler dogi
Sticker Bag Cortana
Still Cam Zenith
Tailgunner Deadblow
Tool Bag Wombat
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 09/27/2014
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Survival
Light Years: 18.0432
G-Well Activity: 1.1078
Technical Rating: 1.9412