Operation
OMGPWNIES
HEY HOW'D WE LOSE KPAFUN?!?!?!



pt 1: ft bartlett to wright's nebula! swimmin'! avoidin' st's!
:)



FORK AND: 2: home from there, or -- onwards....to:



Speaking for the homeward bound fork: Bucky, H4ckw0rth, Threespeed
and an extra bonus floatie arrived back at the landing pad at about
0200, having travelled 10.523 LY overall (according to the navicomp).
The groove sustained us, making the trip back seem oddly much shorter
than the way out, and inspiring Medford food to dance.


pt 2: #3 nebular space station! more swimmin'! campin'! toastin'
marshmallows!



pt 3: (optional) ZZZZZs

Dozer reporting here, as Dozing
is my particular area of expertise. A multitude of Z's were captured
at the nebular space station. In fact, the station was positively
humming with zeds. Pywaket earns the Dozer award, as he slept through
all the early-morning mission rehash going on downstairs. We drank at
least a mole of coffee molecules and readied ourselves for the
remainder of the trek. HuZZZZZZZah!!!


FORK AND: 4: weenies go home via commuter rail; exeunt mission left,
pursued by bear. or -- onwards....to:



pt 4: sTuDLy PiL0tZ go onwards to camp ponderaia and sign their lives
away (again).



pt 5: meet and cuddle the fuzzy banthas stjarni, ljufur, and gemini!
bold pilots may attempt to ride the bioships. stjarni wants you to
know that he loves "jolly ranchers". gemini prefers carrots. ljufur
just wants to check out all yr pockets.



They are SOOO Cute!!!!!




pt 6: homeward bound (choppa-mounted back to commuter rail or
fort).



pt 7: "hmm, what's that smell?"



speakin' for those who went the distance: arrived at #3 nebular
space station around 0330, having utterly pwnz0red rt 28 at great
speed. pywaket's 70's-era groove-panniers provided much eclectic
funkitude, and a helpful elf had left us snackies! after some
well-earned rest (and pywaket falling down a flight of stairs) ld50
navimagated us through the harold parker deep space preserve, and we
arrived at the bantha grounds just as two bantha students had captured
stjarni and ljufur. ld50 added gemini, and all pilots rode!
(including roadrash who wasn't sure he wanted to, and pywaket who fell
off gemini...can he get an injury medal yet??) dozer, sayagain, and
roadrash peeled off towards roadrash's fort, zombie earned her living,
and the students graciously returned zombie and what was left of
pywaket to sum'ville. yellowsub and skylab now at ft andor.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Dozer Ez Raider 346.613   Lieutenant Commander
hackworth Synesthesia 559.247  
Kpafun Rambostiltskin 257.6  
ld50 Frek 550.514  
pywaket Skylab 447.038  
RoadRash Nohup 391.561   Petty Officer 2nd Class
SayAgain Mjollnir 625.219   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Schadenfreude 285.278   Vice Admiral
ZombiePhD Yellow Submarine 426.572   Commander
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Threespeed
ComSat Monkey Dozer
Deck Officer RoadRash
Medi Bag hackworth
Mission Leader ZombiePhD
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator ld50
Radio Wrangler pywaket
RadioBox A hackworth
Still Cam ld50
Tailgunner SayAgain
Tool Bag RoadRash
Wookiee Bag hackworth
Division: MAD
Date: 07/17/2010
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: New Life and New Civilizations
Light Years: 22.56
G-Well Activity: 4.14
Technical Rating: 2.26