Operation
Eggscape To Poo Island
Do do that doo-doo that you do so well!

Launched 17 strong after an active MRC, with fuel dumps to the fore as a mission focus. Race numbers for all who did their business during prelaunch. Surprise, everyone is Number Two! They got points, and more points are promised for solid fuel dumps in space.
Dr Claw guided us with despatch through Chelsea and East Boston, by a route of nasty turbulence (though not so nasty as years of yore) past the defunct King Arthur, the 24-hour Dunkie's, and the evergreen Stardust adult emporium. We're still not old enough to go in there.
We caught a pilot Dozerfish, and chalked up Sidekick's outpost.
Then we went to the eggs, sublime and megalithic as always. When will they open a restaurant on the top of one? Does no one else feel the irony of the many nearby porta-potties? Lots of cool breezes, wind turbines going round like a huge subsonic weather heartbeat. Marvellous chocolate mousse from DeadBride (the perfect balance of creamy, foamy and gritty that it should be) and emoji-style devilled eggs from Threespeed. Are we having flan yet?
Great difficulty making fire in the howling gale. Zeus' armpit proved incombustible but eventually we succeeded by huddling into a compact sphere of pilot flesh. Then, sparklers aflame on Poo Point!
Returning we released Dozer back into the wild, once more enjoying palatial fuel dumps at her beach fort. Tyrian had 87 chain drops and Sewer had 74. Sewer eventually shortened his chain but Tyrian left Pale Horse's still as twisted as his soul.
Poops galore! DC, Shadowcat (two times), and Bane (also two times) ("the strangest bonus I have ever gotten").

The return of Zeus! Rocking HARVlet Fire which sports a pneumatic truck horn and a great paint job, and it kind of works some of the time. Babymaggots Slide and YoMomma turned in fine flights on a long and mechanicalicious mission.
CAN WE EFFING KNIGHT PERILOUS ALREADY JEEBUS THIS IS SILLY. Come back Punchy, all is forgiven and we need you.

Thanks to DeadBride for a most excellent and effective mission. We broke the Deer Island curse in fine style, with no hysterics and really very little misery.

Medals of Naked for twerkin' Tard and chopper ridin' Wombat.
Injury also to Wombat.
Patronage for Deadbride and Threespeed for their delicious foods.

"Boston's #2 Tourist Attraction!"
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Cloudbuster 701.66   Senior Chief Petty Officer
cosmo Spooky Pirate 0  
Cotton Candy Bieber Fever 0  
Dead Bride Schadenfreude 697.732   Petty Officer 2nd Class
dogi Freedom 480.506   Aviator
Dozer Rancs Raider 302.589   Aviator
DrClaw Skywarp 564.268   Ensign
Leotard Trinity 851.331   Master Chief Petty Officer
perilous Iridium 0  
Sewer Spitfire 377.589   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Shadowcat Princess Fun Police 776.589   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Slide Dr. Love 0   Recruit
Snow Deep Blue Dream 100.383  
Threespeed Dr. Moreau 1070.98   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Tyrian Pale Horse 570.516   Aviator First Class
Wombat El Guapo 682.213   Chief Petty Officer
YoMomma Mjollnir 0   Recruit
Zeus Fire 580.78   Aviator
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Shadowcat
Chalk Bag Tyrian
Cleaner Leotard
Compressor Wrangler Tyrian
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer Dead Bride
Flat Bag perilous
Medi Bag Cotton Candy
Mission Leader Dead Bride
Mission Pinner Shadowcat
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Threespeed
Navigator DrClaw
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer DrClaw
Sticker Bag Tyrian
Still Cam YoMomma
Tailgunner Wombat
Tool Bag Sewer
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 05/20/2017
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Deer Island
Light Years: 28.089
G-Well Activity: 2.5216
Technical Rating: 1.8182